My name is lunatic Ted,
I once shot myself in the head,
With the gun fully loaded,
My brain had exploded,
And splattered all over the bed!
I once shot myself in the head,
With the gun fully loaded,
My brain had exploded,
And splattered all over the bed!
See? That turned out more violent than I was expecting. sweatdrop I'll try a nicer one. So, post some of yours!
I am a library nerd,
I know this is really absurd,
But I like to eat weeds,
And drink centipedes,
Which turn into pretty pink terds!
I know this is really absurd,
But I like to eat weeds,
And drink centipedes,
Which turn into pretty pink terds!
