Harry:Guys!i went around hogwarts and dumbledore posted a list of words we werent supposed to use!
here is some words:
hmmm,cauldron bum,thats cute...
oh,son of a banshee,thats useful
Hermione:swish and flicker,thats my favorite!
Snape:do my ears detect foul mouth in the area?
Hermione surprised h no professer we were just-
Harry:VOLDEMORT'S NIPLE!!!
Snape:excuse me?
Hermione:harry-nudge-
Snape:i refuse to have this filth spued in my presence mr. potter,500,000 points from griffindor!
Ron biggrin ragon bogeys!
Harry:everyone run.EXPECTO PROTRONADS!
Snape:sigh...rable rousers...
Harry:heehee that was fun,how did you think it-oh hi neville
Neville:hey guys whats up?
Ron:Were using magical naughty words like,jiggery pokery!
Neville:GASP,my grandmother forbides me of using runchy language
Harry:well your grandmother is a blast-ened skank!
Neville:gasp
Hermione:He doesnt mean it neville hes just sayig words!
Harry:I mean every word i say cause IM harry potter(thunder audio)
Neville:im going to tell dumbledor
Harry:im afraid i cant let you do that neville.
NEville:but my grandmother forbids it!
Harry:Listen nevil are you a griffindor or not?
Neville:well i am a griffindor but-
Harry:Then try it,heres the list then
-harry hands the list to neville-
Nevile:erm,,uh,erm(struggling)(hermionie:you can do it neville!)
Nevile:erm,hagrid's....butt-crack...
Ron and Hermione:YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Harry:You sicken me
Nevile,but,but,but it ws on the list
Harry:Hagrids 10 times the man you'll ever be!
Harry:leave hogwarts Neville Longbottom,leave,and never return.
-nevville turns around and leaves-
Ron and Hermione:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
ron:man harry your richous with boy-ish attitude!
Harry:Right,lets do a prank phone call!
-starts to dial-
Voldemort:hello this is voldemort speaking.
Harry:LEPERCHAUN TAINT!!!
Voldemort:what?you kids,if i ever figure out who is calling,ill throw you into wizard prison,and ill kill you!
-dumbledor and snape come into the picture-
Dumbledor:Kids,Snape would like to have a word with you.
Hermionie:Oh, unicorn turds
Snape:thats what im talking about,this is what i want to end,this is what want distinguist of the halls of hogwarts and i-
Harry:Muggle ******** troll s**t snape!
Snape:what?
Harry:You floppy wanded dementor bugger-er
-awkward silence-
Ron biggrin obby's Sock
Snape biggrin umbledor i highly recamend you expell these stuents right now.
Dumbledor:Oh let them have their fun snape!
Snape:but your the one who banned the words in the first place
Dumbledor:wll i dont remember 5 minutes go!now go back to your skullking snape!
Snape:grumble,grumble,grumble
HArry:Thanks proffeser dumbledor
Dumbledor:No problem kids its all in the job!
Harry:hey dumbledor your obseenly old right?
Dumbledor:why yes,yes i am!
Harry:Well do you remember some kind of old,mysterious,lost-to-the-ages wizard swear?
Dumbledor:well yes,there is one,the elder swear...
Harry:OH OH OH! say it!
Dumbledor surprised k but you must swear to NEVER say it!
Harry,ron,hermione:OK!
Dumbledor:Ok here it is...your mother is a(bleep)ing(bleeps)lauraimbsom(bleep)agmittaven iom(Bleeps!)tragula(bleeps)hippopotomous(Bleep)republican(Bleeps)danielle radcliff(Bleep)with a bucket of(bleep)in a castle far away where no one can hear you(bleep)soup*(Bleep)with a bucket of(Bleep)mickey mouse(bleeps)and a stick of dynamite(bleep)magical(bleep)alachazam ! HP
HP surprised k we promise
-they leave-
HP HG RW NLB:your mother is a*** ing***lauraimbsom***agmittaven iom***tragula***hippopotomous* **republican***danielle radcliff***with a bucket of***in a castle far away where no one can hear you***soup***with a bucket of***mickey mouse***and a stick of dynamite***magical***alachazam !
