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 Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:49 am
EDIT**
Due to people misunderstanding my intentions, I shall rephrase the whole topic.
I'm feeling a bit more confident as youngin, I want some mischief making ideas, anyone have anything good?
I need to throw some chaos into the mundane, mix it up, makes life not a boring routine thing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:22 pm
Smoke molasis and everything in the world that can be smokeable.
Smoke some ham while you're at it.
An assortment of well cured meats is great on the lungs.
In all honesty I don't support you doing anything stupid awesome, your kneecaps, sternum and clavical, balls and d**k won't be happy.
Neither will your parents after the goddamn medical bill.
Plus your 16. s**t boy, you're made of rubber.
Wait 'till your 55, see how well and awesome everything rolls over then.
I assure you the experience will be far more vivid.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:58 pm
Vicewolf Smoke molasis and everything in the world that can be smokeable. Smoke some ham while you're at it. An assortment of well cured meats is great on the lungs. In all honesty I don't support you doing anything stupid awesome, your kneecaps, sternum and clavical, balls and d**k won't be happy. Neither will your parents after the goddamn medical bill. Plus your 16. s**t boy, you're made of rubber. Wait 'till your 55, see how well and awesome everything rolls over then. I assure you the experience will be far more vivid.
Hahaha, I thought that over, but I'm not talking like
'Go out and try to kick a brick out of a brick wall'
Something more like.
'Put a toilet in your neighbors backyard tree house.'
I feel a need to create some type of mischief, the world isn't fun without some type of strangeness.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:51 pm
hahahahahaaa @ vice
so cuz you're 16 now you have to something incredibly stupid/dangerous? lol
wow that's new
well i have no ideas for ya. sorry =(
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:33 pm
You heard it here first folks!
Suhhhh-ixteen Yuurrrrr Old Lad Puhhhh-lans to kick a brick! Yes a BRICK ladies and gentlemennnn OUT of a Brick Waaaaaall!
Suhh-tand there folks and watch him shatter evuhry bone that our god given creator bestowed upon the boy! Watch his face contort in such a maelstrom of emotion that only laughs can be heard from the sickest of fiends!
Step right up! Get your tickets! Don't let the popcorn drop from your shock fallen mouuuuuths! *keeps tapping cain on deck wood, strutting*
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:30 am
Pet kittens.
Pretty dangerous. :0
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:27 pm
Get in your newly licensed vehicle and do a 4 car-jump stunt! Make sure to wear Evil Knievel gloves and yell "High-Ho Sillllver!" when you launch! 
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:31 pm
Vicewolf You heard it here first folks! Suhhhh-ixteen Yuurrrrr Old Lad Puhhhh-lans to kick a brick! Yes a BRICK ladies and gentlemennnn OUT of a Brick Waaaaaall! Suhh-tand there folks and watch him shatter evuhry bone that our god given creator bestowed upon the boy! Watch his face contort in such a maelstrom of emotion that only laughs can be heard from the sickest of fiends! Step right up! Get your tickets! Don't let the popcorn drop from your shock fallen mouuuuuths! *keeps tapping cain on deck wood, strutting* Epic.
Before he does it, someone needs to play Dragon Ball Z music, to build up the tension.
And then after he does, people can look on, with open mouthes, going, "Ah!.... aH!...Ah!....ahh!....ahh!...ahh!......ah!...!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:37 pm
That's funny, when i turned sixteen a few months ago, i hadn't even realized it was my birthday until someone told me. And here you are want someone to dare you to jump off of roofs and stuff. xD
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:11 am
Admiral Underpants That's funny, when i turned sixteen a few months ago, i hadn't even realized it was my birthday until someone told me. And here you are want someone to dare you to jump off of roofs and stuff. xD
Well legally I'm 1/3 an adult.
Now I just need to wait for 18...then 21.
Not that I actually care, but boredom has a way of molding it's self around life.
@Vice- Popcorn for the likes of a ******** Youtube video?
You sure do have high hopes for my apparent idiocy and it's ensuing epic fail potential.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:08 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:31 pm
Don't forget 25. Renting cars ho yeah I am soooo looking forward to that.
Lets see, as for mischief.... uhh well it'll be holloween soon so that gives you more leeway to go nuts. Smash some pumpkins or egg houses and cars. Wait till christmas and go out with branch cutter and cut christmas lights, preferably houselights that are fed electric through orange extension cords. Ever cut one of them? Tip, bring sunglasses.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:07 pm
Annoy the s**t out of people by dressing up in a ridiculous costume and go trick or treating a few days before halloween. smile Or TP your least favorite teachers house.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:29 pm
You: "Trick or treat!"
Them: "But it's not Halloween yet!"
You: "TRICK... or treat!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:53 pm
Sirris Don't forget 25. Renting cars ho yeah I am soooo looking forward to that.
Lets see, as for mischief.... uhh well it'll be holloween soon so that gives you more leeway to go nuts. Smash some pumpkins or egg houses and cars. Wait till christmas and go out with branch cutter and cut christmas lights, preferably houselights that are fed electric through orange extension cords. Ever cut one of them? Tip, bring sunglasses.
I've done hair dryers that are bright.
I like the way you phrased that.
Halloween was a smashing success, literally.
We went out at 11-1 and got basically went around an already emptied neighborhood. There girls threw beer at us.
Like, bottles, they ran out of candy. It goes without saying that they missed and got glass everywhere. We also woke an old couple up.
My aim is not to piss people off or do something dangerous(danger is fine, just that's not the objective) but rather, inject something interesting into the mundane that is everyday life.
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