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So, what does your team think of the results? :D (yes team, as in your whole team you RP)
  We're very happy about it! ♥
  We're satisfied.
  We're neutral.
  We're not very fond of it.
  We think this is BS. :/
  WHY IS LLOYD THERE IN THE TOP 5 D8<
  This top 10 is sexist.
  lol.
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Daruki
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:55 pm


It was a nice, sunny day. The sky was blue, the few puffy white clouds that could be found in the sky were swimming across the vast blue dome lazily, the air was warm, and for this moment, the world was at peace.

In this place whose peacefulness almost seems unreal, there was a house somewhere that for the oddest and most mysterious of reasons, all active participants of this Hair Cult Wars(?) chapter suddenly found themselves under its roof. The place was, however, not a bad one by the least; the rooms were airy and clean, decorated in warm and cozy colors, and windows were judiciously placed as so that there was always a healthy stream of sunlight pouring from every opening.

The atmosphere was friendly and pleasant, and it seemed like a perfect vacation resort that was simply situated on a green hill instead of a beach. The birds were chirping cheerfully outside the windows, happily skipping on tree branc-

"OMG, THE RESULTS ARE IN!1! KURA UR 7TH, YOU DROPPED FROM LAST YEAR, =(((((((("

Kratos facepalmed as he held open the door so that Daruki wouldn't walk straight in. "...must you be so LOUD? And what in Martel's sweet name are you talking about?"

He seemed to have just gotten out of bed or something.

"I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 4TH TALES OF POPULARITY CONTEST, OF COURSE, WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD GETS TO VOTE FOR THEIR MOST FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN THE TALES SERIES TO DETERMINE THE MOST AWESOME CHARACTER FROM LIEK, EVAR!" Daruki screeched happily exclaimed.

That seemed to have woken him up a bit. "...Isn't it just fantards like you who vote?"
Oh yeah... Didn't I win the second one for some reason?... I guess it was a fresh experience for the while it lasted... Thankfully Zelos didn't give me that much hell for it because he was in the top 3. And half of us got into the top ... And then we all dropped in the third one because there was a new entry in the series...

Kratos ran his hand through his hair, looking slightly bored and narrowing his eyes a bit as he thought about the 3rd one. He didn't really care, but it's still gotta hurt your ego when you're almost booted from the top 5. He was no Zelos in terms of narcissism (no one is, or hopefully they aren't, for their own sake), but still, Abyss characters basically INVADED the roster.

Daruki was still all giddy and seemed to be devouring with her eyes the small piece of paper she held.

"...So, what place did you say I ended up as?" He asked, raising an eyebrow and sounding as disinterested as always.

"YOU'RE 7TH! 7TH! DDD: And Zelos i-"

"Give me that," the mercenary dryly cut in, and snatched mercilessly the list from her hands.

~*~
1.) Yuri Lowell (Tales of Vesperia)
2.) Leon/Lion Magnus (Tales of Destiny
3.) Luke fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss)
4.) Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)

5.) Jade Curtiss (Tales of the Abyss)
6.) Guy Cecil (Tales of the Abyss)
7.) Kratos Aurion (Tales of Symphonia)
8.) Zelos Wilder (Tales of Symphonia)
9.) Raven (Tales of Vesperia)
10.) Emil Castagnier (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)
11.) Rita Mordio (Tales of Vesperia)
12.) Tear Grants (Tales of the Abyss)
13.) Asch (Tales of the Abyss)
14.) Stahn/Stan Aileron (Tales of Destiny)
15.) Colette/Collet Brunel (Tales of Symphonia)
16.) Reid/Rid Hershel (Tales of Eternia)

17.) Estelle (Tales of Vesperia)
18.) Spada Belforma (Tales of Innocence)
19.) Mighty Kongman/Bruiser Khang (Tales of Destiny)
20.) Judas (Tales of Destiny 2)
21.) Marta Lualdi (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)
22.) Presea Combatir (Tales of Symphonia)
23.) Cless Alvein (Tales of Phantasia)

24.) Sync the Tempest (Tales of the Abyss)
25.) Veigue Lungberg (Tales of Rebirth)
26.) Chloe Valens (Tales of Legendia)
27.) Judith (Tales of Vesperia)
28.) Fon Master Ion (Tales of the Abyss)
29.) Celsius (General)
30.) Flynn Scifo (Tales of Vesperia)
31.) Kanonno Earhart (Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology 2)
32.) Anise Tatlin (Tales of the Abyss)
33.) Farah Oersted (Tales of Eternia)
34.) Genis/Genius Sage (Tales of Symphonia)
35.) Arche Klaine (Tales of Phantasia)
36.) Kyle Dunamis (Tales of Destiny 2)
37.) Richter Abend (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)
38.) Keele Zeibel (Tales of Eternia)
39.) Jay (Tales of Legendia)
40.) Senel Coolidge (Tales of Legendia)
41.) Mao (Tales of Rebirth)
42.) Ruca Milda (Tales of Innocence)
43.) Dhaos (Tales of Phantasia)
44.) Barbatos Goetia (Tales of Destiny 2)

45.) Karol Capel (Tales of Vesperia)
46.) Chester Barklight (Tales of Phantasia)
47.) Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear (Tales of the Abyss)
48.) Mieu (Tales of the Abyss)
49.) Suzu Fujibayashi (Tales of Phantasia)
50.) Sheena Fujibayashi (Tales of Symphonia)

~*~


He went through it in exactly 8.7 seconds flat. And also managed to mentally bold all the characters on the list that he knew in this present alternate universe.

"............ Lloyd is 4th?"

That was the only thing he could say after going through, and it was the first time that Daruki ever saw his eyes space out.

"DDD: Kura r u ok"

"..."

He gave her the paper back and walked away.

She blinked, but then an AWFUL realization hit her.

"WHAT HAVE I DONE HE'S EMO AGAIN ;_______;" She exclaimed loudly, and then began to cry.

"Aw, c'mon! What's wrong?" A cheery voice sounded behind her, and lo and behold - it was Farah Oersted, back from her cracktastic mushroom picking session with Tytree, to whom no one has seen ever since.

"The rankings are out and the results made Kura emo, ;_;" She confessed between sobs.

"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back to his usual self. After all, who can with you around? ^_^" She smiled, and took the sheet out of curiosity. "May I see that?"

Daruki curled up into a little ball, and just nodded.

"Reid is 16th!~ ♪ I should make some omelets to celebrate. Sure, he's dropped, but with the influx of new characters, he's doing so well!"

"Sniff... you're on it too. 33th."

"! Wow, I made it! AWESOME!~" Farah cheered. and punched a victorious fist towards the ceiling.

"Well... They released 50 results despite it only having 30 noted on the official site... ;-;"

"That's no problem! And Keele is there too!" She giggled. "Meredy didn't make it... Aw."

Daruki was still depressed in the corner.

"Want me to make some fruit punch?"

She instantly got up again and left the paper on the table. "Sure, which way is the kitchen? =D"

---

Suzu entered the room with Dhaos about 10 minutes after they left.

"Well I've never been told a lot about your cause. I know you ended up in the death of my parents, but our clan also understood your motives," the girl pursed her lips.

"It's alright, it's all in the past now. One which I would prefer to not visit again," replied the Time Traveling lord, shrugging. "At least you're prone to reasoning, unlike some more stubborn members of your party."

Suzu chuckled nervously, but then the paper on the table got her attention. "Hm, this seems to be a long list. I wonder what this is?"

Slightly curious now too, Dhaos followed her.

It took both about 3 seconds to realize what it is.

"Congratulation, you've beaten your "ancestor" even if you were made a decade before she could even hope to start to exist," the supposed Demon Lord said.

"You too~ And... wow, you beat Barbatos by one. o_O And you both are supposed antagonists..." Suzu replied, surprised.

"...I wonder how this is going to make Kenta act..." She muttered under her breath.

"Hm? At least we made it, I suppose. It simply shows that despite being of the most ancient, we are still remembered."

"Cless is pretty high... Chester's there too. Arche as well, but not Klarth and Mint... Baw."

"Well, that was certainly interesting," Dhaos summed, already disinterested and ready to leave.

"I wonder if the others have found out about this yet?" Suzu wondered, just as when Daruki came through the door with Farah - she was also dragging Kratos by the wrist. Farah had a plate of fruit punch and about a dozen or more cups on the tray.

"OH HAI YOU GUYS SAW THE RESULTS? D: IM SORRY FOR LEAVING IT OUT THERE!"

Dhaos narrowed his eyes and put a hand up to cover his ear. "Yes. They are satisfactory. Can you please stop caplock abusing."

"Oh, sorry," the bowgirl shrugged. "But yeah, Farah's happy too. I think the fact that..."

She looked around, stared at the back of Kura's head, and then whispered. "Lloyd actually became the most popular character did a number to him. D: Halp. ;_;"

"...I have angelic hearing, you know. :/"

"... ... IM SORRY PLEASE DON'T GO EMO ;_______;"

The mercenary sighed. "I'm okay. I just needed some air. Stop making such a fuss, it's just a poll," he summed up, and Dhaos nodded. Farah just smiled and Suzu shrugged.

He was semi-lying because it was still pretty WTF on what Lloyd was doing up there so high and who was that little emokid Emil (NOTE: This Kratos has no idea what ToS2 is), but he'll recover eventually. It just kinda ALMOST scared him to think how another redhead would react.

"I still wonder what others think of this," Suzu mused.

"Fruit punch, anyone?" Farah sang.

"SURE~"
"I could go for some, your cooking's good let it be sweet or salty."
"...Very well."
"Why not."
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:54 pm


Kurai was an a**, so she stole the paper from who ever had it last. After looking through it, with an awfully confused look on her face, she opened her big mouth and said this:

"Extremely sexiest top 10! Not that *I* give a s**t!"

Her group of fags blinked; Seles, being the bravest one, lifted up her finger. "You mean Sexist?"

Kurai stared straight ahead at nothing and slowly blinked her eyes. "You don't question DOCTORS. NO Seles, IT'S OBVIOUSLY SEXIEST. OBV. I meant sexist! ********, staring all retarded like, took the sheet of paper from his leader and glanced at it.

His lips drew into a straight line, and he slowly began shaking. "This list confuses me. How is Lloyd down so...low. And Luke? That little brat? Guy I can understand..."

Then he glanced at it again.

Then one more time. This one was a LOT longer.

...

"I"

...

His mouth dropped (so did the paper), then he turned around and quickly exited whatever room the f** crew was in.

Seles took it next, "I'm not even on this list."

"Because you're a f**. You're not even a secondary character. You're thirdary."

"That's not a word."

"Neither is your face, Seles."

Rid slipped onto Seles like a snake, and stared at said paper. "I'm in 16th? SWEET!"

Then Kurai pushed both of them to the ground. "YOU'RE ALL GAY. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND." And then she kicked their stomachs, "How the ******** is Zelos in 8th? Why the hell did he ******** drop down that...high? Why is Lloyd so damn low? I'm happy for Guy and Luke."

She kept kicking them, bitching about Zelos' horrible number drop; five minutes later, she noticed that she was actually kicking Jay!Boulder, and that Seles was off trying to find her brother. Rid was looking for Farah.

...So Kurai went to find some other cult, so she could brag. "ONCE AGAIN, THE REDHEADS ARE VICTORIOUS. LOLOLOLOLOLOO"

She was actually just saying that; she never did count how many Reds made it compared to the OTHER cults.

Kurai007
Crew


Exsel
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:25 pm


~*~*~*~*~
18.) Spada Belforma (Tales of Innocence)
24.) Sync the Tempest (Tales of the Abyss)
28.) Fon Master Ion (Tales of the Abyss)
33.) Farah Oersted (Tales of Eternia)
48.) Mieu (Tales of the Abyss)
~*~*~*~*~


BGM: Talk About Stuff

Camp Green, who were never really a presence in the polls to begin with, was in a festive mood. Exsel came at Spada with a big grin and an even bigger side-hug.

"Wow! Congratulations, Spada! 18th!"

The back of his green head got a good scratching as he answered coolly, "Haha, nah, it was nothin'!"

"Are you..."

???

Silence.

Sync pounded his fist, "... shitting me? That little twerp beat ME?"

"Who're you callin' a twerp, SHRIMP?"

BGM: With Courage

The two shot each other fiery death glares that pierced through the heavens and burnt the serene atmosphere to ash. Sync was ready to punch Spada's lights out and Spada's hand rested firmly on his sword.

Lightning...

"INDIGNATION!!"

... and then thunder.

BGM: Zelos^2

Philia struck the two without warning and left them as smoking lumps on the floor. She gave a "HUMPH." and sulked off with her eyes concealed by the gloom beneath her glasses. Seems she wasn't happy she didn't place...

"Note to self..." Exsel muttered under his breath as he surveyed the carnage, shaking his head along the way, "Hide the list..."

Things were mostly back to normal as they cheerfully discussed their hopes for the future and the coming year.

~*~*~*~*~

(( Why not make this a Christmas themed skit, too? =) ))
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:29 pm


After being inactive for a very long, unexcused time, a certain orange-haired individual burst through the wall and into Kurai.

"HEYLOLWHAZZAAAAAHP!?!?" she politely inquired.

"Ugh, why do you have to be so stupid?" grumbled a voice from the hole in the wall. Luke stepped into the nice, airy room, his long, gorgeous hair neatly swishing with his steps.

Noticing the paper in Seles' hand, he snatched it from her and scanned the list of names. "Heh, I'm THIRD! ...wait, why is that emo brat ranked higher than me again?! DAMN!"

Luke threw the damned paper at Mieu and ordered him to burn it.

Curious, Mieu glanced at the rankings. "Look, Master! I'm 48th! Mieeuuuu~! ♥ "

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON THE LIST, PIG MONKEY?! YOU'RE JUST A WORHTLESS ---"

Interested by Luke's rant, Sarai came over and snagged the rankings from Mieu as Luke was attempting to impale the little animal with a chair.

"...."

She scanned the list again.

" gonk " Sarai gonk 'ed "NOOOOOOO! JOHNNY ISN'T ON HERE AND I VOTED FOR HIM TOO. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Wailing, she burst into tears and jumped out the window.

Pausing for a moment, Luke looked at the window. "...she didn't vote for me? But I'm her freaking partner! What the hell? Who the hell does she think she is voting for some...some...dude named Johnny!" the red-head ranted.

Mieu squealed.

And then, everyone was a zombie they fell back into indefinte inactivity.

stckdg
Crew


Avalith_Gale

PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:38 pm


Avalith had the blonds gathered while he perused the list.

"Good showing guys!"



#6.: Guy Cecil
#10: Emil Casagnier
#14: Stan Aileron
#15: Colette Brunel
#21: Marta Lualdi
#23: Cless Alvein
#30: Flynn Scifo
#36: Kyle Dunamis
#43: Dhaos
#47: Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear


"Good work everyone!" Colette pumped her arms.

"Headbands rock!" Cless and Stan highfived.

Mithos had stormed off mumbling something about a ******** redheaded wannabe version of himself, and some curly haired douchebags.

*more to come when its not so late, lulz*
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:38 pm


"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" Kurai asked politely too. Then she saw Mieu, remembered he was on the list, and proceeded to beat the s**t out of him. It didn't last for long, because she got bored and ended up staring at Luke's long hair. "You know, Luke, I'm only interested in you right now...because Guy's not here."

Painful truth was painful. As always, Luke was simply a substitute. SUCH IS LIFE. Such was Kurai, also, being an a**.

Rid, who was busy watching the Green team, slipped on over to his leader. "...Who did you vote for, Kurai?"

She made a retarded face, "Zelos, Guy...you...Zelos...you...Guy, Zelos. Yuri...maybe Flynn...Zelos. I think I stopped there because I got lazy. If I didn't, I would have voted for Rita and my boi Luke over here. I don't remember if Klarth got my vote this year."

Rid smiled and hugged her, "OMG, U VOTED FOR ME TWICE."

"Was Regret on the list?" She snaked her hand around Rid and then started groping his a**. ....mmmm, Rid had a nice a**.

Kurai007
Crew


Lady Arieta
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:50 pm


A crowd among the bulliton board was spotted and Arieta was a bit curious. She ran up and skimmed the list before grabbing a copy. That was until a certain person behind her snatched it away before she can even read the entire thing.

"....Hmph..."

"Uh...Leon? Your....not..angry that you made 2nd..?"

"....well I wouldn't say mad..."

"Oh I"m sorry..Irritated' she snatched the list again and skimmed it all the way down before screaming. "WHY IS JOHNNY NOT ON HERE!?!?!?!!? I VOTED FOR HIM A DOZEN TIMES!! AND WHY DID KONGMAN BEAT HIM?? WHAT THE HELL?????" after looking at the list not once, not twice but at least 5 times, her eyes landed on a certain MAIN CHARACTER and her eyes flared up "...Lloyyyyyyyyyyydddddd Irrrrvviiiinnnnggggg....." She growled, coming close to ripping the list until Leon snatched it away before she went berserk

"WHY ARE YOU STILL ON HERE?? ON THE TOP 5 NONE THE LESS!?!?! WHAT THE HELL!! HAVEN'T YOU ANNOYED PEOPLE ENOUGH YOUSTUPIDFREAKENSOCALLEDMAINCHARACTEROFAWIMP!!!! AAGHHHH!!!!"

Leon blinked and handed the list to his sister Rutee whom scanned it over as well, trying to locate her name. "H-Hey!! I'm not on here!!! Why not!?!?!"

"Gee I dont' know, probably because nobody likes yo-OW!"

Arieta came back after cooling her head off and snatched the list once more and took a long good look at it "Wow..Zelos dropped big time...OMG SO DID KRATOS!! O_O" her eyes widened, looking at the top 10 first before moving to the next 10. "hey hey! Stan's still on here biggrin WHY IS COLETTE HERE!?!?! AAGHHH!!!!" getting angry once more but once she saw Reid's name, she became chipper again "Awww, well..I voted for him a few times too but I guess he just dind't get enough points :<"

There were a few from Tales of Innocence which really impressed her...what next made her burst out in fury was the fact that Kongman had beat Judas...BY ONE RANK. She looked at Leon..then at the list "Uh..looks like your alter ego has been beaten by Kongman"

"Hmph, as long as I'm above him"

"Right..Right.."

Moving on there dind't seem to be anything else that made her freak out. She was fairly happy with whoever made it on but not exactly happy about who made it 4TH. "Oh ho ho! Suzu-chan made it on here! Ha ha..she beat her ancestor..that's kinda sad but I"m happy for her biggrin "
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:39 pm


(( I like how Zelos is sulking even though he made it pretty high. Expect him to be emo the next time we see him on a DVD, haha. ))

~*~*~*~*~

SPECIAL ALICE AND DECUS GAIDEN SPECIAL DELUXE

"Decus, you nincompoop! This is all your fault!"

Alice was stamping her foot while looking at a copy of the list tacked to the wall. She looked positively... well, not happy. She was about ready to break her fake sword thingy.

"My fault? What did I-?!" FAKE-SWORD-SLAPPED. Decus hit the ground like a stone.

"Isn't it obvious? YOU were so annoying that we weren't even OPTIONS!"

She towered over him like the demonic not-loli that she was. A vicious beating ensued, to which no one cared to stop.

~*~*~*~*~

"Ahh! I almost forgot!" Philia ran to the closet and began to drag something out of it. Perplexed, the Greens looked on. It must have been good whatever it was, considering her change in mood. Out came a giant lens that was wrapped in garland from which hung chibi Tales character ornaments.

Rutee's eyes were the size of saucers. THE FLYING KIND. Philia's hand stopped her and her words crushed her soul, "It's not real, silly. We had a tradition in Straylize Temple. Every 25th of December we would decorate a fake stone Lens and show kindness to one another through the exchanging of small gifts to honor Atamoni. It was so popular, it even spread to some of the neighboring towns."

Exsel pulled a Crono-think pose while the others played with the ornaments.

"Sounds interesting."

Seeing as the 25th was fast approaching, everyone was scrambling to think of what to get that special someone... Something a little more troubling, though similar, was on Exsel's mind. But hey, if I told you, where would the fun be in that?

~*~*~*~*~

Exsel
Captain


Daruki
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:07 pm


Daruki wandered into the room where Kurai is in the company of Farah and Kratos. Blinking once, she did not hesitate to jump her friend despite the fact that she was busy kicking Jay!Boulder.

"HAI KRIIIIII!!11!~~~ ♥♥♥" She chirped, and then noticed that she had a piece of paper which was a relaly long list of names as well.

"...OMG YOU SAW THE RESULTS. DDDD8"

"Hi Kurai! Have you seen Reid? He made it 16th! I need to congratulate him~," Farah chimed in, her hands folded behind her back as she took a cheerful glance around.

Kratos merely walked in, took a look around, and let it be instinct, boredom or simple dumb random luck, wordlessly exited in the same direction that Zelos left in - which seemed to be leading towards either the basement, ether outside. Neither Daruki nor Farah paid attention.

"IM HAPPY FOR YURI. Llolyd and Emil makes me baw. D: Luke's cool :3 and Guy is awesome 8D and[...]"

She went on for 10 minutes before she remembered something.

"...I feel bad for Zero," the bowgirl declared after a short silence. "REALLY. )))))): ...And where is he, anyway? .o."

Which is also when she noticed that Kura is gone, but eh he can take care of himself. He probably grew thirsty or went to the bathroom or something.

---

Dhaos and Suzu wandered up upon Arieta's group.

"! Oh, hello there, Arieta, Leon and... Rutee!" Suzu smiled, though she did take a moment to recall Rutee's name. Dhaos was frowning a bit because of the snippets of loud angry cries he heard before they came in. "Congratulations on being in the top 3 once again, Leon!" Suzu added, earnest.

"It's lightly baffling how little to none Destiny females made it to the list..." Dhaos mused, knowing of Philia, Rutee and Harold. Maybe Nanaly too...

"So how have you all been?" The ninja girl picked up, feeling that the mood wasn't too comfortable around here about the results.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:36 pm


((Zelos is depressed because, as always, KRATOS GETS IN HIS WAY. JUST LIKE HOW MU LA FLAGA GETS IN RAU LE CRUSET'S WAY. ALL THE TIME. /Gundam SEED reference))

Kurai stopped groping Rid's a** (amazingly, said red-haired swordsman didn't notice what his leader was doing), and turned around to greet her friend.

"DARU!" She screeched, spreading her arms so she could hug her. "And yes, the results piss me the ******** off. Then again, everything does. =O"

Rid, who was busy...no one cares, turned 45 degrees to the right and saw that he was standing near Farah. "FARAAAAAH." He...screeched, spreading HIS arms so he could hug...her. "I haven't seen you in forever."

Kurai scowled; YES, she LOVED Farah, but why the hell was Rid displaying such an abnormal amount of affection? But anyway, Daru started talking again, so Krii stopped being a b***h in her head.

"I'M HAPPY FOR YURI TOO. I HATE LLOYD, BUT EMIL'S KINDA CUTE. LUKE'S CUUL, I AGREE. AND GUY! Guy Guy Guy Guy Guy Guy <333333" So Kurai ended up being a Guy-f**, and the two women/girls/people ended up overlapping each other while they talked.

Then she was asked a question. A question that made her think.

">_> Um...Zelos? Uh...not sure. He went that way." She pointed towards the GROUND, "Or something. Seles followed him. Poor guy. =/ We could go search for Zelos if you..." Then the sage narrowed her eyes,

"Hey...hey, where's Kratos? I sensed douchebag, but I don't see him anywhere. ...Not that I really CARE or anything." She really didn't; but hey, if her ego didn't get crushed by Kratos at least ONCE a day, then, well, her day sucked.

---


Apparently, in this house, THERE WAS A BASEMENT. Quite frankly, Zelos was looking for the door that led outside.

"Quite frankly, brother, if you wanted to go outside, you could have gone straight...I'll stop." Seles sighed once Zelos sent her his "STFU b***h" face. Only without the "b***h" because Zelos luved his sister too much.

Quite frankly.

But it was a good thing this basement was furnished and s**t. So Zelos, turning a full circle once, found the PURFECT chair in which he could EMO in PERFECTLY for the rest of the DAY.

The PURFECT chair he found was a love seat, or whatever you wanted to call them. It had PIKACHU print all over it. Sure, it was SCARY, but when you're emo, PIKACHU makes you feel even WORSE.

So Zelos slipped onto the chair and curled into a ball, emoing to himself.

"...BROTHER, I WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST."
"Because you're not a main character...Seles. You're not even a secondary character. You--"
"Don't say it."
"Thi-"
"Stop right there."
"Dary."

Seles ran up the wooden stairs (tripped once) and then dashed through the door. Now Zelos could emo in PEACE.

Kurai007
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Lady Arieta
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:58 pm


Arieta and the two siblings noticed Dhaos and Suzu approached. She waved and greeted them. When Suzu had congratulated Leon for being on the top 3, he simply gave a soft hmph, and winded up with an elbow in the gutter, whom was Arieta that hit him.

"Be a little more appretateive*dont' correct me, I know its spelt wrong* you..Mo..."

Rutee nearly cried out in vein when Dhaos mentioned the fact there wasn't a whole lot of crew from Destiny that made it on there. Before Arieta went into fury mode, she quickly turned to Suzu, taking her hands into her own and shook it in a cheerful way "I forgot to congratulate you! Your not completely off the list, Suzu-chan! You beat Sheena your ancestor but I think that's wonderful!"

With that out of the way, Arieta totally turned to Dhaos and became a completly different person. "its completly unfair that Destiny has no love at all! WHY WAS KONGMAN EVEN UP THERE?? WAS HIS 'I AM A CHAMPION!!' SO MUCH OF A BIG HIT THAT EVERYONE DECIDED TO GO FOR THE MUSCLE HEAD?? SURE HIM BEING IN CHELSEA'S BODY WHILE HE WAS SAYING THAT IS CUTE BUT IT SHOULD BE CHELSEA NOT THIS FATTY MUSCLE BRAIN!!"

She took a breath, calming herself before continueing "What's more! KYLE was DEMOTED this year! I mean! I was proud when he made it up there BUT HE WAS DEMOTED!! HAROLD WASN'T EVEN UP THERE!! SERIOUSLY!! DESTINY NEEDS LOVE!!! NANALY WASN'T EVEN UP THERE AND SHE WAS A KICK-a** PERSON SO WHY DIDN'T SHE GET ANY CREDIT?? PHILIA!! IMPROVED!! A HELLUVA LOT FROM THE REMAKE BUT DID SHE GET CREDIT?? NO!! SHE GOT NONE! REALA ISN'T EVEN UP THERE EITHER AND SHE SHOULD TOTALLY GET SOME LOVE BUT I GUESS PEOPLE ARE OH SO TOO FANZY ABOUT SOME OF THESE BOYS THATTHEY DON'T 'GIVE A RATS a** ABOUT THE GIRLS!! WHAT DISAPPOINTED ME MORE WAS THE FACT THAT JOHNNY WASN'T EVEN UP THERE!!! JOOHHNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Finally finishing her rant, she started to sob "A-And whats worst...Lloyd is up on the top 5....! AAAAHAAA!!!!!!" that last sentence broke it and she was on the ground, curled up to her knees sobbing.

((Yes yes, this is my actual reaction to the entire thing XD! I'm still iffy about it but meh WHY WASN'T CHALU A VOTABLE CHARACTER?? ;-;!! I SO WANTED TO VOTE FOR HIM crying !!! CHALUUUU~! ))
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:51 pm


"ME NEITHER!~ How are you DOING?" Farah cheerfully responded, and trapped Reid in a bear hug strong enough to make SEVERAL of his bones crack (the noise, they didn't actually break. ...we think)

"Eh, these people can take care of themselves. Want some fruit punch? ♪" She continued, taking out the pitcher that was miraculously still full that Farah made earlier. "IT'S A HEALTHY DOSE OF VITAMINS C. :'DDDD"

---

Suzu just shrugged off Leon's reaction; it's how he was. Maybe he'd have graced her with a small smile if he came out first, but apparently Yuri Lowell was the new number one. She has heard many things about this new main, but unfortunately they had yet to meet him... Maybe someday.

She just blinked, sweatdropped and took a few steps back when Arieta exploded, though. S-she's really upset by this... ;;;

And admittedly even Dhaos felt a little awkward and disturbed.

"...It's very unfortunate. My condolences."

He really didn't know what else to say. It sounded polite. ...Then again, he didn't really care about that poll... but someone obviously did.

---

"That's quite a chair you're sitting on," came a dry voice, and Kratos followed a few seconds later, watching Seles disappear at the end of the hallway before coming down.

"Upset by the results?" He continued, actually sounding neutral (as in not taunting or mocking or douchebaggy) as he came closer and watched the somewhat sorry pile of redhead chosen, curled up like a kitten on the bright yellow Pikachu chair.

You still look ridiculous like that. He was kind enoughto not say it out loud.

"...You really shouldn't let it faze you too much," he finally added, a bit awkwardly as he realized what he was doing - telling Zelos Wilder to not mind a popularity contest. ... He must be slipping. Then again, it's as warm as words of comfort can get, coming from someone like him.

...Maybe he should suggest a drink. There's probably a cellar here somewhere...

Daruki
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Kurai007
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:28 pm


Seles witnessed Arieta's breakdown and then slipped off into the kitchen to shove some Choco-cake down her throat.

Rid died in Farah's arms...that sounded romantic, but okay. But when she brought out that fruit punch, he was instantly revived and whipped out a cup from his manpurse. "Yes please! <333 Oh Farah, you're so awesome! And I'm doing FINE! <333"

Kurai was busy eating french fries.

---


"I'm not sitting." Zelos muttered back; but, since his face was currently covered by his own arms, it came out all muffled. He realized that and turned around, facing Kratos. He made a face, "I'm sure YOU'RE happy about them. Then again, you probably don't care"

Then he sent a "=/" face at Kratos' words, turned around so that he was facing the chair again and muttered: "Leave me alone so I can piss and moan in peace, Kratos."

...Then he started to P/M. And it consisted of this: "Freakin' Luke, freakin' YOU. ...I wonder if Kurai voted for me...yeah, I bet she did. Ehhhhh."
PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:07 pm


"O_o!!!!!! AFHFEAFEA" After having a cake shoved down her throat Arieta managed to chew it all then swallow it. She caught a few breath before returning to her normal non-upset self.

"Though I do wonder..what did I do to get kicked off the ranks?"

"Because your annoying and Tales of Destiny Remake You and Stan were considered a p-OW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" He screamed, facing his sister whom seemed EXTREMLY pissed about what he was about to say.

Arieta felt a sweat roll down her cheek. She stood up and greeted Seles like the normal person that she was back to. "Heya Seles! How you been?"

(( Short post, also cause i'm the middle of WoE Ragnarok Online XD! ))

Lady Arieta
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Kurai007
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:36 pm


Seles stared at Arieta, wondering why that woman had eaten her whole cake. She turned, opened up the fridge and took out some ice-cream cake so she could eat it all by herself.

After stabbing in a knife and cutting a huge a** slice, Seles looked up, "Oh, I'm fine, you? ...Actually, my brother's being emo right now and it kinda hurts seeing him all sad."

That's when her cellphone started to ring, and she picked it up.

"Hello?"
"Stop being a f**, Seles."

Seles turned 23 degrees to the west, and there was Kurai, on her phone, staring at her. ...They were about twenty feet away from each other.

"Why are you calling me?"
"I heard you talking about Zelos. Where is he?"
"How can you hear me from that distance?"
"..."
"Kurai?"

She watched as Kurai put down the phone and went back to staring at Daruki.

...
...
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