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 Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:23 pm
man... that was unexpected.
i was watching The N (tv for teens. blah blah blah...)
when they advertised some quizzes they had on their site.
so, as usual, i was bored and decided to take a couple of them.
when i finally got to the 'What's Your Horror Movie Death?' quiz,
i was excited because i thought it sounded cool.
little did i know that i would get the most Twilight related
answer there was. go figure.
apparently i will be sucked dry by a gorgeous ********... can that get any more freaky? (and totally awesome?)
and, I s**t YOU NOT!!!!, the last sentence was this:
"The only thing bad about your death (besides being dead, of course)
is that people will make way too many Twilight references at your funeral."
...........seriously, does it get any cooler than that?
Here's the whole paragraph and the link. i want to hear what you get.
Your New Crush Has Fangs
You would've noticed the extra-sharp teeth if you weren't so busy staring into those mesmerizing eyes and listening to that soothing voice tell you how "tasty" you look tonight. If it's any solace, it didn't really hurt, and you looked super cute as the vampire chased you around the moonlit garden. If you had screamed a little louder, you might've been rescued, but you had a sore throat that day and could barely manage a fearful squeak. The only bad thing about your death (besides being dead, of course) is that people will make way too many Twilight references at your funeral.
Want to creep your friends out? Send them a link to this quiz.
17% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation.http://www.the-n.com/quizzes/quiz_main.php?id=2608
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:36 pm
An ancient demon that I accidentally called forth with an antique book possesses me and everyone I know thinks I went crazy, then we got i an accident on an elevator and he killed me and abandoned my body . . .
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:58 pm
You're a vegetarian vampire.
You've been a vampire long enough to know that you can't change who you are, but you've found ways to control your blood-sucking impulses. You'll never be able to shut off those dark urges completely, but it's nice to be able to hide them from the general public. No matter how tasty a person's neck might smell, you just don't think it's right to lean in and take a bite. You treat people with respect, but you don't necessarily feel that way about all living creatures. A vamp's got to get nutrients somehow, and for you, tomato juice just doesn't cut it. A tall, warm glass of bear blood, on the other hand? That hits the spot.
OMFG I JUST TOOK THE WHAT KIND OF VAMP ARE U QUIZ ON THERE
AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:42 pm
Your horror movie death is extra tragic, because the people around you just assumed you went crazy. The truth is, you bought a weird-looking antique book at a used bookstore downtown, and when you read the first few lines aloud in a fake scary voice, you accidentally called forth an evil spirit. The ancient demon possessed your body and controlled your every move, but it never quite grasped the basics of modern technology. After a messy incident involving the escalator at the mall, the demon decided human bodies were just too fragile. It abandoned your now lifeless self, and moved into a Gossip Girls novel.
o.o freaky
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:43 pm
Aw, hon... you were just too pretty to live. As the masked murderer chased you through the woods, he told you he ranked his victims based on cuteness, and you were at the top of the list. You couldn't help feeling flattered, even if the compliment was coming from a total psycho. When you turned around for one second to look at this insane (but clearly intelligent) person, you ran straight into a tree. He caught up and stabbed you through your favorite shirt. At that point, you kind of just gave up. I mean, without that shirt, was there any point in living?
Want to creep your friends out? Send them a link to this quiz.
26% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation.
gee now i feel just so damn special!
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:48 pm
Okay, looks to me like this is just a simple horror quiz but...
You devoted your life to acquiring all the dolls, toys and memorabilia you could get your hands on, but ironically, one of your precious collectibles chose to take that life away. Maybe the creepy lady down the block had a garage sale and you accidentally bought a puppet possessed by a murderer. Maybe your new toy robot was programmed to destroy humanity. Or maybe that dirty old clown doll you found on the street really was evil. In a frightening collectible rebellion, the malicious toy tried to sell you on eBay, but then it found out you were more valuable in parts. Not pretty.
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:03 pm
oh man. your guys' was funny!
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:04 pm
Your horror movie death is extra tragic, because the people around you just assumed you went crazy. The truth is, you bought a weird-looking antique book at a used bookstore downtown, and when you read the first few lines aloud in a fake scary voice, you accidentally called forth an evil spirit. The ancient demon possessed your body and controlled your every move, but it never quite grasped the basics of modern technology. After a messy incident involving the escalator at the mall, the demon decided human bodies were just too fragile. It abandoned your now lifeless self, and moved into a Gossip Girls novel
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:46 pm
Beauty is a Curse
Aw, hon... you were just too pretty to live. As the masked murderer chased you through the woods, he told you he ranked his victims based on cuteness, and you were at the top of the list. You couldn't help feeling flattered, even if the compliment was coming from a total psycho. When you turned around for one second to look at this insane (but clearly intelligent) person, you ran straight into a tree. He caught up and stabbed you through your favorite shirt. At that point, you kind of just gave up. I mean, without that shirt, was there any point in living?
Want to creep your friends out? Send them a link to this quiz.
26% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation.
Haha, I thought that was really funny! rofl
Now I feel special!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:51 pm
LexiLu Latte OMFG I JUST TOOK THE WHAT KIND OF VAMP ARE U QUIZ ON THERE AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT 3nodding Ooh, I took that one, too! I got: You're a vegetarian vampire. You've been a vampire long enough to know that you can't change who you are, but you've found ways to control your blood-sucking impulses. You'll never be able to shut off those dark urges completely, but it's nice to be able to hide them from the general public. No matter how tasty a person's neck might smell, you just don't think it's right to lean in and take a bite. You treat people with respect, but you don't necessarily feel that way about all living creatures. A vamp's got to get nutrients somehow, and for you, tomato juice just doesn't cut it. A tall, warm glass of bear blood, on the other hand? That hits the spot. Just like the Cullens! Now I feel even MORE special!!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:41 pm
It's Lurking Beneath the Surface
You spend a lot of time in a bathing suit, so it shouldn't be all that surprising to discover that you were swallowed whole by a creature from the depths. Although most giant squid are in fact quite friendly, you encountered one with poor eyesight who mistook you for an oversized shrimp. You struggled to escape its 20-foot tentacles, but a giant squid is much, much stronger than you. On the bright side, being slurped up into the squid's stomach felt really neat. People who get eaten by sharks and alligators have no idea what they're missing!
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:34 pm
yeah look at what i got
Your New Crush Has Fangs
You would've noticed the extra-sharp teeth if you weren't so busy staring into those mesmerizing eyes and listening to that soothing voice tell you how "tasty" you look tonight. If it's any solace, it didn't really hurt, and you looked super cute as the vampire chased you around the moonlit garden. If you had screamed a little louder, you might've been rescued, but you had a sore throat that day and could barely manage a fearful squeak. The only bad thing about your death (besides being dead, of course) is that people will make way too many Twilight references at your funeral.
Want to creep your friends out? Send them a link to this quiz.
17% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation.
woohoo
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:45 am
Your fantasy boyfriend is Edward Cullen from Twilight. Edward is a tortured soul whose deepest instincts tell him to bite you, but somehow, you know he never will. He's over a hundred years old, so he has a lot to teach you about life, and you're ready for any lesson -- especially if it involves his lips. Your fantasy boyfriend's dazzling smile, seductive voice, and delicious scent are enough to put you in a trance... which makes it even easier to daydream about him. Edward is gorgeous no matter what the weather's like, but on sunny days, he sort of sparkles. Like this quiz? Send it to a friend! 33% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation. Woah. Jeez. I feel so special. xD http://www.the-n.com/quizzes/quiz_main.php?id=3428
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:06 pm
i havent been on that site for too long!
Your fantasy boyfriend is Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Edward is a tortured soul whose deepest instincts tell him to bite you, but somehow, you know he never will. He's over a hundred years old, so he has a lot to teach you about life, and you're ready for any lesson -- especially if it involves his lips. Your fantasy boyfriend's dazzling smile, seductive voice, and delicious scent are enough to put you in a trance... which makes it even easier to daydream about him. Edward is gorgeous no matter what the weather's like, but on sunny days, he sort of sparkles.
What Twilight character are you
Bella
Innocent, tom-boyish, and shy, you definietly are. You also are a bit of a clutz at times. Even though you have a very low self-image, others see you as beautiful.
You're a vegetarian vampire.
You've been a vampire long enough to know that you can't change who you are, but you've found ways to control your blood-sucking impulses. You'll never be able to shut off those dark urges completely, but it's nice to be able to hide them from the general public. No matter how tasty a person's neck might smell, you just don't think it's right to lean in and take a bite. You treat people with respect, but you don't necessarily feel that way about all living creatures. A vamp's got to get nutrients somehow, and for you, tomato juice just doesn't cut it. A tall, warm glass of bear blood, on the other hand? That hits the spot
You're barely evil at all.
You? evil? Ha. Nobody's perfect, but you're one of the least evil people who've ever taken this quiz. If you're feeling guilty about something, it's probably only because you momentarily stopped petting a kitten to answer those questions. You would never be intentionally cruel to an animal, a friend, or even a stranger. Reading this quiz is probably the closest you've come to having an evil thought. We don't want you focused on evilness any longer than necessary, so please go back to what you do best -- spreading joy and sunshine throughout the land.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:09 pm
(Does this burn anyone else's eyes? Can we stomach to listen to Robert propose to stewart in New Moon the Movie?
No. No we can't.
Let's all go deaf. ) quote
i beleive we shall. that or run out of the theater screaming
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