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“Think this thing’s strong enough to cook something?”

Not being able to ignore this odd question from his red haired partner, Rude turned towards Reno, who was examining his electro-mag rod closely, and stuttered, “What?”

“Ya know, like if I held it up to an egg yolk and cut it on. Or better yet, a whole chicken!” As Reno explained this he jumped up out of the chair he had been straddling with a look in his eyes that Rude recognized all too well.

“Reno…” Rude sighed as he rubbed his temples and shook his head slightly.

“What? Just wait a second. I’ll be right back!” He exclaimed as he ran off down the hallway. Rude just sighed as he watched his overly-excited partner run off. After a few rather short moments, Reno returned with a whole, raw chicken on a plate.

“Where did you get that?” Rude raised an eyebrow as Reno set the plate down in the middle of the hallway.

“The kitchens.” Reno said innocently. He then started to fiddle with the voltage setting on his EMR.

“Who in their right mind would give you a raw chicken?” Rude frowned as he backed away slightly. His escape was blocked by the door they were standing guard of.

“I dunno.” Reno shrugged, not really paying attention to Rude’s questioning anymore. “Ah-ha! Think max voltage’s enough?” Not waiting for an answer, he squatted near the chicken and held his weapon to it. “Ready or not.” He grinned slightly as he cut his weapon on.

The result was a small chickeny explosion which left Reno squatting there, seemingly pointing his EMR at the floor, covered in charred chicken chunks. Rude, who had backed as far into the corner as he could, was also covered and felt very gross at this point. He glared at his partner who had not moved an inch. His face frozen with a look of complete and utter wide-eyed surprise. After a few moments of silence, Reno turned his wide-eyed expression, which had now turned back to excitement, on his partner.

“So it can cook things!”

~Fin~

omg that is just tooo funny
i have a crazy story that is out of just like that one

it can cook things ohh that is just tooo funny

"This thing...uh...got any bite to it?"
"If nothing else, it's...flashy."

It was dead anyways. xD

"This thing...uh...got any bite to it?"
"If nothing else, it's...flashy."

That'd prolly make it look more amusing in the end.

But no. It was a dead, skinned chicken, ready to be cooked.