Welcome to Gaia! ::

*You walk up the dirt path and you go through the trees. Right in front of you is a clearing and in the middle of the clearing is a fire with a ring of stones around it. As you look around you see strange looking people. Many have some kind of face paint on and sticks in their hands which they are using to poke what seems to be the food being served here. A man who looks like the owner of the place walks up to you*



"Hello and welcome to the Firepit of Doom. I'm CJ and I'll be you host for however long you choose to stay here. If you would like a job just put in an application (next post) or if you'd like to eat or drink just pick up a menu and go ahead and order (after ap. post). Also here is a list of things we have."



1. Of course the Fire pit
2. Lawnchairs ((ooo aaw eek ))
3. A pool that was dug by yours truely w/ a hot tub attached
4. Trees that you can climb, sit in, talk to, ect
5. Local Rednecks that carry boomsticks
6. A Gold Statue of Bob the Cheese God
7. Pool tables stolen from the first Hollow Log
8. Dart boards with plastic tipped darts ((safety reasons ninja ))
9. Lots and lots of sand
10. A nice bar

Anything you can think of we can find/make/steal ninja

For those who lack imagination we have...A MENU! eek







1. Roasted Aspin on a Stick


1.Burnt, BBQed sticks.


1. Screamin' Tots & Pancakes
2. Ivisibo Waffles
3. Bacon & Eggs ((a Classic))
4. Freshly hatched Eggs
5. Tissue Paper ((For those on a diet))


1. Tapeworm ((For those who need to lose weight fast))
2. Soup w/ a fly in it
3. Lillith Cookies
4. Squirly wrath burgers, prepared by Foamy� himself
5. Doggy Bone
6. Cat/Dog food
7. A Broken Chip Piece ((for dieters)


1. Exotic Parasite from South America ((For those counting calories))
2. Deep Fried Paper Plate, Cup, and Spork
3. Stolen Chinese Food
4. Sticks Straight from the Fire
5. Poo Poo Poo Plater ((for those who like an extra poo))
6. A Grain of Rice ((For dieters that like to spoil themselves))


1. Frosted hamburger patties
2. cookies, any kind you want
3. "Borrowed" Slurpees�
4. Malts ((choose a flavor))
5. melted ice


1. Tatter tots
2. French fries
3. fAtkins approved Salads
4. Air ((for those dieters that like some extra food))




1. Soda imported from Mexico
2. Pepsi & Coke products found in used bottles/cans ((only in tablespoon and dixie cup))
3. Recycled water
4. French wine ((made with real french people!))
5. Tea found floating in the river

FIRE.

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

smile

*throws in DerZ*

the fire bounces well 3nodding

they both pay the same

OK then, are you gonna allow whoremongering? I'll decide after I know.

I think that is also considered 'person who pretends to work but doesn't'

I'll only be a waitress if I don't HAVE ta sleep with any farting customer that hands you a sack of gold....