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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:04 am
Dwight: Battlestar Galactica? That show is for nerds. I'd rather watch MTV.
Jim: I just hate it when my love goes unrequited. It's so painful to see Pam and Roy together. Oh Roy, why don't you love me the same way you love Pam?
Michael: Toby, you're my best friend!
Angela: I hate cats. And I decided to become a Satanist.
Pam: Roy is right. Art is a waste of time.
Kelly: I don't like Darryl or Ryan. Creed is so much hotter.
Creed: I remember everything.
Meredith: No booze for me. I'm staying sober.
Stanley: I love my job. But I hate crosswords and pretzels.
Phyllis: Bob Vance and I are getting divorced.
Oscar: I don't want to play Hateball.
Kevin: Gambling should be a crime. I think porn should be illegal too.
Ryan: I can't get enough of Kelly talking.
Jan: I want to have biological kids with Michael.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:55 pm
Freebird4077 Meredith: No booze for me. I'm staying sober. She said something like this once...in the womens appreciation episdoe. Meredith said "In 5 years i want to be 5 years sober....4 1/2." But they're all great!
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:15 am
Angela: Dwight is GREAT in bed! And i love him! (She'll never say that out loud!)
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:51 am
Freebird4077 Michael: Toby, you're my best friend! Micheal said that in last Thursdays ep, so I guess it doesn't apply anymore, even thought he was being sarcastic.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:13 pm
Dwight: Jim...you are a gentleman and a scholar...and for that, I salute you.
Jim: Nice purple belt. Wis I had one.
Creed: I'm a virgin...
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:00 pm
Michael:"I think Dwight should be the Assistant Regional Manager."
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:14 am
I can think of one thing I would never say...
I hate Call of Duty.
Wait, I don't really, even though I said it just now. I guess I just disqualified myself from saying what I would never say.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:44 pm
Kelly: STFU Ryan and plus I DONT WANT TO HAVE MATCHING FEDORAS!! (frm one of the new episodes)
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:13 pm
Jim: "Pam, it's really starting to get VERY obvious that you're 5 or 6 years older than me. You're not aging very well."
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