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 Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:34 pm
saw this somewhere else:
post a wish and someone grants it, but corrupts it and posts another wish.
example:
person a: i wish i had a car.
person b: granted, your car breaks down on the highway.
i wish i had an elephant.
so i will start with:
i wish i had some argyle socks.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:05 am
ok (the socks are made out of 100% asbestos)
I wish I could fly
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ikeepmypimphandwaystrong Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:53 pm
Granted....you have wings.
Your wings are not strong enough to give you flight.
I wish I had more money.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:08 pm
Granted
You're given a million dollars in mexican pesos which you can't use.
I wish I had a tail.
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ikeepmypimphandwaystrong Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:30 am
granted, the tail is 4000 feet long so you can't walk
I wish I didn't have to go to school
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:50 am
granted, but your teacher has a second job at target. and you went there. and you got extra homeworks ;p
i wish i had the box set of paranoia agent on dvd.
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ikeepmypimphandwaystrong Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:55 am
granted but the dvd is also made os asbestos xp
I wish I was a real boy
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:53 pm
granted, but with a stupid lesson like "you had the ehart of a real boy the whole time" or something lame like that.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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ikeepmypimphandwaystrong Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:49 am
granted, your 2 milimetres long and have to live off small pieces of regurgitated plankton
I wish I was a better guitar player than Hendrix and Clapton combined
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:54 am
Granted, but even with all of that talent, you will never be as good as Frank Zappa.
I wish I was a better bassist than Victor Wooten and Les Claypool combined.
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ikeepmypimphandwaystrong Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:53 pm
granted, a new law is passed banning bass guitars from the planet for enciting religious hatred somehow
I wish I could walk in to shops and take anything I wanted for free
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:57 pm
You can o.o then you get arrested
I wish my hair didn't need brushed every 2 mins
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:12 pm
Granted, but all your hair falls out.
I wish I had more wishes.
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Neovenator generated a random number between
1 and 1 ...
1!
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:49 pm
Granted, you didn't say how many wishes so I believed you wanted zero wishes
I wish for a new Radiohead album.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:54 pm
Granted, the next Radiohead album contains 52 minutes of silence.
I wish I could find the King Crimson album torrents so I could download them.
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