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 Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:13 pm
http://www.livejournal.com/community/deathstrokes/263.html#cutid1
read and create your own.
I'll post some of mine later
WARNING!
perversions will ensue
MANY of then
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:09 pm
* It is wrong to attempt to set up BB and Silkie. No matter what Silkie thinks.
* Suprheroes do not appreciate itching powder in their Spandex.
* Starfire is not naive enough to believe that earthlings celebrate "Naked Day". And if she does believe it, that is not funny.
* Also, it's not a good idea to try to teach Starfire to play strip poker, unless you want a Birdarang through your eye.
* "Birdarang" does not mean anything other than one of Robin's throwing stars. Suggesting that it does is wrong. Asking to throw it is also wrong.
* Under no circumstances should you tell Robin that his secret admirer is Slade. Even if Robin is sleeping with the said secret admirer's notes underneath his pillow. Even if Slade is sleeping with Robin's reply notes under HIS pillow.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:46 pm
*I can not dye Raven's cloak hot pink.
-Or any other color.
-Or even touch her cloak.
-Or even talk about her cloak.
*I can not steal Robin's mask.
-Even if all the Titan's want me to.
*I can not replace the milk with soy milk.
-Even if Beast Boy wants me to.
-Even if Beast Boy would kiss me.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:17 pm
* It is wrong to set up BB and Nufu
- Even if it's halariously funny.
- Even if Starfire tells me to.
- Even if, to a smidgen of a degree, it's hot.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:22 pm
I must not teach ravens spells to dyslexics
The titans inititation is a tradition, not an orgy
I am not allowed to teach starfire new words
- even if she should know them at her age
- especially if she should know them at her age
Cyborg is NOT a wind up doll
- and that isnt the key to wind him up
-even if it does
*slaps self* BAD MEI!
Munbo jumbo does not taste like gumbo
Even though Beast Boy can become ANY animal, I must not give him ideas.
makeup and Raven is a bad combination
- especially while shes meditating
- or sleeping
Do not ask ANY titans how their families are.
- making Robin cry is not funny
- nor is being killed by Raven
and I officialy have a horrid mind
Gizmo does NOT provide toys to the females of Jump city
- nor does he take the place of them
Do not feed the villians
Asking about what Private HIVE about HIS private hive is a good way to get oneself mauled
Starfires eyebolts are not to be used for cooking
In an emergancy, Cyborg does NOT double as a floatation device.
- nor do Starfire's breasts
- nor can I make sure
No one ever dies
- ever
- even if they fall into lava
- or have a gravestone
- especially if they have fangirls
Saying "remember the titans" was only funny once
- actually, it was never funny
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:41 pm
I will not make Jinx/Raven fanart
~Even if Jinx will work in the nude
~And Raven doesn't mind either
I will not spike Raven's tea
~Even if it will get Raven into a really tight outfit
~And into the same room as Jinx
~In front of a camera
~And Cyborg pays me to
~And Beast Boy pays to get in
~And Robin is oblivious
~A-And...Aw, screw it!!! C'mon ladies!
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:57 pm
I will not send enchanted pie to the Tower.
I will not speak the name Adam West around Robin.
I will not say that Blackfire is prettier than Starfire...to Starfire's face.
I will not set up Kitten and Robin on a date.
I will not tell Cyborg that Serasim came to see him, unless she did.
I will not make Beastboy turn into a cow, and send him to McDonald's, unless it's McDonald's in India, since cows are sacred there.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:01 pm
I will not ask Jinx if the carpet matches the drapes.
-The same goes for Starfire.
-The same goes for Raven.
I will not ask Starfire to see her Hitchhiker's guide.
-Its not funny.
I will not ask how Cyborge uses the restroom.
I will not ask Starfire if I can study her anatomy.
Raven's powers are not ment to be used to find the remote.
Kicking Mas or Menos was only funny one time.
Referring to Slade's hideout as "The Evil Wearhouse of Doomy Doom" is not allowed.
-Even if it is funny.
-Even if Robin laughes at it.
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Auria Tetsukai Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:46 pm
*I will not pair Cyborg with a toaster
-It's been done
-It's not funny
*I will not look at Teen Titans slash
-Unless it's Raven/Star
-Or Raven/Terra
-I mean--WAIT!
*Slade is not a ***** matter how creepy-cool Ron sounds
-Or how many times he stares deep into Robin's eyes...
-Or Raven's
-Even if he slept with Terra
*Robin has a stick up his a**
-Come on, it's been proven!
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:40 pm
Auria Tetsukai *Slade is not a ***** matter how creepy-cool Ron sounds -Or how many times he stares deep into Robin's eyes... -Or Raven's -Even if he slept with Terra *I will not write fanfiction about Slade being a ***** if I've done it once -Twice -........... -Almost three times....
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:57 pm
I will not bring up the time Slade held Raven on top of the building.
- Even if Raven secretly liked it.
- Espesially if Raven secretly liked it.
BB/Raven beastiality porn is not to be spoken of.
-Nor is BB/star beastiality.
-Nor is BB/Terra beastiality.
I will not say that Cyborg likes them small and coniving.
I will not say that Raven is "butch"
-Or goth.
-Or emo.
I will not ask Robin "Is it real?"
I will not ask Raven "Are they real?"
I will never wear mirrors on my shoes when I am around Starfire.
Telling Raven to "End my world." is in bad taste.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:31 pm
Robin wears a mask because it looks cool, I will not ask if he really has a lazy eye under there.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:31 pm
I will not put cameras in the Titan's rooms, and sell the footage to "Heroes Gone Wild". No matter how much they pay me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:14 pm
I will not make TT/JTHM crossovers in which Nny and Rae have wild passionate homoicidal sex...
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:39 pm
sheesh, you guys are worse than ME
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