Excerpted from an IM conversation between Geyser and Argent.

Monty: I really do appreciate the gesture and concern, but Pi and Seth need to get their noses out of my love life!

Seth: You sleep with that redneck and I'll loose all respect for you...

Monty: It was one friggin' night! He's hot!

Seth: .....

Monty: [Sighs in frustration] Is it just the fact I had sex, or something else?

Seth: Its the fact you had sex with an idiot?

Monty: Okay, okay. [Sighs and wonders if she should tell Seth about Indi] Look, Seth, I met this other guy recently, and no, I have not slept with him. [Silently adds "yet"]

Seth: ...*listens impassively*

Monty: [Sighs] You know what? Never mind. I'm sorry I slept with Kent. I won't let it happen again. At least I don't string people along then dump them and rub it in their face.

Seth: Agrona...*sighs* I deserved that...but its in my nature to be...a little cruel...it doesn't make me a bad person...it just makes me human...with human liabilities...Can you really blame me for being less than perfect?

Monty: Imperfect, yes. Cruel, no.

Seth: You can be just as cruel....

Monty: [Shocked] When?!

Seth: Is it not a bit cruel you slept with Kent? I may string people along...but I don't hop into bed with them.

Monty: He suggested it!

Seth: It doesn't make it right.

Monty: Well, it wasn't cruel, he knew it was only for one night!

Seth: *spreads her paws* And what will your beau think of your one night?

Monty: I should think that he knows I'm not a virgin.

Seth: That wasn't the point. The fact is you slept with someone else while seeing him. Congratulations...You're now on the same level as my mother...or is that what you were going for?

Monty: I haven't seen him in ages, Seth, and I think that puts us both on the same level, doesn't it?

Seth: Oh, so now we're play as long as we're not in the same zip code its okay card. *looks at her* I never slept with Phaidra, I never slept with you....or is that the problem?

Monty: [Hisses in frustration] Indi and I aren't officially going out anyway! I'm thinking of going out with him, but I haven't asked him yet!

Seth: Don't avoid the question, Agrona.

Monty: [Loses it] I had a crush on you. I admit it. But I don't now. I lost you, I've gotten over it.

Seth: ....Oh have you? *moves closer and kisses Monty*

Monty: >.< [Shoves Seth] Stop it! Now who's cheating on their man?!

Seth: *pulls back* I see...well if thats how it is....*takes a step back*

Monty: [Buries her face in her paws] No, I'm sorry, Seth. God, I don't know what to think...

Seth: Think whatever you like...I'm not going to stop you...

Monty: [Tries to hold back tears] Go away, Seth.

Seth: ...I don't think I can...

Monty: Well, why in hell not?! [Loses the fight and starts to cry]

Seth: ...*whispers* Because you need me...

Monty: Oh, Seth! You were my first friend here! I...I almost fell in love with you...god, I think I did...

Seth: *moves closer and takes the other fem in her arms* I know it probably doesn't mean much...but I did genuinely like you, Agrona...I rather think that I would have done anything you wanted me too...

Monty: [Softly] But you have a husband now. I just need time to get over you, Seth, so that I can stop distracting you.

Seth: Yes...yes I do...*sighs* You may be a distraction...but you are a welcome one...so I'll ask...what do you want from me...?

Monty: Hell, I don't know. I've lived without friends for so long that I never know what I want from them anymore.

Seth: So try. A one time offer. Anything you want of me its yours...no regrets, no second guessing, no bad feelings in the morning...you say it...its yours...

Monty: [Thinks for a minute, trembling, then grabs Seth's face and kisses her long and hard]

Seth: *somewhat expecting but still surprised* ....*returns it and wraps her tail around the other female*

Monty: [Leans against Seth and embraces her]

Seth: *wraps her arms around the other fem pulling her close*

Monty: [Pulls Seth down where they are out of sight of any humans by the name of Argent and Geyser]

Seth: *follows*

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lock myself in my room with enough rations for two weeks and barricade all orifices so that Monty and Seth can't break in and poledance with my severed head on a pike xD