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| Reeves |
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16% |
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| Meacorme |
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| The Doom Merchant |
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33% |
[ 2 ] |
| Nu Lucrezia |
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33% |
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 Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:22 pm
All right, it's time for Round Two: Irish Drinking Song!
So here's how it'll work. There are four semifinalists, but there will only be two Irish drinking songs due to their length in formatting. If it turns out that we want to do more, so be it.
As a reminder, the semifinalists are:
Reeves
Meacorme
The Doom Merchant
Nu Lucrezia
See the next post for the Irish Drinking Song rotation list, which will also explain the structure of how it'll work.
Again, I urge everyone to recommend topics.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:33 pm
Irish Drinking Song Rotation List
Song #1: cheesy nipples
1st verse
Reeves: I know one cheesy nipples,
Meacorme: And he's a groovy guy.
The Doom Merchant: He has some red hair on his face,
Nu Lucrezia: And also he can fly.
Reeves: It really is quite magical,
Meacorme: And he has cheese on his nips.
The Doom Merchant: I wonder if he deals drugs.
Nu Lucrezia: I've seen coke on his lips!
2nd verse
Meacorme: This man lives in England,
The Doom Merchant: Which means he has a queen.
Nu Lucrezia: I'm pretty sure he loves her,
Reeves: If you know what I mean.
Meacorme: The queen sent him a letter,
The Doom Merchant: Stamped with her Royal Seal.
Nu Lucrezia: He opened it quite quickly.
Reeves: The cheese on his nipples congealed!
3rd verse
The Doom Merchant: We're halfway through the song now.
Nu Lucrezia: I think I need a drink.
Reeves: I'm sure that nips will fill my glass,
Meacorme: Before I can even blink.
The Doom Merchant: I fear I'm getting wasted.
Nu Lucrezia: I'm starting to get woozy,
Reeves: And nips is getting flirty.
Meacorme: We're now in a jacuzzi!
4th verse
Nu Lucrezia: This song is nearly over,
Reeves: And nips is heading home.
Meacorme: I'm still feeling quite dizzy,
The Doom Merchant: And this song is a tome.
Nu Lucrezia: I think I need some sleep now;
Reeves: I head off to my bed,
Meacorme: And suddenly I dream of nips,
The Doom Merchant: Who kills my sex drive dead!
Song #2: A Night at the Bar
1st verse
Meacorme: One night I went out to a bar.
The Doom Merchant: I got predictably drunk.
Nu Lucrezia: I flirted with a shemale,
Reeves: Who was dressed like a punk.
Meacorme: I asked her or him to dance with me.
The Doom Merchant: Imagine my surprise,
Nu Lucrezia: When I looked around the room,
Reeves: It was filled with crossdressing guys!
2nd verse
The Doom Merchant: I think I had been roofied.
Nu Lucrezia: I woke up in a ditch.
Reeves: I smelled like beer and cheap perfume.
Meacorme: I'll kill that shemale b***h.
The Doom Merchant: And yet, I went out the next night.
Nu Lucrezia: I tried a different bar.
Reeves: It was even worse than the first one,
Meacorme: And some a** stole my car!
3rd verse
Nu Lucrezia: So then I started walking.
Reeves: I thought I'd go insane.
Meacorme: I needed a drink badly,
The Doom Merchant: To soothe my aches and pains.
Nu Lucrezia: I'll drown all my sorrows,
Reeves: Once I finally get there.
Meacorme: I hope I won't meet another b***h,
The Doom Merchant: Then tear out all my hair!
4th verse
Reeves: Well, now I'm in a sewer.
Meacorme: The sewer! What the Hell?
The Doom Merchant: It's actually quite cozy,
Nu Lucrezia: Apart from that awful smell.
Reeves: I knew I shouldn't have drank so much.
Meacorme: Perhaps I might just die,
The Doom Merchant: Though it might sound a little fun,
Nu Lucrezia: I puked on my rhubarb pie!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:39 pm
How does this work again?Well, you could look at the main thread concerning this contest, but I shall copy and paste it here for the contestants. Irish Drinking Song is also a musical game from Whose Line, where the object of the game is to sing one line at a time throughout a line of four people. For example, if the line goes Wayne-Jeff-Colin-Ryan, Wayne starts the song off, with Jeff singing the second line, Colin singing the third, and Ryan singing the fourth, and then they repeat to finish the first verse. Once the second verse starts (All verses end with, "Oh, hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!"), Jeff starts with the first line, and it goes down as such until it reaches the point that Colin says the final line in the drinking song. Normally each person who gets the final line in a verse will of course say something funny. In our case, we'll merely write out the lines as the four semifinalists will alternate lines. Again, I will assign you topics to sing about, using the same font as the Hoedown topic. Every time the semifinalists finish a verse (consisting of two lines from each person), someone assigned will write the "Hi-dee-di" line since we can't really sing it. Again, the two who have the funniest lines will become the finalists in round three. Here is an example of a funny Whose Line Irish Drinking Song.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:40 pm
Okay, everyone, the first Irish Drinking Song's topic! What's it going to be?
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:44 pm
Aliens
Drinks
the Emotes
Gaia
T'internets
the weather
a day out
me!!! (I like this one best)
University
work
idiots
zOMG
p***s'
the radio
Television
bad jokes
animals
music
irish drinking songs
chocolate
alcamahol
Any of those any good for yez?
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:22 pm
...Y'know what? I like the idea of singing about you, Nips. Let's do it! The drinking song topic is: cheesy nipples Nips, will you do the honor of writing the "hi-dee-di" part? You'll see how it's done on the third post.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:37 pm
xd
I'll do my best to be on to post the hi-diddly-doodly-deee
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:31 pm
...We're waiting. We can't start without it. xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:37 pm
Oh,I didn't realize you needed it to start. Well here it comes!
hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:45 pm
I know one cheesy nipples,
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:45 pm
He has some red hair on his face
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:44 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:54 pm
It really is quite magical
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:40 pm
and he has cheese on his nips
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