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 Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:44 am
Here is a game that I'm playing in another guild. This is from "Whose line is it Anyway?". In this game, someone will give out a random theme and everyone just says anything that comes into your mind about the thyme, typically one liners.
Ok, Theme for the week, since I'm starting it, will be "Bad Acceptance Speeches". This is Political, educational, or whatever.
I guess I will start it off. With the election tomorrow, I'll make mine political for now.
"I thank you for electing me President. And to my astemed opponent, I'm better then you are, na na de na na"
"I would like to say something to the little people that got me here. SCREW YOU MAGGETS. Your souls are now mine! WA HA HA HA HA HA."
"I thank you for electing me President of the ..... What? OH MY GOD! WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
Your turn.
(walks off quitly and thinks to himself) I hope somebody plays with me.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:16 pm
"My fellow countrymen... you thought you were voting for an honest man. A just man. You all freking idiots, I'M A POLTICIAN!!!!!! *Evil laugh*"
"A vote for me is a vote for pie! And COOKIES!! Oh, god, elect me and I'll have national cookie day!"
"I know you all think Psycholigical Vampires are a stupid pack of lies created by such silly magazines like Bizarre and Fortean Times. You are wrong. Why, right now I am sucking your thoghts and feelings through your television set like the Nosferatu I really am!"
*Oh, this is so much fun! I've already edited this post twice to add more. I don't caree if I'm not funny, I'm pee-ing myseld laughing at this. By the way the psychic vamp thing is a real artice I read*
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:13 am
I'm glad you injoyed this thread. I thought you were funny. You should see the other games they have there (which sadly isn't much). I want to bring one more over, it's funny.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:48 am
If it's like this then hell yeahz! haha.
Have you even scen Mock The Week? It's a topical/comedy show and the panel is all comdians. The last bit they is "Scenes We'd Like To See," which is like this. It's hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:29 am
I never heard of it, but I'll look it up.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:35 pm
It's British. If you search for Mock The Week on YouTube you'll find it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:06 am
WE do not accept you because you are overqualified and will show us up. but we will let you into the school and teach what you don't already know. so plz don't come here and destroy our feeble mind. oh and one more thing you are ACCEPTED.
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:39 pm
Ok. New topic. (Sorry it's late. I've been at work)
This weeks topic is "Worlds Worst Pick Up Lines".
(a famous one) My names rick and on the Rick-tor Scale, your an 11.
I hope you have room for me at your place tonight.
Hey baby, lets go fool around before I pass out.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:20 am
Oh god! How bad is that last one?!?
Here's 20p, call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.
If I could move the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Why are you still standing? That GBH should've worked by now (I think Frankie Boyle said that one...if not something similar and I've ripped it off).
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:31 pm
Here's one that a friend told a girl the other day,
I'll give you a beer if you let me friend and I run a train on you.
It was funny seeing her try to kill the two f them. Even funnier is that she's dating one but she wants the other.
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:22 pm
I dunno if it's because I've been having one of those days (the amount of weird stuff I've thought people have said to me but haven't is unreal, even for me) but I really don't get that...
And oh, dear god the drama...I can't deal with that amount of drama unless it's on a soap. And even then I get bored of it xp
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:10 am
Running a train on someone means that mutable guys have sex with one girl one right after another, no rest for the girl. It normally last several hours. I guess it could be turned around the other way as well.
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:58 pm
Wow eek ....Now that I get it that pick up line is really disgusting me....but I really get the irony of your story.
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:51 pm
What time do those legs open
did you hurt your self when you fell from heaven
i lost my number can i have yours
(all three i have heard before)
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