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A mother was pregnant with triplets, and one day there was a robbery. She was shot in the stomach three times, and was rushed to the hospital. Luckily, she and all three of her children were alright. A little while later she gave birth to three healthy babies. Two girls and one boy. Before she left the doctor told her that the three babies each had one bullet inside of them, and that she should not be surprised if the bullets came out some time later in life. Well, about four to five years later, her daughter came in and said, "Mommy, I was using the restroom and a bullet came out." So her mother then told her the story about the shooting. About a week later, her other daughter came in and said, "Mommy, I was using the restroom and a bullet came out." The mother told this daughter the same story as well. Finally, a couple days later her son came in and went, "Mommy..." And the mother said, "I know. You were using the restroom and a bullet came out." But the boy shook his head, "No. I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

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