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 Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:46 am
[9th October 2005]
Today I open up my own laboratory, with the name of M-Corp! It was originally S-Corp, but those elf bastards copied my idea!
For my first experiment I plan to make a half-human half-dog. I call it Ritorin!
Let's see how that goes.
I'll keep you updated, my secret journal that nobody else can read!
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:49 pm
[13th October 2005]
I’ve messed up really badly…
Only a few days into the experiment and I’ve messed up badly!
My hands have become hairy and I seem to have claws now.
Weird. I’m sure I can fix this though!
That's what I get for masturbating so much...
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:30 pm
[27th October 2005]
Aw man! I’ve still failed at trying to get rid of these claws.
Atleast I can scare kiddies at Halloween! Haha!
I’ve started a different experiment now. I’m trying to create a Dragon! Yeah, a ******** Awesome!
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:30 pm
[2nd December 2005]
I’ve been so busy trying to get rid of my tail that I forgot to keep this updated!
As you can see the Dragon Experiment went terribly wrong!
I can fix it!
Hopefully by Christmas!
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:11 am
[14th December 2005]
I’ve been working on my latest project, the pineapple monster!
You may think I am losing my mind but I’m not!
Why would I be? Just because I have claws and a tail!
Huh? What’s that sound?
What’s that!? It's a little Green Bunny!? What the hell!? IT'S ATTACKING ME!
WHAT!? THERE’S TWO OF THEM!? SOMEBODY HELP ME!
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:13 am
[17th December 2005]
I killed these two rabbit’s the other day. I’m not letting them go to waist. I’ve made them into slippers to keep me warm this winter!
I think I’ll have a Cigar to celebrate my new slippers.
But I don’t have a lighter, damn.
Wel, now that all this madness is over I must continue the Pineapple Monster Experiment!
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:51 am
[5th July 2006]
Yay, it's my birthday!
My mother sent me this apron, and I think it makes me look pretty.
Why would she send me an apron though?
I think she's losing her mind.
I'm going to continue doing experiments. Sorry for not updating much anymore Journal, but i've been trying to get rid of this damn pineapple head.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:22 am
[31st October 2006]
Happy Halloween! The Zurg are here and I stole myself a Zurg baby! I'm sure they won't mind!
I was doing yet another experiment which ended up burning my hair and now it's stuck black! I guess I could dye it but who has time for that when there's science to do?
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:27 pm
Years later...
Good Evening, People of Shaffsville. I am Shaff Shaffington. I welcome you all to my 2nd Halloween Party.
Just kidding. Get the ******** out of my house.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:32 pm
The End.
Where is Shaff now?
Nobody knows.
Some people say he followed his childhood dream and moved to japan and became a rapist, some people think he is still somewhere in the league of morons, and some people think he started his own religion and caused a mass cult suicide.
Where do you think Shaff is?
Post in this thread your own Shaff Story and win Gold.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:50 pm
Once Shaff quit his experiments all those years later. He ******** all the asian women in Europe and Asia and caught all the diseases even some not known to man.
THE END!
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:29 pm
Text to go before each message
Shaff lived out the rest of his years with your mom.
the end
Text at the end of each message
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:16 pm
Shaff decided that Waldo had been in the spotlight for too long.
Waldo was killed, and Shaff took his job.
you can now find him in a children's book called, Where's Shaff?.
the end
♥ ♥ ♥
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:30 pm
And then Shaff was a zombie.
End.
Unoriginal ending is unoriginal.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:33 pm
Once was a boy of great lust, and insanity.
He wanted women.
He wanted to experiment on animals
He wanted a legion of morons
And he wanted artists
But most of all, he wanted to make an entire society to treat him as a god.
He constructed a giant city made entirely out of steel. Glimmering, sparkling, pristinely clear steel.
No one is sure how he did it. But who honestly gives a ********?
Oh, and on island. He named it Tloemia.
But again, who gives a ******** anyway, when he was finished, he had no one to live in it.
At first, he tried populating it with a failed clone of himself that he name "ritorin."
Then he got bored and mutated it. And then he got annoyed, so he started melting them down into gold.
So then he started to invading other countries and abducting random people, and injected a liquid into their brains to make them want to stay on the island. That is why they rarely venture out.
And from there, is where all the stories, and all the lulz, and even the drama originate from.
tl;dr i hope emo comes in and corrects this horrid piece of s**t
I'll give her, uh, 1g?
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