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 Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:42 pm
here is the place to put and read funny and memorable quotes.
Please state the name of character who is talking and what episode the quote came from.
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:48 pm
Max: So you’re dating the sheriff’s son?
Liz: Yeah, it’s like this totally casual sort of…Max, can we just focus here for a minute, please? (she raises her shirt and shows Max the silver handprint on her stomach) I scraped some cells from your pencil. This is really weird to say. I’m trying really hard to keep from blacking out there. The cells weren’t normal. So, Max, what I’m going to suggest to you…is that we just go back in to the bio lab now…so that I can see what I’m thinking is wrong. That I got the wrong cells.
Max: You didn’t.
Liz: Okay, um. So help me out here, Max. I mean…what are you?
Max: Well, I’m not from around here.
Liz: Where are you from?
(Max points upward)
Liz: Up north?
(Max raises his finger higher)
Liz: You’re not a...an alien, I mean…Are you?
Max: Well I prefer the term, “Not of this Earth.” Sorry. Not a good time to joke. Yeah, I am. Wow, it’s weird to actually say it.
(Liz stares at him and then starts to leave)
Liz: Um, I have to go. You know, I’m going to be late for my US Government class. So I’m just gonna-
(She reaches the door but Max holds it close)
Max: Liz, listen to me. You can’t talk to anyone about this. Not your parents, not Maria, no one. You don’t understand what’ll happen if you do. Now my life is in your hands.
-pilot
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:35 pm
Max: I can't just heal people. I'm not... God.
Liz: I know.
-leaving normal
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:13 pm
Michael: We don't need any help!
Maria: Right, next time try stealing someone else's car and getting away with it.
-285 south
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:16 pm
Michael (to Max): You healed a pigeon. Great. Now you're Dr. Dolittle.
-the toy house
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:52 pm
Valenti: I didn't know this was gonna happen. I didn't know he was as dangerous as he was.
Max: What did you tell him? Why did he come after me? You're the Sheriff. You're supposed to protect me. But all you've done is go after me! You believe all these crazy things. You're just like Hubble. You want me? Well, here I am! Take me.
-the converntion
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:11 pm
DJ: Look at these guys, you’ve got them hanging on by a string and I think you owe it to them and the KROZ listeners to choose your Valentine here and now. Will it be Doug, the dream man we chose for you, the ex-boyfriend Lyle-
Kyle: Kyle!
DJ: Or Max, who kidnapped you and vandalized your home. What do you have to say for yourselves, men?
Doug: I thought you just wanted a normal date?
DJ: Okay, go for it Kyle.
Kyle: Hey, I’m just happy to be nominated…and I think I’m gonna puke.
DJ: Well, convince her, Max.
(Max kisses Liz)
DJ: Well, it looks like we’ve found our winner!
-blind date
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:16 pm
Nasedo: Humans are weak, which doesn't bother me, and wasteful. Their brains are incredible machines they haven't even begun to learn to use. When you were engineered you were given the capacity to do everything the human brain is capable of.
Michael: You mean, besides our powers.
Nasedo: Those are your powers, Michael. Everything you can do is human. You're just programmed to be a several thousand years ahead of the rest of mankind, that's all. But from what I saw earlier, you barely tapped in to what you're capable of...
-the white room
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:01 am
There were so many funny parts in that show.
I particullarly liked this part (I don't have exact quotes):
Liz: Hey, what's up? I'm just trying to mate these stupid slugs. C'mon, do it already!
Max: Maybe one of them's gay?
I laughed so hard...
I actually asked my friends in school if slugs could be gay...
XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Liz (to Maria about closing up the restaurant): Would you mind?
Maria: Go ahead.
Liz: Thank you.
Maria: Live the life I so desperately want.
Michael: It's kind of immature, really.
Maria: Really?
Michael: Just a couple of horndogs looking for a place to make out. I mean we don't need that. We got my apartment you know?
Isabel (finishes studying the menu): I guess I'll just have the special.
Maria & Michael: Oh we're closing early.
-crazy
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:56 pm
Maria: He's a cop. And you're a hippie.
Amy: Well, opposites attract.
Isabel: I think it's time you either put up or shut up, Michael.
Michael: Very poetic, Isabel.
INDEPENDENCE DAY
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