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 Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:13 pm
In the middle of a deserted wasteland, it appeared. Twenty stories high, firebreathing, and generally surly, this was a creature of legend.
It was the Master Gumball, back to reclaim the land that was rightfully his. (He won it in a card game or something. No one asks.)
You came to this place to test your might against him, for whatever reason. The narrarators place is not to question, only to narrarate. He should be easy to defeat, you find yourself thinking. There's one problem, though.
You aren't the only one out for his treasure. (You- He has treasure, too? surprised )
Can you do it? Will you be the one to defeat this ancient beast?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Okay, welcome to Gumball's contest! Let me explain the rules for you. - The point is to defeat the Master Gumball by depleting it's HP. You do this by rolling two 20-sided dice, and subtracting that from it's remaining health. I'll keep that updated, but it'll be good if you guys kept track, too.- Since he's epic, he has 1000HP. He can also attack back, but he's pretty slow. He'll attack on every page break. (example: On page two, he'll attack someone. If he starts charging, that'll take a turn for him, but the next page he'll roll more d20s.) He does 3d20 damage normally.- You have 150HP, and if you really want, you can attack other players to knock them out. This is a good way to knock out someone who seems to have a little too much time on their hands.- There will be a total of 3 prizes. There will be the grand prize of 3 tickets for dealing the final blow, a prize for the most attacks for 1 ticket, and a prize for the most creative attacks for 1 ticket.- Lastly, be creative! Kick some a** out there! No one wants to read boring posts.Okay, it's time... MORTAL KOMBAT!!! HP: 856/1000* *marked the last roll I counted
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AkiraFujita rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 1
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:36 pm
Avery Zicdela stepped off the motorcycle, lowering his circular purple glasses to get a better look at the . . . monstrosity, would be a good word for it, he found. The thing was huge, and looked vaguely like an armor-plated mantis with a purple afro, though he dared not work out any other discernible features out of sheer terror. This was what he had come for, what he had driven three days straight for. He itched with glee at the prospect of what defeating the creature would give him. He kicked the stand of his bike and sat back down, pulling a sandwich from a bag in his side-cart. Turkey, he thought to himself. It may be the last time I have this. . . .
He savoured the moment, unseen, staring at the sand on the ground. He did not look up until he had finished, and he stared at the decaying stone buildings surrounding the 'froed enemy. He planned. And then he kicked the stand back up and drove to a near wall. He let the bike fall to the ground this time once he reached his destination, climbing the wall, and making his way up through the use of stairs and ledges. When he reached the top he headed to a bridge, extremely aged and surprisingly whole. The Master Gumball stood underneath it, afro almost brushing against the underside of the bridge. Avery moved his English long-coat aside, reaching the handle of his mystically fused jian, made of obsidian and platinum, with one gloved hand. The leather gripped nicely on its own. He pulled it out of the three-strapped sheath hanging from his belt, and placed one foot on the small rock railing.
He pointed the blade beneath him and jumped, onto the Gumball.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:16 pm
i'm trapped in a burning building A black 4x4 Chevy van with diamond-plate welded onto the sides backs up next to the giant Kirby impersonator. The sun roof opens, a dramatic laser light show splays through the fog and Switters raises up to the roof of the van on some sort of elevator thing.
The back doors of the van open, and the sliding doors fold outwards. They're covered in 18" speakers and connected to a 17,000 watt amplifier. Nothing like some sub-sonic sound waves to crack a delicious candy shell, right?
Switters turns the volume to eleven, grabs his bass and plays the first few notes of "On a Plain" by Nirvana. but man, you have to see the view
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AkiraFujita rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 15
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:21 pm
The beyond-razor-sharp blade sliced through the thickets of hair as gravity took its place and Avery's feet hit the Gumball's scalp with a thud, blade thrusting through its head. He knew it wouldn't do much, a three-and-a-half foot sword in an enourmous monster. But it sure as hell made it angry. He pulled the sword out of its skull and drove it in once again in a different spot. He pulled a cloth from his coat pocket and wiped the blade very carefully, ridding it of blood. The black blade's reflection showed his face, and he moved his hair out of his eyes with a black leather glove not holding his sword.
He heard a cry from behind him and turned round. Very quickly the gigantic purple locks were moving violently and three large insects launched out of them. Avery quickly disposed of the lice in two swift motions, but the continuous screaming made it clear that they weren't all that was after him. He turned and ran through the violet forest as fast as he could, slicing bunches of hair out of his way, eager to reach the forehead and hoping he was going the right direction.
((Edit: Once you press the post type, submit. It'll tell you there were issues and it'll be fixed.))
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:23 pm
i'm trapped in a burning building How are you doing that, it won't let me roll but man, you have to see the view
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:24 pm
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:44 pm
i'm trapped in a burning building test / roll for post 1 but man, you have to see the view
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 12
Total: 30 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:47 pm
i'm trapped in a burning building Epic! sweatdrop
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The attacks seemingly ineffective, and since he is very experienced in crashing vehicles, Switters repositions the van to be facing the monster that four out of five dentists agree may help fight cavities if chewed after meals, ironically glues the gas pedal down with some chewed gum and steps back.
The van reaches max speed a few seconds before crashing into the Gumball. but man, you have to see the view
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DeathIsInLoveWithMe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 16
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:14 am
 'Cause to me everyday is Halloween
I have given up hiding and started to fight ((Death is epic too and should be able to roll 4d20 ;D))
Grabbing her colouring pencils that are useless for colouring - they always seem to diagree with her - Death started throwing them at the Gumball like senbons. Meanwhile she started chanting the lyrics of Döderlein out loud.
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 1
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:15 am
i'm trapped in a burning building Switters hops on a nearby moped, knocking the fat chick that was riding it to the ground.
The now moped-less fat chick sees the giant Gumball, runs up and starts gnawing on as much of it as she can get her fat chick mouth on. but man, you have to see the view
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 10
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:22 am
i'm trapped in a burning building Taking the little moped up to an entirely unsafe 55MPH, he runs circles around the Gumball until a semi truck passes. Using the wind gust to do the Super Switter Stunt Jump that made him famous with moped dealers earlier this summer, he brings the bike straight up off the ground, comes off it in mid air and lands on his face in the dirt.
Of course, he is unharmed.
The moped lands next to Gumball where people start thinking it belongs to him, thus severely damaging his reputation.
*Last roll I counted in the total but man, you have to see the view
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 10
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:27 am
i'm trapped in a burning building Pulling out the handy pocket-sized collapsible potato cannon he carries in his pocket, Switters jams a few fetuses down inside the PVC barrel. He is suddenly grateful that he started collecting Joy's toilet babies.
He lights the exploder-chamber-thingy, and nothing happens. He was expecting this. Joy's toilet babies can stop up the freaking ocean. He runs up and smacks the Gumball with the now-useless cannon. but man, you have to see the view
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 5
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:52 am
i'm trapped in a burning building Switters calls for the time and temperature on his cell phone, then when the endless looping computer voice thing starts talking to itself he puts the phone near the gigantic Gumball.
Cancer begins forming instantly. but man, you have to see the view
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 2
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:09 am
i'm trapped in a burning building Switters is putting the finishing touches on a large wooden contraption when a helicopter lands and drops off a very large box. Opening the box, Switters grabs one of the Republicans inside it, sticks them in the middle of the wooden machine and pulls a lever.
The Republican flies through the air and skips off the Gumball, seemingly doing little harm.
Switters fires the next 149 Republicans anyways, in interest of scientific method. but man, you have to see the view
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Switters rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 13
Total: 32 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:13 am
i'm trapped in a burning building Switters goes fishing in a nearby pond, hooks and reels in Old Greg.
"That big round thing over there is good, you like good things right? Plus it tastes like Bailey's and loves you exactly how you love it back. Go show it your mangina."
Old Greg lifts up his tutu, and a beam of something unspeakable shoots out at the Gumball. but man, you have to see the view
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