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 Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:08 pm
If you could ask any of the characters anything you wanted~
who would you ask what?
Any reason you'd ask that question?
Any speculation on the answer?
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:33 am
To Zaknafein
Omen-Can I have your swords?
Zak-No
Omen-Why not?
Zak-Because without them I would not be able to survive in Menzo
Omen-But your dead!
Zak-You spoiled it for me!
Omen-Sorry, yea you die by jumping in a pit of acid
Zak-Don't tell me my death now I will have to avoid acids for the rest of my life
Omen-Sorry, can I have your swords?
Zak-No
Omen-Please
Zak-*Kills omen*
Omen-I still love you!
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:06 pm
omen 37 To Zaknafein Omen-Can I have your swords? Zak-No Omen-Why not? Zak-Because without them I would not be able to survive in Menzo Omen-But your dead! Zak-You spoiled it for me! Omen-Sorry, yea you die by jumping in a pit of acid Zak-Don't tell me my death now I will have to avoid acids for the rest of my life Omen-Sorry, can I have your swords? Zak-No Omen-Please Zak-*Kills omen* Omen-I still love you!That made my night. You have no idea.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:00 pm
Well I'm glad you liked it then rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:02 am
omen 37 To Zaknafein Omen-Can I have your swords? Zak-No Omen-Why not? Zak-Because without them I would not be able to survive in Menzo Omen-But your dead! Zak-You spoiled it for me! Omen-Sorry, yea you die by jumping in a pit of acid Zak-Don't tell me my death now I will have to avoid acids for the rest of my life Omen-Sorry, can I have your swords? Zak-No Omen-Please Zak-*Kills omen* Omen-I still love you! lol Yeah it's very funny. Although I'd like having Drizzt' scimitars better ;D Or Taulmaril
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:46 am
Lol I would like Taulmaril because that bow is awesome espeacially with those arrows that come back, I would rather having long, straight, hard... swords instead of curved, hard, one glowing, scimitars.
BTW:Yes I meant that in a dirty way...
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Hane no Kori Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:33 am
I would either ask Jarlaxle why he really keeps Entreri around, or maybe if he was actually hitting on Dinin in Exile. I swear it really looks like he was! To me... sweatdrop
Of course, if I only had one question, perhaps I shouldn't waste it on Jarlaxle, because I would probably not get a straight answer. (That was not meant to be a pun, by the way.)
In that case... maybe I'd ask Drizzt something, since I hopefully wouldn't get killed, and I'd also hopefully actually get a proper answer.
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:14 am
^Lol that is funny as hell Jarlaxle is not straight, but yea he is because in one of the books when Catti-brie was captured by Jarlaxle he was really into her.
I got a conversation with Artemis although it goes off topic a little and... just read it
Omen-Hey Artemis I got a question for you!
Artemis-If you want to keep breathing I would not ask it
Omen-Your pretty mean but since Drizzt kicked your but you would not kill me
Artemes-*Sigh*, fine go ahead
Omen-Will you train me in the way of the sword and dirk?
Artemis-No, I work alone
Omen-Then why is Jarlaxle allowed to follow you around!
Artemis-Because he is not weak and pathetic
Omen-Yea and neither am I
Artemis-Your asking me to teach you
Omen-yes because your the best besides Drizzt, Zaknafein, Jarlaxle, and a lot of other dark elves but you are the best human and since I am human I want you to teach me!
Artemis-No
-Enter Zaknafein-
Zaknafien- I heard my name what is it?
-Omen and Artemis start bowing down and kissing his feet-
Omen-(In unison) I'm not worthy!
Artemis-(In unison) I'm not worthy!
Zaknafein- Damn right but Artemis polish my swords
Artemis-But I cannot handle the awesomeness that is you and your magnificent swords.
Zaknafein-Don't make excuses you will polish those until they shine brighter than the sun even if it kills you, and you annoying fan boy
Omen-*Girlish squel*, *Cough* *cough*, I mean yes?
Zaknafein-After he gets done polishing and sharpening my swords they are yours with me teaching you how to fight
Omen-*Girlish squel*
Artemis-But you didn't say I had to sharpen them
Zaknafein-I did just now
Artemis-I will kill you, *lunges with sword*
Zaknafein-I will use my awesomeness to kill you first, Booya!
*Artemis dies of awesomeness overload*.
Omen-*Squels like a girl then faints*.
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Hane no Kori Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:12 am
Jarlaxle is probably bi. He'll do anything that walks. And is alive, I hope. sweatdrop
Lulz. Yeah, Zak is cool, but I actually like Artemis better. And I like Jarlaxle better too.
I think I'm actually really close to the part with Jarlaxle and Catti-brie, since the chapter I just started was some Bregan D'aerthe soldier talking to Jarlaxle about her, since they just captured her.
But don't ruin anything for me! This is my first time reading the series.
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:33 pm
Omen--I died of laughter....it made my sucky Christmas a good one. lol Also.....ALRIGHT!!!! SOMEONE ELSE WHO LIKES MAKING PHALLIC JOKES!!!!
Hane--Jarlaxle made a comment in the Sellswords series WHY he liked keeping Entreri around......AND I THOUGHT HE WAS HITTING ON DININ TOO IN EXILE!!!!!! I love yaoi innuendos, flirting, and jokes...... heart You'd get a long winded answer from Drizzt and you would end up most likely like O.o oro?? Why not say 4 pages of monologue in 7 words?
I think Jarlaxle is bisexual. He likes anything that is intriguing to him, pretty, and has wit and smarts (i.e. a little of Catte-brie) Nice to know that Hane and I are thinking alike about Jarlaxle, rofl
I don't really know what'd I ask, or to who.....now this has got me thinking....most likely my question would be to Kimmuriel or Jarlaxle....
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:35 pm
Hane and Yagi: I know this will never happen and I am glad because of that. But lets say that Jarlaxle is real and is bi, what if I got in his pants before you 2? I guess that is the real question.
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:46 pm
Well, If that were to happen Omen, I'd have to ask dear Jarlaxle How much it would cost to get a front row seat, or a detailed legibly written account of it.
Creepy- perhaps, honest- unfortunately so
Or maybe I'd just give you a hearty congratulations...
I love the direction this thread took in such a short time. It makes my day awesome.
You know, I'm surprising I haven't found more yaoi fanfiction of JarlaxleXEntreri/Dinnin/Drizzt/anyone... I found Do'Urden creepy-family-love before anything more possible sounding..
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Hane no Kori Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:05 pm
I found a semi-hot DininxDrizzt once. But what I really want is some JarlaxlexDrizzt! I don't know why I like the thought of that (maybe because they're my two favourite characters?), but yeah...
Oh and, drowxdrow is hotter than humanxdrow (meaning in comparison to EntrerixDrizzt). I don't really like the whole rival thing either... I mean, it just doesn't work (unless it's Harry and Draco, of course, but in no other case).
Harry and Draco like their wands, by the way. (Threw that in for Yuki!)
I love how I inspired the turn in this thread. xd
Oh yeah, and ditto on the thing about front row tickets. I would prefer to watch. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:14 pm
Wow make me feel like a porn star sweatdrop
So just to be sure Jarlaxle will do anything? I mean so far you guys have made him do everything except a rock and Chuck Norris one gets it more than the other and the other is human oohhhhh I went there!
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Hane no Kori Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:13 pm
Huh? Are you trying to point out that Jarlaxle seems to prefer humans to his own race? Personally, I wouldn't doubt it. Drow do like exotic things. And Jarlaxle is one of those drow who actually puts aside his race's racist thinking, to see what the other races are actually good for.
So, Jarlaxle, what are humans good for? ~snicker~ (That could very well be something I'd ask, so it fits in this topic blaugh )
PRON! rofl
EDIT: Correction! Man-on-man pr0n!
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