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 Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:37 pm
Welcome to the crazy food court!
For those days when it's just raining too hard to keep the fire pit going ( or for a simple change of scenery and atmosphere ) we have the food court of insanity for all your fast-food indoor needs!
I'm Ping-Rose, and I run the main fast food stop, "NACHO! CRAZY"
If you have an idea for a vendor's stand ( food, clothes, other merchandise, etc ) please do not hesitate to set it up!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:38 pm
NACHO! CRAZY
Menu:
Chips:
Paint Chips
Nacho Chips
Tooth Chips
Cheese:
Imitation cheese from a can
Imitation veggie cheese made of tofu
Meat:
Special of the week ( sorry, it's a secret! ) OFFSPRING
Space alien ( limited amount, damn the government! they always get to UFO landings before me these days )
Drinks:
Blood ( mostly gathered from the various carnage of the kingdom of insanity guild, so it's a mix )
Water
Sewage Sludge ( comes with ice cubes )
Soda ( half drank bottles salvaged from the trash, limited flavors )
Payment options:
gold, organs, rocks, shiny objects, anything really....No credit cards, no tabs.DISCLAIMER: NACHO!CRAZY is not responsible for any ailment, injury, illness, death, or other malady that may result from consumption of edible goods purchased from the stand.
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:53 pm
Can I make a shop to put in this post when I think it up?
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:56 pm
DerZuhalter's Seasoned Rock Stand! We have all sorts of rocks, from pebble popcorn to quartz soup. You name it we got it. Below is a list of our more popular items Quartz soup
Pebble Popcorn
Salted Mica
Sambler Bag (Random assortment of rocks) Buttered Gold
Garlic granite
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:58 pm
I'll have some with the cheese no meat please biggrin -sits on a bench and thinks of what to for a store...-
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:02 pm
Are you sure you don't want the special of the week?
It's what inspired me to open this food court in the first place.
*makes up nacho chips with cheese, microwaves 'em a bit, then leaves them in the microwave to cool some, turns to evil zenmaster to talk to him*
Oh. Right. You pay first here.
You can just pay with whatever you've got in your pocket - lint, grocery receipts, paper clips - or be more extravagant.
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:05 pm
I still have some of Bandaidd's hair will that work? - puts a lock of the hair on the counter in front of ping-
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:11 pm
That works just fine.
This really is a good lock of hair for scientific experi-.... um....
*serves evil Zen his nachos*
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:33 am
-snatches hairs of the counter-
I would like the daily special, extra medium size. And my mouth is dry. Do you have any saliva to drink?
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:06 pm
I'm part of the Government. I going to need the last of those Aliens. Oh and give me some tooth chips. I'm starvin'. Here, I have ummm... Oh here it's the key to the U.S.A. Treasury.
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:16 pm
Well, if you really want the last of the alien meat, I guess! rolleyes
*takes the key, then makes his order*
*serves Austin3o4 some tooth chips with alien meat and imitation tofu cheese after nuking it for a moment*
Bandaidd- Where's your payment?
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:42 am
here's some hair clippings, a little sweaty
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