And he's standing at the Pearly gates and St. Peter looks down at his book and says, "I'm sorry but you're not in here. You've got to go to the other place."
So the engineer goes to hell.
A few months later an angel goes down to check on how things are going and instead of a fiery pit they've got air conditioning and escalators and elevators and high rise apartments.
The devil says, "Oh yeah, things are great ever since you sent that engineer down here."
The angel says, "Engineer? What engineer? You weren't supposed to get any engineers. Send him back, right away."
The devil says, "No way, things are great now. We're keeping him. What are you going to do about it?"
The angel retorts, "send him back or I'll sue you."
The devil says, "Where are you guys going to get a lawyer?"
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