By Pif Martyr
Welcome to Issue 25 of TLOEM Newsletter.
Due to internal power struggles and Pif being assassinated in his sleep Martyr has taken over his position.This issue will be as much fun as the time your uncle teases tried to touch you in the pool...last week ;o
By Martyr
The Gates of Yiff have opened as Ritorin won MOTM and won free art by Emo that came out very nicely. Be sure to congratulate him when you meet him.Questions can be asked here
By Henada
Emo's post count will be withheld until she sends Henada pics. ;D
Teases - idk hes gay apparently
Myst - 1501
Censor - 1140
Feeeeevverrrrrrr - 583
Peach Flavored Luxray - Has a sexy name, but only 4 posts. The little b***h.
Jiden Sparx - 332
Furry 1- 699
Plan|Face - 1063, needs to change his avatar back to his Halloween one. Because it was hot. >8[
Henada - 1,225,000,000,000,000
Martyr - 1968
Furry 2 - 251
Dignity of Wrath - 205
Piff -eliminated-
Amish Astronaut - 2783 ( I still dk who this person is. . . )
Psywing - 2251
Hi there TLOEM.
By Dragn Breth II
hi there TLOEM This is my featured song section.
So today my featured song is!!!!!!!!!
...
"Hot For Teacher", by Van Halen!
I discovered this song via Guitar Hero World Tour.
it really is a great song.
and the music video is funny.
check ouuuut.
wink
until then,
I'm Dragn, and I like nachos.
By Pif
Pif: Hi
Q: Yo
Pif: I'm here to interview you today
Pif: How are you?
Q: I'm good.
Q: I just got free art actually. XD
You?
Pif: Idgaf
Pif: So first off, everyones wondering if your a furry?
Q: Lol I thought it was obvious. I'm a furry.
Q: But why would that matter? I don't go around making tons of yiff jokes or anything
Pif: So, your gay?
Q: No, I'm not gay. I'm pan, which is basically bi
Pif: But pans ******** everything am i rite?
Q: If it's human...
Pif: That is pretty sick
Q:-places hand on your thigh-
Pif: Wtf? So moving on.
Pif: Apparently your rich on Gaia?
Q: I had 3mil but currently I'm only at 1 and that's going to disappear shortly. I won 3 art auctions in a row.
Q: I have a bunch of items I could sell but I'm too lazy too, but last time I checked my item stash it was worth around 3mill by itself.
Pif: Why do you want so much art?
Q: I don't know. I just really like my avatar/character a lot??
Plus art is something I can have even after I leave Gaia. It's permanent. I can print it out and stuff. I've been getting art of my roleplaying characters since about 2001, but once I joined Gaia it was easier to get art since well... I didn't have to pay real money for it.
Pif: So I heard your in love with rit?
Q:Its true, I fap to his pictures all day.
Pif:e_e ***** thats the end of this interview.
Market Watch
By Ritorin
By Ritorin
Kso the gaian economy is failing just like america's irl economy(btw will any of you guys have enough christmas money?).
But who cares. Our parents are taking care of that s**t. Right? right.
Um, oh, and yeah, buy the V pins as well. They're like 2-3k a piece and there are about 10 of them left. So easy artificial inflation amirite? RITE?
Rite.
V pins:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/3219
http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/3218
uhm.
uh
Buy me all the dog items?
Oh and sonic jam is a hueg disappointment. Don't emulate it. waste of 600mb's. e_e This is what I get for being a sonicfag
This has been ritorin with his first report, omg.
Dear Diary
By Emo
By Emo
Quote:
Dear Diary,
I hate that people are always trying to find a meaning to life. People think too highly of themselves. We exist, therefore we /must/ have a purpose, amirite. Maybe we were all just a giant accident? I dunno. I guess it's nice to think that we have a meaning. It makes life more tolerable. I guess I understand religion. It's a way to cope with the possibility that maybe humans were an accident. It also takes away some fear of death and whatnot. I guess I'm too cynical for that though.
Anyway. I was gonna write a ton of s**t about that fact that there's this one guy that I want to hate, but for some reason I like being his friend. Even though he lied to impress me. And he shamelessly flirts with me [and tons of other chicks] even though he supposedly has a girlfriend [I hate guys like this]. And he has fangirls and he knows, and loves it. And he can't take a hint. And he gets kind of awkward to be around. And he dresses so much like me.
...aaaand I just made my life sound like a bad teen novel.
I hate people.
-looceyloo [emo]
I hate that people are always trying to find a meaning to life. People think too highly of themselves. We exist, therefore we /must/ have a purpose, amirite. Maybe we were all just a giant accident? I dunno. I guess it's nice to think that we have a meaning. It makes life more tolerable. I guess I understand religion. It's a way to cope with the possibility that maybe humans were an accident. It also takes away some fear of death and whatnot. I guess I'm too cynical for that though.
Anyway. I was gonna write a ton of s**t about that fact that there's this one guy that I want to hate, but for some reason I like being his friend. Even though he lied to impress me. And he shamelessly flirts with me [and tons of other chicks] even though he supposedly has a girlfriend [I hate guys like this]. And he has fangirls and he knows, and loves it. And he can't take a hint. And he gets kind of awkward to be around. And he dresses so much like me.
...aaaand I just made my life sound like a bad teen novel.
I hate people.
-looceyloo [emo]
By El Capitano
Fable 2
(God This Is So Long)
(God This Is So Long)
Intro
Fable 2; Where do I start? Developed by Lion Head studios, which is famously led by Peter Molyneux, whom over the years has given himself a bad reputation as an “Over hyper”. After the major disappointment that many fans felt after Fable 1 and Fable TLC, the Lion Head crew obviously felt they needed to up their game.
This game features many new features; Some that were promised for Fable 1 and TLC, some entirely new, such as the amazing dog AI. The game does not only boast itself as an amazing RPG based in a mythical, free roaming land, but features many ideas and game play design quirks such as sandbox game play and mini-games.
Plot 10/10
The story starts with you; A child living the rough life in Albion with your sister Rose. When you start the game, it is clear that Lion Head sat down and discussed the best way to start the game, some how they ended with a bird dropping feces upon your head, other ideas must have included finding a dead rabbit and a lopping it's foot off and maybe even a horse dropping it's shoe; The world will never know.
Anyway, after being pelted with bird droppings, you are thrusted into a world of beautiful poverty; Now, this may sound a little stupid, but once you play it you will understand. You are then set on a series of tasks, quests if you will; These “quests” consist of doing small tasks for the locals, so that you may gain enough gold to buy a musical box. After a series of events, you are brought into the realm of being an adult, this is where your adventure really starts.
The plot has plenty of depth and although a little short, it provides laughs, tears and at least 12 hours game play for a hardcore gamer.
NPCS 10/10
I have nothing but praise for the NPCs in this game, they are a huge part of this game, in which you can interact how ever you like, whether that's slaughtering a village, being the town fool, being the town sweetheart, how ever you choose to act with the NPCs, they will have appropriate reactions to you. As I stated earlier, new features have been implemented into this game, there are also some features that were just improved, such as the family system that the last game offered, in Fable 2, the family system is much more personal, giving you the opportunity to marry and have kids; And it's not just “have a wife and kids for achievements” kinda thing, this game offers you specific quests that tie into your family; I can't really describe these without spoiling the story, but the way you become emotionally attached is amazing.
Now onto one of the biggest features of the game; The dog, in the beginning there was a lot of skepticism over the dog, clearly the doubt was misplaced, the dog is an excellent feature, infact, if you were to play through the game without the dog, you'd feel lost, not only does he provide himself as a cute little buddy, he also provides a treasure hunting service which comes in especially handy in specific quests, in fact, he is a necessary part of a few quests.
Graphics - 10 / 10
A game that takes full advantage of the 360's capabilities, not only is the scenery huge and open, but it's huge, open and magnificent. The best example of this would be Bower Lake, when you first step onto the lake, you get the full package of what this game can offer you, the lake in front of you, with either the sun light or moon light shining down upon it, the amazing view across to hero hill, the trees blowing steadily near you, all of this, just on one map; I'd actually say the graphics were breathtaking
Soundtrack - 10 / 10
Another 10 / 10 here, the soundtrack is made by the famous Danny Elfman, who is also known for his work on Tim Burton movies. Along with Russell Shaw, they cook up a storm of music, which is now available on free download from the Fable 2 site. Now, for one of the most epic features of this game; The voice cast: It includes some famous names, including; Gemma Boyle, Oliver Cotton, Stephen Fry, Ron Glass, Julia Sawalha and Zoë Wanamaker; With plenty of other voice actors joining in on the action. The depth that these voice actors give you is amazing, personally a favourite of mine was Stephen Fry, his character known as Reaver not only provides you with a passion for him, whether that is love or hate, but gets you really interested in him as a character, you feel you want to know more, the same could be said for Ron Glass formerly known for his work in the show “Firefly”, he gives off a specific aura, not only due to his character, but his voice acting is simply superb. Julia Sawalha provides the voice of Sister Hannah, you'll get to know her pretty well, so the voice acting of this particular character was fairly important, when you meet her, she is singing; I personally found her voice enchanting, which to me didn't really suit the character, but upon evaluation, this character is a little Topsy-turvy, so an elegant voice such as Julia Sawalha's is perfect. Zoë Wanamaker provides narration throughout the game and also provides the voice of Theresa, a blind seeress, whom you meet fairly early In the game, although I couldn't help think of her as anything except a mother in a slightly humorous British sitcom, once you forgot that, she seems to fit right in.
Multi player - 7 / 10
Points are deducted here; Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of Co-op in this game, but I can't help but feel it was executed a little shoddily. The general idea of the multi player is that you play as your friends henchman, in their world; Here is mistake number one; In a game about customization, in which customization is such a huge feature, why would the player want to play as a generic henchman? Well, truth be told; They don't. Second issue is; The camera angle is ridiculous, to be honest, I would have preferred split screen to the angle that you are provided with. The angle that we are given to work with is centered around player one, meaning that all action has to follow him or her. So those are the negatives, but there are positives; You can have a lot of fun on multi player, as long as you and your friend are content on playing together and one not running off without the other. Another advantage of this system is; It's easy to use, whether it's over live or on a single machine, you simply jump into your friend's world, after a mini screen pops up asking what weapons you would like and your appearance, whilst the host chooses how much of his or hers earnings you'll be taking back with you.
Enjoyment - 9 / 10
Personally, I love the game, I've played hours on end of it, even after I completed it I carried on playing, I've racked up a massive 40 hours of game play on one character and I've played through three times now, racking up at least 20 hours on each character. The sandbox effect that you're provided with is nice, the game isn't too linear, yet you're aware that you have goals, the freedom could be described as “Oblivion, but with aims” You never feel overwhelmed by the freedom that you have, yet you do not feel confined.
Overall - 56 / 60
Overall, this game scores fairly high, with it's only downfall being the multi player's stupid camera angles, the lack of customization in multi player, and the major bugs that appear throughout the game, none really being game breaking, but rather frustrating. Although Lion Head suggest that they are working on fixes for the bugs that have been reported.
By Pif
Tribor wins oh wait isn't this the tribor avi I made?
True Story
By Censor
By Censor
K so, last weekend, me and Erick went to the movies to see HSM 3 and make jokes about Vanessa Hudgen’s n00dz. We got in there and Erick started being lame and getting into the movie, but since I was still talking about n00dz we got in trouble with some parents who brought their kids. Then we left that movie and tried to sneak into Zack and Miri. We just got sat down and one of the people who worked there pulled us into the lobby and started chewing us out for being irresponsible and yadda yadda yadda. I really didn’t care that much until Erick dropped a baggie of weed from his pocket. The guy saw it of course and started flipping the ******** out calling one of the rent-a-cops over. Then he started flipping the ******** out and he called the actual cops and we got driven down to the shitty little jail.The cops were really pathetic in their attempts to “scare us straight” and when they didn’t get a reaction wrote us off as bad seeds and told us to call our parents. We got bailed out and were given another speech about breaking the law. All in all it was a fairly good trip to the movies. True Story.
Dirty Chavs
By Digi and Crimson
By Digi and Crimson
British vs American : Sam says it's trousers, not pants.
I say pants. But, eh. Yes. Pants = boxers here.
So please stop talking about wearing no pants.
gonk
Topic of the moment : Public transport.
Pic :
Yes. I know it's a 69 bus. ;D
Anyway. London. Known for it's Red Buses. Sexy, no? Maybe. But they're ttly asswipes.
Not reliable. &they're always on strike.
Srslyright. &always on Fridays. :/ I want to go out. Butno.
It's too hard.
Although. Buses connect everywhere.
Srsly, put me in anywhere in London and I'll be able to find a way home via buses.
&we have "Oyster cards". Meaning. I get free travel on any bus.
Sam has to pay though. £2 w/o an Oyster. Like, 90p with.
Cheap, but still.
&apparently, the easiest way to explain an Oyster card is to say it's a debit card for buses &trains. xD!
Butyes. British red buses = win.
They just need to ******** off with the strikes. >:U!
By Emo
TLOEM: The Comic [COLOURING BOOK EDITION!]
We'll say why Orgies,and Azns are the path to enlightenment,or at least an orgasm.
