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 Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:49 pm
What do you think was the funniest line from any of the Twilight books? Maybe you remember some lines that others dont remember.
One of my favorites was the first time Edward had Bella ride on his back and she gets sick and he says "You're as white as a ghost! Wait no... You're as white as ME!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:58 pm
“Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand...” -Edward Cullen [Twilight]
and because i couldnt just pick one..
wahmbulance !spoiler warning! wahmbulance
“’Rose,’ I said, holding my arms out. Wordlessly, Rosalie handed me Renesmee. I pressed her close to my motionless heart, holding her like a talisman against rash behavior. I would keep her in my arms until I was sure my decision to kill Jacob was based entirely on rational judgment rather than fury.” -Bella Cullen [Breaking Dawn]
and of course i have about a billion more favorite quotes but these will have to do smile
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:06 pm
jacob - "does it bother you that im half naked?" , " sorry oi dot have a leach on speed dail"
bella - "what do vampires do for bachellor partys?your not taking him to a strip club are you?"
i can't remember any of the other funny quotes
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:56 pm
emmett-"fall down again bella?"
bella- "no emmett, i punched a werewolf in the face!"
lol i love that part xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:15 am
Emmett - What did you do last night, discuss the National Debt?
Cracked me up.
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:21 pm
I have a bunch, so here are a few!
Emmett- HELL YEAH!!!
Bella-No Emmett, I punched a werewolf!
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:19 pm
I loved this one:
"I bit a pillow... or two." ~Edward (Breaking Dawn)
And this one:
"This hostage stuff is fun!" ~Alice (Eclipse)
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:30 pm
"A Stalker. Obsessed Stalker. An Obsessed vampire stalker." -Edward (Midnight Sun)
"He's too young, toooo young" -Front Office Lady (midnight sun)
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:40 pm
why am i covered in feathers? ~bella, BD
maybe there was a glitch in my brain...~bella, TW (chapter one, which made it doubly hilarious seeing as she hadn't even met any vampires yet...)
i think something just moved inside me ~bella...again BD
you nicknamed my baby after the loch ness monster???!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:26 pm
One of my favorite parts is from Breaking Dawn
I can't remember the words exactly but it was when Bella realizes that Jacob has imprinted on Renesmee.
"YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER!!"
Something like that and then she proceeds to attack him
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Supernatural Soul Natasha
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:42 am
I loved Jacobs chapter names: You want a heart, a brain? What do I look like Wizard of Oz? && Didn't see that coming. && You know its bad when you feel bad about a vampire.
Stuff like that.
And I barely contained my laughter (actually, I didn't) when Bella attacked Jacob (er, Seth) about the whole Nessie thing. rofl
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:44 am
Narnianchick “Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand...” -Edward Cullen [Twilight]
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Supernatural Soul Natasha
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:53 pm
Edward-- "Bella, I’ve already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I’m not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can’t even walk straight. Besides, friends don’t let friends drive drunk."
Bella-- "Drunk."
Edward-- "You’re intoxicated by my very presence."
(Twilight) oh man i love this whole part of the book... ok well i like the whole book but this part was great!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:03 pm
All I want to remember...
"Of all the rotten luck." -Stefan, Breaking Dawn.
I love the Romanians. x3
...Is you and me forever.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:04 pm
music girl_123456 emmett-"fall down again bella?" bella- "no emmett, i punched a werewolf in the face!" lol i love that part xd Agreed.
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