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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:44 pm
Sorry if it was confusing before, but I guess it was to be expected. I wanted to see how long it would take me to write the application, so I submitted it as soon as I finished and it seemed rushed. Especially the jailing and Sniper. I plan to fix that this time around, don't worry, it'll all be okay. Quote: 1 Sniper 1 Crazy Killer 1 Dark NR (Reports on G-Team) 2 Light Reporters (One for each killer) 2 G-Team (Debating on changing to 3. Makes a 'Squad' so to say.) 1 Necromancer (Past Day 14) 1 Judge (Past Day 14) Both the Judge and the Necromancer will be RNG'd on day 14, to provide the most effectiveness of the role. I'd rather not it go to waste without the role even doing anything. Quote: GCD'ers - All have a job or occupation. Also, will give a fact about them so when/if they're jailed it'll make it so that's used against them in 'court' (Possibly not going to happen. Depends.) CK - Kills people and steals their body parts. Sniper - Shoots people and collects bounty on them. GSPF Deputies - The G-Teamers. And also the jailers. Only 2 Deputies have the power to stop the killers though. Reporters - Annoying low life scum who get a clue for each day they remain alive. Each reporter has a corresponding character they get a clue from. Each day, each Reporter gets a clue from their corresponding role. Necro: Can call upon the dead so that 1 dead person can vote for one day. Their power is brought in by the police force after 14 days of game to help with the case. Judge: Can profess a jail bird's innocence for one day so they can vote. Only used after day 14. The only part that could have been confusing was the Newsreporters, I originally wanted them to be switching off each day, but I think it upsets the power balance a bit to much in the killer's favor. But there is now a Dark G-teamer, so it'll be more even for the "good" guys. I'm sticking with this. Quote: Everyday at 12 AM EST, voting will be closed. The update will follow sometime within the hour (Hopefully). This game may interfere with Homecoming, or the Cthulhu RP, and the times may be a bit off on those days. If that is the case, I will get an update out ASAP. Each Update is in the form of a diary entry. Quote: Dear Diary, Today at (Place of work), that hot (guy/girl), (Name of Someone), spilled coffee all over my baked beans. I was so nervous that I farted long and sweet until they caught a whiff of the smell and ran for the hills. I was so embarrassed that I joined a new group of friends. They call themselves the GCD'ers, and they have a tragic past. I told them I was (a/an) (Job Title) and they accepted me into their culture. I had to swear several oaths to join though, including "I will try my best to get in my vote every day, and I understand that if I do not, I will be automatically removed from the Clan." and "I promise to fulfill my role, whatever it may be, and accept it without whining, moaning, or complaining. And, I have read all the rules prior to signing up." I hope this is the right idea. With Love, (Username) The job title can NOT be anything related to Sniper, Crazy Killer, Assassin, or anything that involves killing. You can't have a job revolving around killing. Anything that loopholes this is fine, but FOR GOD'S SAKE, NO MURDEROUS JOB TITLES! As for the random fact, I decided to remove it. For fun ^_^ As for the time frame, it lets me get down with Homecoming and Cthulhu. Which is awesome. I love the power over time. Sign-Ups....GO!
EDIT: Sorry I had to edit the Sign-up sheet a weensy bit. Everyone up to #7 used the old one. If you wish to change it, be my guest, but it will not be required. Sorry, this is mistake #1 as GM. I wonder how high that number will get...SnipedCK'dJailedInactive-Alive Members- 3. Ismaru the Windsoul - Glyph User (2) 5. Unphotographable - Male Stripper 7. Guccigirl247 - Pokemon Master 13. Fortenra Askasa - Average Person in Everyway Who Was Not Going To Roleplay this Game 15. Luna Amatista - Musician (1) 23. Bellecat - Navigator (0) 27. Fatal Fenrix - Quack Doctor (2) 28. Amayatar - Photographer (3) 30. Heavensdark - Sphere Hunter 31. Merriweather - YA and Technical Library Assistant (1) 41. The.Blue.Iris - Spatula Sails Women (1) 42. Flamingdove - Black Mage 43. ~Creative~Chaos~ - Commercial Artist (2,3) 44. Emo_Pirate - Demon (3) 45. Triskellion - Bum 50. Draconissa - Black Summoner (3) 59. Lady Rai - Writer (2,3) -Every Members- 0. Ginji of Thunder - Leader of the Masses/GM1. Sibeiko - Theoretical Physicist2. Sunset Sonata - Singer3. Ismaru the Windsoul - Glyph User (2) 4. Chikorin Moonie - Professional Duel Monsters Duelist (3)5. Unphotographable - Male Stripper 6. `Aine Chievious - Waitress 7. Guccigirl247 - Pokemon Master 8. Sixty Watt Shaman - Shaman (1) - CK NR 9. Respectful Rhino - Tree10. Heart Shaped Toastie - Barrista 11. Kimilia - Artist 12. Hirun Hikari - Overlord (0,2,3)13. Fortenra Askasa - Average Person in Everyway Who Was Not Going To Roleplay this Game 14. [Moseley] - Bartender/Coffee Enthusiast (1,2,3)15. Luna Amatista - Musician (1) 16. Sheena Ayame - Fashion Designer17. A Dragonflys Sin - Auditor - G-Team #2 (Chips) 18. Help The Bombardier - Mortician (1) 19. Tedie Behr - Paranormal Investigator (1,2,3)20. Buzzkid24 - Vice President - DNR 21. Suki Whiteangel - Grim Reaper22. Wrendraith - Airship Pilot (1,2,3)23. Bellecat - Navigator (0) - G-Team #1 (Fish) 24. L Y Z Z A C I O U S' DB - Horse Enthusiast25. Mylian - Quantum Mechanic26. Thaya Dreamed - The former drummer girl for Lanes Addiction, a bowling alternative band27. Fatal Fenrix - Quack Doctor (2) 28. Amayatar - Photographer (3) 29. Anael De Ezra - Cookie Maker30. Heavensdark - Sphere Hunter 31. Merriweather - YA and Technical Library Assistant (1) 32. Gute nacht mond - Garbage Collector (1) 33. Sae25 - Witch Hunter (0,3)34. `Kashi - Bounty Hunter (0,1,2)35. Amigox3 - Pimp (1,2,3)36. Sky BIue - Video Game Designer (0)37. Merlin_P._Davis - Mage (1)
38. Ardent Fang - Gabriel Van Helsing39. Satius - Pie Maker - CK 40. Surprise Transvestite - Internet Hacker (0,1,2)41. The.Blue.Iris - Spatula Sails Women (1) 42. Flamingdove - Black Mage 43. ~Creative~Chaos~ - Commercial Artist (2,3) 44. Emo_Pirate - Demon (3) 45. Triskellion - Bum 46. Roy Salamandra - Shelf Stalker (1,2)47. Vlad D. Tepes - Dark Count (1) 48. TootsieFruity - WEREWOLF49. Roger Silverwood - Illusionist (0,1) 50. Draconissa - Black Summoner (3) 51. Alpha the White - Warrior of Light (2)52. Akai_Uchiha - ***** style="text-decoration: line-through">53. Kitty Krazy - Defenestrater (2)54. Hatmaster - Space Pirate55. IvoryD o l lx - Magic Pixie (2) - SNIPER NR 56. Articuno144 - Fry Cook57. Shadow walker111 - Cookie Monster58. S H O Y K I N G - Resident Not-So-Happy-Person - Sniper (0) 59. Lady Rai - Writer (2,3) 60. Mitsukra - Job Hunter
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:46 pm
Day 0: I've Got A Package For You
Dear Diary,
I really hate what's happening to me. It feels as if my insides as turning to mush inside my skull. And don't forget about the nausea. I've never killed before, but yesterday was just so damn good that I had to have more. More blood. More cartilage. More body parts.
Yes. I will have my precious back. I will create a new world. He was my wonder wall. Now I will be his. No matter what happens, the despair I feel is nothing compared to the anxiety that I will be caught. I shall cover my tracks closer this time. I will guard against THEM and kill them the same way they killed him.
I suppose I should tell you about my first kill then. It was this morning, as you can see, I'm still drenched in her blood. She was so damn careless. All I did was help her fall down the steps outside my apartment. And then stole her broken Xiphoid Process by cutting her breast away and exposing the bones as she lay at the bottom of the stairs.
All she wanted was to deliver a package. But I was in a bad mood. Who could blame me? Oh, I've taken up a new alias. I shall now be known as The Crazy Killer. Or CK for short.
Stay Fresh,
CK
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SNIPERLOG. EXECUTE.
Mission accomplished. Well. I've hired myself out again. it wasn't my fault. I NEEDED THE MONEY. And this job pays so much more than regular whoring myself out for money. So I'll take it.
Target Eliminated. Odd that I felt no emotion as I killed Rina at the Flowershop. She stuck her nose in the wrong person's business. I mean, who goes to a Mafia Hotspot without an intention to snitch? So I had to kill her first. I hung out in the shop all day before swiping the camera tapage and destroying the evidence. I raised my Sniper Rifle and with one clean shot between the eyes, she was gone. I left the clean-up for my client. They said they'd protect me. I hope they're right.
SNIPER: LOGOUT
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It's cold and dark in here. I'm scared. What are those Policemen playing at? Throwing me of all people in jail. Seriously. I'm a level 29 Paladin. I deserve respect dammit. And gold. I really need some gold. And a soda. Why don't they have soda?!
This royally sucks. They just came up to my door and arrested me. No judge. No jury. Not even a warning. God. I've been had! No, I've been framed. I wish I had some company.
Or at least someone to talk to... or someone to listen.
-Ginji of Thunder
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Ginji of Thunder has been Jailed.
The mailman has been CK'd.
Rina has been Sniped.
NR - Stand by for clues.
CK and Sniper - Send me your clues, explanations, kills and back-up kills.
G-Team - Send me your Saves.
GCDers - Voting ends at 9 PM PST November 4th. And the USA may have a new president by then! And please tell me if I missed anything, please, I want to catch any mistakes early and make them stop. That is all.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:46 pm
Day 1 - Love is in the Air.
SNIPERLOG: Day 1:
Mission Prep: I have to kill who now? Granted it makes sense, but really?! I have to kill her? I always want to know who sends these things. They must have no idea what they're doing. Maybe she's really a King Pin. Or a cop. That would be bad for my rap sheet. "Killed a Cop" looks real good on a jail submission. It also looks good on an underground resume. Perhaps it's worth the risks... And perhaps it's a trap to collect a bounty on me.
During Mission: I decided to do this sucker drive-by style, as the target was usually on a bus. And was a WEREWOLF. Plus, I wanted to see if they died any different than a regular werewolf. Maybe that was the insanity that led me to this choice. Either way, I drove by in my Mini-Cooper and fired twice. Both with silver bullets. I didn't even need my Sniper Rifle. Or the Atom bombs. Good day at work. I killed TootsieFruity. And she died the same as any other werewolf.
After Mission: I'm taking my Rifle to work this week. Just to be safe. Cops have been lurking around more than usually. Just a precaution if they try anything.
SNIPER: LOGOUT. -Communication Error-
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Dear Stocie, My Dairy Cow,
He was so cute that he was. Cute AND sexy. Sexy AND Strong. To handle all that pressure as he worked his life away making people happy and fluffy. I visited him today at work as he just loved to see me. Well, I would think he loved to see me. I can never be sure with males. They're always changing their mind on themselves and dig themselves deep holes.
That's why I decided to dig a deep hole for him to play in!
I caught him outside his work place with a briefcase that I longed to open. Not just longed, I wanted to pry it out of his hands and frame it. I was hiding behind a tree at the time, stripping each and every branch down to its white underbelly. So they resembled his soft, lush skin. It made me almost cry when he walked into my deep, dark pit covered with leaves.
I looked down at his cold, dead body. So nostalgic. It made me giggle before I tossed down a rope and climbed into the hole myself! I touched his face with my insignificant fingers and traced how I would undress him if we were ever alone. That's when I looked at the suitcase, its contents lying on the ground. Naked as the day they were born.
I looked at them in surprise. I believe my exact words were, "A....Sniper Rifle?" and that is when I knew what it was I wanted to do with my life. I had always wanted to be a crazy sniper! So why not steal my stalked love's weapon of choice? The notion seemed perfectly logical, even if everything else was illogical. I sighed heavily while longing that he could see me now in all my glory. I was going to steal his job, but add a twist.
I then decided I needed more than just his weapon. I needed his courage. And with that, I needed his heart. I put on some rubber gloves and dove for the pocket where I held my coveted razor sharp cellular phone and plunged it into his breast. As it became oozing with my love, the heart came out nice and clean while leaving a horrid mark on the pit's bottom side.
Alas, me and my former love departed. Me with a new weapon and a heart, and him with the sweet embrace of death. I shed a silent tear as I buried him in his rocky grave which he would never escape.
"Goodbye forever S H O Y K I N G"
Love and Loss,
CK
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SOULS! My love. I wouldn't be in business without souls. Souls, souls, souls. So much fun to be had with souls. I keep them in jars and eat them whenever I get hungry, which is always. I'm constantly in search for new souls. S H O Y K I N G's was especially tasty, as was TootsieFruity's. I feel like I'm in heaven!
Ha. More like Hell b***h.
What was that?!
Just the voice in your head. I'm violent today so do you mind if you keep it down?
Oh yeah. I have one of them. And NO! It's my body! The voice was silent then. Good. Now where was I? Oh yeah. I was trapped by some people in blue uniforms when I entered the real world to gather their souls. They knew my weakness. Blue Shaving Razors. I was all "OMG! I HAS NO POWEH!" and they just kept chucking them out me and mumbling something about my rights. I think their names were "Fish" and "Chips" it was very odd. They used the Razors to keep me in a concrete cell. There's another person here, but he's very much alive, so I can't eat him.
I cry now...
-Suki Whiteangel
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Day End.
S H O Y K I N G, the Sniper, was CK'd
Tootsiefruity, the WEREWOLF, was Sniper'd
Suki Whiteangel was jailed
NR - Stand by for clues.
Sniper - Send me your clues, explanations, kills and back-up kills.
G-Team - Send me your Saves. And send me a clue and explanation for the Dark NR.
Everyone - Voting is done WITH YOUR NUMBER, USERNAME, THEIR NUMBER AND THEIR USERNAME. People without any of the following were counted as "Missed" for the day. Except Photo, he did it right by passing.
Voting ends at 9 PM PST November 5th.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:39 pm
Day 2 - GAME OVER! (But seriously...)
I guess you could say I'm pissed off. I was told he could help me. Stupid a**! I just want to hit somebody! Lash out in anger don'tcha know? I think it'd make me feel better, but if I lash out in anger, wouldn't that make me more likely to get caught? It's only going to be my third kill, and I'm planning to have many more. Let's think this through...
HA! Thinking. Who needs it?! I sure as hell don't. I guess you could say thinking isn't my top priority. After all...who would want to think? Thinking just gets us all down. Down...down...like Shoy... falling... AGH! I'm getting depressed now. His heart fills the jar in the left most corner of my room, occupied only by a green fluid from his work that makes things not rot away into nothingness.
Nothingness... will we ever be together again? Maybe I could rebuild him. Perhaps. But who would have all the parts? Perhaps those I kill. Perhaps those I steal from could give me the answers.
Oh yeah! The man. Grr. Yet another one murdered. He didn't have any of Shoykin's qualities though. So sad, as he would have made a great pillar of my affection. Ah well, I simply told him that me and my love would meet up in the next life and he started rambling about the implications of the ordeal and started sprouting nonsense about Quantum Mechanics and String Theory. I didn't understand very much of it as we were located in an abandoned Church. Don't ask why. Just believe.
I must have some Shoy in me because I pulled out the Sniper Rifle and fired close range on that son of a b***h and killed him instantly. I even forgot my original plan to scalp hi and steal his ugly hat. How I've wanted to do that for quite some time. Maybe if the cops don't notice... nah, too long a drive.
Anyways, I finally killed Mylian I hope the b*****d stays dead forever. Unlike my Shoy.
-CK
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So guys...I finally know what it's like to get man-handled. I DESERVE RESPECT DAMMIT! I doubt that I'll ever get out of here. Even if I do, they have this crazy chick, she's like...covered in these Blue Razor things. It's a bit freaky. I think I should steer clear of her if I can help it.
Gah, I can't believe they caught me for my jay-walking across the street last Tuesday, I thought the crosswalk was underneath me. And...I officially have a splitting headache... And what is this thing gnawing at my sock...?
ARG! GRAMSTER!!! NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!
- Respectful Rhino Signing Out-
P.S. IT'S A JOURNAL NOT A DIARY!
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So...writers block sucks xD
Sorry for the semi-crappy update.
And for the false title.
Mylian, the Quantum Mechanic, was CK'd
Respectful Rhino, the Tree, was jailed
NR - Stand by for clues.
Sniper - Send me your clues, explanations, kills and back-up kills.
G-Team - Send me your Saves. And send me a clue and explanation for the Dark NR. FISH SEND AN EXTRA CLUE BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO PROVIDE ONE LAST TIME.
Everyone - Voting is done WITH YOUR NUMBER, USERNAME, THEIR NUMBER AND THEIR USERNAME. People without any of the following were counted as "Missed" for the day. AND Anyone voting for anyone in jail, the underworld, or inactive land, will be counted as "Missed" (I'm looking at you Merlin)
Voting ends at 9 PM PST November 6th.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:30 pm
Sorry guys, I'm too drugged oup right now to even think straight.
If anyone wants to write this for me, PM me and I'll get you the kills and such,
but if no one accepts, it'll hopefully be up tomorrow morning when I'm not so drugged up.
I got my wisdom teeth out, so my mouth in pain.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:31 pm
Day 3 - All That Wisdom
Dear Diary,
For some reason I'm having second thoughts about killing. It just doesn't exactly feel right. Not that I'm quitting, it's just that I need a good target. A target with the perfect ears. A perfect soul. A perfect body.
It wasn't like he was very hard to find, all I had to do was go o the nearest children's play-ground and look for the person handing out the candy. My sources were once again correct. Correct and wrong at the same time.
I was too old to be of any interest to him, it must have been all the hair around my body. Even if I was hairless I was probably a bit too tall for his desires.
It wasn't hard to get him alone, I just told him my son would love a candy bar, and he was in a dark alley. Alone. Seriously, the guy fell for it hook line and sinker. I grabbed a garbage pain and wailed on him super hard, knocking his wisdom teeth out and his lights. I bent down slowly to pick up the pieces of teeth. He was out like a light. Out. Forever. Akai_Uchiha is forever lost to the world
-CK
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Dear Ginji,
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
That is all,
Mitsukra
P.S. What are you doing in the cell next to me? O.o
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Surprise Transvestite has gone inactive.
`Kashi has gone inactive.
Akai_Uchiha has been CK'd
Mitsukra has been jailed.
NR - Stand by for clues.
Sniper - Send me your clues, explanations, kills and back-up kills.
G-Team - Send me your Saves. And send me a clue and explanation for the Dark NR.
Everyone - Vote.
Voting ends at 9 PM PST November 8th. (You get an extra day due to my pain and crappy update.)
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:28 pm
Day 4 - Damn Horses
Dear Diary. My Daily Dose of Dairy.
Farms suck, so much! I was told this girl could make me happy. I really wish that was true. ever since my love, Shoy, died in that fatal accident with the bottomless trap hole I've been so lonely. So depressed. And so desperate. Maybe it was time to give this girl a try. And boy, was I wrong!
So desperate, that I basically flung myself at her. My teenage spirit returned as I threw my arms around her in satisfaction. It was sweet, but she talked too much about her "Beautiful Horses." and all I could say was "Yeah, you're right." what kind of conversation is that?! She should be thrown in jail for being so stupid and idiotic. No one likes horses! Not even horse enthusiasts!
And I should be in jail for killing her.
Well, technically, I didn't kill her. It was her "Beloved" blue ribbon horses. I tied her limbs each to the flank of her horses after I drugged her water with sleeping pills. After she was tied up to the four horses, I scared them so they would run at top speed away from each other. Blood went everywhere. It was delicious.
Hard to clean up though. But I now have connections that do that for me. Soon, everyone will know my name. Well, at least my persona.
With love,
CK
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Dear Elizabeth,
This sucks. I was just in the middle of my afternoon jaunt around the cafeteria when two black suits came up to me and asked for some ID. I gallantly supplied it and told them I was a Warrior of Light. Then they clubbed me over the head after looking at each other in the eyes. They probably dragged me out of the cafeteria by my perfectly blow dried hair and locked me in this dusty, god forsaken cell.
It's not very warm in here. I think some of the other inmates are going crazy. There's a Glombie in the cell next to me, and what appears to be the Grim Reaper cover in blue razors. I think I'm going to die.
Save me, please?
-Alpha the Light, Warrior of Light.
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Wrendraith, Tedie Behr, Moseley, and Amigo x3 have gone inactive.
L Y Z Z A C I O U S' DB has been CK'd
Alpha the White has been jailed.
NR - Stand by for clues.
CK - Send me your clues, explanations, kills and back-up kills.
G-Team - Send me your Saves. And send me a clue and explanation for the Dark NR.
Everyone - Vote.
Voting ends at 9 PM PST November 9th.
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:51 pm
Day 5: WET DREAM?!
Dear Diary,
Such delicious body parts to be harvested. Such lovely gray body parts to be stolen from the person and be used for my evil intentions. Evil? I meant just. Just and fair. I may be clinically insane. But at least I knew where Shoy's heart is, unlike those filthy PI detectives. I need to get rid of them next.
Would you like to see a magic trick?
I am barely breathing. And I can't find the air
I don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
Diary. Perhaps It is I who will kill you next. Especially if we keep telling each other's secrets. Even though I know not much of your dirty past. Your pages are full of my dirt. I see a bath in your future.
Much like I gave a bath to Ezzy. She was taking photographs outside of my house! How was I suppose to know what they were for? I could have sworn she was a PI. So, with my limited weapon, grabbed her left ear and dragged to my backyard. Of course I took note to cover her mouth so no words could escape her trap hole.
And there we were. Two people hand in hair by the side of a pool. Me and my significant other, who I killed with a rusty spatula, put it in last Summer for the kidies to play in. It hadn't been used since. It just sits there, gaining a new layer of grim, dirt and scum each year while the water slides to a deeper and deeper layer of brown each passing season.
The girl looked at me with longing eyes before I took out her leg supports and she plummeted to her demise into the deep, dark, stinky water. I hadn't pushed her hard enough, so she just kinda flopped and hit her head on the deck, making a nice CRACKing sound as her limp body feel into the water, causing a thick ripple across the surface, jiggling the putrid sludge. "Sweet Dreams."
-CK
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Liek OMG Billy it was krazy. Liek, they kidnaped me before drugging me and stealing my socks. Liek, i think dey eben stoled my designs! Meh precious designs! Of the lilypad siut.
God it stinky it here. Perhaps I can get to a window. I see a decomposed Glombie giving....something other then hugs to some guyz in da corna. prolly nothing.
Oh...come bail me out before they c meh in the stall. I suck at holding soap T__T
<3 Sheena
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Hirun has gone inactive.
Ezzy has been CK'd
Sheena the Fashion Designer has been jailed.
NR - Stand by for clues.
CK - Send me your clues, explanations, kills and back-up kills.
G-Team - Send me your Saves. And send me a clue and explanation for the Dark NR.
Everyone - Vote.
Voting ends at 9 PM PST November 10th.
In my defense. Fashion Designers can't spell.
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:32 pm
Day 6: A Pie in the Oven
Dear Diary,
I believed in your confusion, but I wasn't born yesterday. Now there's less to examine and you may still not return my affection after so much time alone. Sit tight, today will be the day I make you proud. I don't believe anyone feels the way I do about you know. The fire in your eyes are out. Perhaps I could reignite them? Would you like me to? Rather, would you run away if I did. I would cry if I had to kill you.
You can save me. Am I trying to be redeemed? Do I want forgiveness? Maybe it's within human nature to want forgiveness for their sins. What if I don't think I'm sinning? What - What if I'm actually doing good. Maybe I'm an actual Angel instead of Hellspawn from the darkest corner of the Underworld? Perhaps. Too much thinking for the hour at hand. My next prey is in sight.
I won't lie. He was a fat figure, with pimples oozing out all over his pepperoni red cheeks, and what bulbous cheeks they were. So red and plump and gross. His glasses gave him an even nerdier appearance for a man I assumed to be in his early 20s. I didn't feel sorry for him, more like I despised what he had become. What he let himself become.
What have I become?
It doesn't matter. I followed him towards 5th street and down the road to his destination. A house with white trim, white siding, and a brown roof. "Original" I rolled my eyes as I followed him through the front door, my victim being too stupid to lock the door behind themselves, and headed to the computer room where he sat on a luxurious reclining chair, surfing the interwebs.
It disgusted me how much time this 'person' spent on his computer. So much time at work, and so much time at home, it made me want to puke. And I did. All over the sock ridden floor and shag carpet. My victim was too busy playing WoW with his headset on to notice my predicament, which I'll admit, was pretty bad at the point.
I thought I'd give my hand in techery as I reached his desk, standing right behind his balding head. That's when he saw my reflection on the screen in front of him. He slowly turned to see my wild expression as I stabbed him with a USB drive I picked up for my own personal usage in the jugular. It left such beautiful marks on the side of his neck, a true brand of a geek.
MonJ was dead. And so was his computer (Which I later stole).
-CK
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-Waitress Log-
Today at the restaurant, we decided to start making Pies. Why pies? I may never know. But it all started with that incident many times ago. Each time the business has started selling pies, someone, or something, has always been baked into them. Perhaps it's a curse.
Or perhaps it's much much more then a curse. Dun Dun Dunnnn! >icon_biggrin.gif
Or maybe I'm seeing things again. I wish my contacts would fix that. Sometimes I can't even tell if there's a customer in the room or not. It has nearly cost me my job. TWICE. Grrrr.
So, I got put on Pie Duty. It's basically where each staff member must make at least 10 pies or they're fired. Zhivago got fired last week. I must not repeat his mistake! I'm the only person who can supply an income for myself now! I must retain job!
So I started baking the pies as normal, when my contacts started to become messed up. Again. Just the way it always works. I go about my day and continue to do my work, keeping my interests separate then the pain in my eyes. Little did I know I put fertilizer in them instead of flour!
What a mistake. When i found out, I was in a dark room with two 'Police' officers who looked real intimidating. They asked me a whole bunch of questions, none of which I can remember, and put me in a dark room. Hmm... I'm not so sure how I got here actually. One moment I was baking, the next I'm eating donuts and taking about my life like a madwomen!
I'm sure they'll let me go soon... I really want to eat some Pie...
- `Aine Chievious
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:34 pm
Day 7: A Lose of Light
Audio New Reporter log. Top story: A Krazed Killer in our Midst?!
I L-O-V-E the sound of that headline. It just sounds so...logikal you know? And it fits too. Because I found out who has been killing off members of the town. ME. All alone too. Without any help from any of you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But now what do I do with this info?
Perhaps I should sell it to the highest bidder in the underground. Perhaps I should not tell anyone. Perhaps... but I won't. I must tell someone.
What was that noise?!
Someone's here. OH GAWD! IT'S THE KRAZED KILLER! OH MEH GAWD! HOW DID THEY FIND ME? Wait, it's not who I thought it was? How is this possible? My calculations were perfect! NOOOOOOOO!
-A loud crunch is heard from the audio device alongside a vague squishing sound-
END Tape.
The room is a mess. Blood looks like it's thrown everywhere. And on the wall. A vague name handwritten. In the victim's blood. And that name is "Merlin" The police promptly arrested him without any questions asked and escorted him to a padded cell with pain killers to keep him at bay. All is safe. So they think. Until the next time, the CK strikes again.
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Yes. It is short. I needed a change of pace from writing the CK's perspective. So it's not very detailed or standard. But it was a good day to do it right?
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:02 pm
Day 8: OMG! LOOK AT THAT HAIR!
Dear Diary,
Today wore on like an old sock. It just kept going. It never ended, never backed down. Never gave me the slightest bit of hesitation to wrap me up and annoy me. First, my boss fired me. YES, fired ME. And then to top it all off, I had to answer multiple questions from the police. Apparently I'm behind the disappearances of the northern part of town. Sure one or two of my victims have been from that part of town, but it's someone else!
Unless I have a twin. Which I don't. So no use getting into my pants to get to their's. It won't work. I don't swing that way. Often -wink-
I've already found a new career. It's on the streets. I'm a scientist! It's amazing. I get paid by the customer. And I get a lot of them. All to try my new, fabulous energy drink. It's called APETURE. Some people were a bit scared at first, but I warmed them up to the idea. And then I saw my next victim.
They stood only so high, and wore space outfit, as if he was an astronaut or something. This made me giggle so I said I'd show him the entire selection of my wares. And yes, by wares I mean weapons for killing. I couldn't have planned it better. I showed him to a dark alley and a door opened up, hitting my victim in the head. He was sent spiraling to the ground as I laid my eyes upon Hatmaster. With his marvelous hat.
He had just killed a man, so he was like putty in my hands. Now, to mold him? Or to kill him for witnessing a terrible act? I think the choice was obvious. I grabbed the package he had been carrying and beat him in the eye until it burst and he could no longer see. Then I kicked him with my left shoe before pulling his hair, causing his already limp body to raise off the floor.
Then, I did something unspeakable. I CUT HIS HAIR. I freaking chopped it off. Not with a knife of anything. I just kinda...ripped it out. I didn't know my own strength. I sighed before pocketing my prize and called my new BFF, the Cleaners.
Hair is purdy~
-CK
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Dear Everyone.
"I have become Death, the destroyer of Worlds."
That is all.
-Ardent Fang
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:58 pm
Day 9: Worm Hole Law
Dear Diary,
You remember those long Summer nights? When the days were long and nights where the blankets on the lawn? Constant quarreling the childish fits and our clothes in a pile on the ottoman.
All the slander and double speak were only foolish attempts to show you did not mean, anything but the blatant proof was your lips touching mine in the photobooth.
You know I still visit that plaza. I still take photos in there. I know it sounds cheesy, but it's true. I wish I knew where you went. Oh. I killed you. I almost gave up on us. Then I'd remember how we made the promise to meet in the afterlife. Why wait?
I almost have all the needed pieces to bring you back. Almost. I need more skin, more carbon, more silicon, more hydrogen oxide. More plutonium too. Where the hell can I get plutonium from?! Wait...wasn't there a Physicist or something around here somewhere? What was his name? Sibeiko?
I used the package that my last victim was delivering to the new victim and it revealed a Theoretical Device. I used it to shove open a theoretical Eistenstein-Rosen Bridge and jump into No Space to reach my designated target.
He was waiting for me. The white coat was billowing in an unseen wind, guided by unknown forces. What looked like a red Lazer shot towards my head, coming from no source whatsoever. I countered by using the device to produce my own version of the lazer. Mine was pink. I'm going to have to kill Hattie again for that...
Although I had no knowledge of what was going on, the battle continued. I shot and missed, damaging the machine behind Sibby. It whirled and buzzed before erupting into a shower of sparks and dim lights. Then a swirling vortex opened and the target was sucked into the void. A computer screen flashed overhead, producing green words on a black screen "Data Deleted" and that was the end of Sibeiko.
Time to loot his lab <3
-CK
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OMG. Whatsherface is such a b***h. I spilled coffee on her once! How dare she hold it against me forever. She deserves whatever is coming to her. I hope it's pain. No. Death and then pain. It's so sweet, I can hardly speak. He body language is telling me that she wants me, but every time I try and look up her skirt, she reports me for sexual harassment.
WHAT THE HELL! Seriously. If you're going to dress like a whore, at least act part of the part!
And now I'm stuck here forever. Well, the judge said I was in here for murder. I'm going to try and appeal that charge though. I don't THINK that I've killed anyone... I can't be sure, I may have accidentally undercooked the meat on the last batch of Hamburger Patties.
Practice makes perfect right? So maybe if I practice escaping I can actually do it!
Maybe...
-Articuno
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:26 pm
Day 10: A Lose of Darkness
Dear Diary,
Today...I finally felt the pressure to perform. The Cleaners want me to take out someone since I took out their Sniper. I'm not that good at killing people for other people. I do it for my love. Not for their love. Or for their handsome paycheck. I'm not an assassin. I'm a maniac.
But perhaps I can incorporate my love into this new job. Ugh. I hate that word to describe it. It sounds so fail. It makes me want to cough up shards of my pelvis. It isn't cool making someone focibly kill another. It isn't art that way. It isn't love.
If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head.
I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want.
I want love. I want my killings to be considered love. Why does no one like what I've been doing? I'm making art. Why do they think it's wrong. They all will pay. They all will die. They all will suffer. I will kill them all. I promise you. They will die. They will suffer. They will all die. I will be their harbinger. I will be their justice. I will make them see my love.
Just like I made Toastie pay for her insolent crimes against me. She looked at me when I ordered a double mocha latte with no whip crème topping. When I got the drink, it was overflowing with whip crème. I told her about it and she said that I ordered whip crème. I obviously had not and slapped her there in public before pouring my drink on her and storming out.
I followed her home that night. It wasn't very hard, she kept her car lights on the whole way there. As she went inside, I jumped her and stabbed her with a syringe full of exactly enough caffine to cause her to overdose. She fell limply to the floor as he body started convulsing everywhere before going numb and cold. Dead.
Caffeine Kills,
-CK
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So who the hell ratted me out? I've been trying to find those stupid a** police officers who have the ability to save people from dying and they catch me. Good thing I sent the clues to EVERY one of my fan club. I was so excited when I found out about the lead, maybe I got a bit too close with the camera though...
And the bribe lunch. But I wrote down everything! And I called up a good friend. Oh...that's her in the next room...that's not good...
Oh well. I had a good run...I need a sex buddy. Time to drop some soap.
<3 Buzz
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:20 pm
Day 11: Bombs?!
Dear Diary,
Sleep with all the sheets off bearing your mattress bearing your soul. And your dying to look smooth in your tattoos but you're searching just like everyone could be anyone. And those friends you have are the best impressing most of us it's permanent but I'd like to see you undone. Youth's the most unfaithful mistress. Still we forge ahead to miss her. Rushing our moment to shine.
I'm reading your note over again, There's not a word that I comprehend, Except when you signed it: "I'll love you always and forever". I'm missing your laugh, How did it break? And when did your eyes begin to look fake? I hope you're as happy as you're pretending
I hope you're as happy as you're pretending.
But I did do something noteworthy today. It was sad a bit though. This girl. This stupid girl, was playing with bombs right outside my doorstep. I rushed outwards as took a lit one, forced her mouth open and shoved it down into her stomach.
The colors that exploded were amazing. So vibrant. I'm glad I live next to like 10 deaf families, so it was all cool. Plus, the crater Help the Bombardier left wasn't even that big. And since my road doesn't get too much traffic, I decided to leave it there. As a memento.
I'm going to bed now. I have to get up early tomorrow for my next kill.
-CK
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Dear ANYONE,
It wasn't me! I swear, they got me stuck in this girlish cell full of. Oh god! DUST BUNNIES! NO! ANYTHING.
I have a spork weapon, but I doubt I'll be able to hold them off for long! OMG! They're bringing out the Vacuum! AND THE LABEL SAY "MORE SUCKING THEN A $20 WHORE" OMG I'M DOOMED! Someone, anyone, if you find this letter, I may still be alive, please. SAVE ME!!!!
-Gute
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:04 pm
Day 12: Darkness and Blue Sky (Game Over)
Diary,
Today's the day. I'll miss everyone. Or perhaps they'll miss me more. Do ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams. All the castle in the sky... They look pretty just sitting there. Knowing I'll never reach them makes it even more exciting. Perhaps I will reach them. Perhaps.
I never thought I'd die alone. Another six months I'll be unknown. Give all my things to all my friends. You'll never set foot in my room again. You'll close it off, board it up. Remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall? Please tell mom this is not her fault. I doubt she'll care anyways.
What's wrong with me? It seems that every time I feel down I look to Death. It's all because I miss you so much. I wish I could be with you again. In death we will be together. Forever. What if we don't go to the same place? What if there is nothing after death?
Just darkness.
Then I will make my resolve. I will follow you into the dark. No Heaven. No Hell. Just darkness. Your hand will be clasped in mine. I will make sure of it. Will you forgive me? I did do some terrible things. I'm sure you never did anything this bad. I hope I can forgive myself. I hope we can still be friends.
I guess this is my last entry Diary. You always had the ears for my rants. I just hope no one holds you against you. I wrote some terrible things. Please keep them safe from preying eyes. I'm yours forever and always. Goodbye.
-Satius
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They said we're getting let out. What could be the meaning of this? Could it be we're all innocent? It matters not. Something has gone terribly wrong. The wake the jail left took its toll on each of the inhabitants. Suki was a shadow of her former grander, Rhino is hugging everything and anything he comes in contact with. Including Buzz, who dropped the soap way too many times and he is clenching his butt in pain.
Something is happening. Suki seems to be...growing. The Razors are no longer containing her. She's going to blow! As the Reaper grew in size, so did the shaking of the cell. Suddenly, a burst of black light shot from where the fallen Suki once was and burst through the ceiling and into the blue sky above.
The sky was actually blue.
I remember looking at it and remembering all the lives that had been lost during the past two weeks. Was it worth it? The weather should have been a dark, rainy color. But it was time for a celebration, no? But it's a bittersweet victory. Could it be that it was all for naught?
I'm thinking too much. And I smiled as they opened my cell door and let me and my fellow inmates back out into the world.
Tomorrow's another day. Let's make it a good one.
-Ginji
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Game Over. Satius, the Crazy Killer has Killed herself, and has been jailed.
Congrats SG'ers. You barely won. But a victory is a victory. And you pulled through in the end. Semi-Mandatory Threads are go!
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