First, you must be wondering:
"What is this Kingdom Spork thing?"
Allow me to explain.
Kingdom Spork is an online community, existing out of pure Kingdom Hearts fans. Our solemn purpose is to entertain YOU, the people cool
How to make your own Sporking
First, you find a Badfic*. This is a fanfic, but written very poorly. This means it has a idiotic and/or unlogical storyline and is full of grammar mistakes (some times made on purpose.)
Second, you MUST read it. Even if your brain might explode, even if you don't think your sanity will last, you must do it, for the sake of the People
Third, you must make a summary. You must ALWAYS make this before you start Sporking, since it's a judgement of the fanfic. Go to the "How To Write A summary" thread, and we will tell you more about it 3nodding
Fourth, the characters. You have read the Badfic. You have seen the "Characters". For example, Sora and Riku. Every Spork you make has to have the same Kingdom Hearts characters as the Badfic has, unless they have an excuse not to be there (then you must explain that excuse.) It's important that each character is given it's own colour.
Like, for example, with me, Sora is always red, Riku is blue and Axel is green.
Fifth, let the Characters comment. Every Sporking starts in a theater. This is where the characters names at step four all gather and "watch" the fic, having the "script" at hand. Every time you see something dumb written by the fangirl or boy, you let one of the characters make a characteristic comment. Sometimes, badfics are SO full of Sporking material, you can almost fill four pages on one chapter!
This is all you need to make a Spork cool
Be sure to read the very important "Hints and Tips" page, since it had all needed pictures (rating system, and the traditional "Sporkblade")!
Good luck, and Spork on! cool
Guild Moderator,
Kingdom_Spork
