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| Mcdonalds! |
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| Sporks rule! |
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| Go Hitler! ...I mean Nate. |
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 Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:10 pm
Because we're almost nothing without it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:31 pm
Hey Kevin, how about you post the events of the last war?
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:59 pm
Mcdonalds.....yum... -drool-
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:03 pm
...Jesus is the big man upstairs and all....but then again...thos french fries sure are tasty...
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:09 pm
I feel bad for Jesus...... he died for us...... he doesn't have a day of the week for worship........ and his dad's a control freak. whee xd xp 3nodding wink
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:11 pm
-] Kurisu [- I feel bad for Jesus...... he died for us...... he doesn't have a day of the week for worship........ and his dad's a control freak. whee xd xp 3nodding wink jah man..but the fries....man...
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:15 pm
Jesus rules! he's like..... my favorite deity.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:16 pm
Ronald sits atop his throne of human flesh and skulls.
R: "Bring me Hitler."
Minion: "But my lord, Hitler is gone. When Satan pulled that prank where he tried to see how many pineapples he could stuff up the old Kaiser's a-"
R: "Silence!"
M: "Yes master..."
R: "Get me Hitler's second in command. The only one with power rivaling his..."
M: "No! You can't mean?!"
R: "Yes. Nate Grey."
M: "Y-yes.... m-my lord..."
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:25 pm
Jesus: "No! Look, father, the demons have sided with the most diabolical human on earth!"
God: "You can't mean..."
Jesus: "Nate Grey..."
God: "..."
Jesus: "Father, what should we do?"
God: "Get me someone who can defeat Nate...."
Jesus: " sweatdrop Uhh... I don't know anyone who can..."
God: " stare What are you, the savior of mankind or what? Get somebody!"
Jesus: "I could... no... not him..."
God: "Who? Who is this man you speak of?"
Jesus: "He and his followers are not exactly the most pious followers of your Will, father..."
God: "I see. He will have to do. Nate must be defeated."
Meanwhile, in my house, I'm sitting on the couch with the regular people around me, and my phone rings.
K: "Hello?"
Anonymous voice: "My son, you have been chosen to lead a holy crusade against the evils plaguing this earth."
K: " neutral What in the ******** are you talking about?"
Jesus: "I am Jesus, and you must help me to destroy Nate, prince of darkness!"
K: "I thought you hated me, man?"
J: "Who says I don't? stare "
K: " rolleyes Right, can we just get this over with?"
J: "I'll call you back..."
K: "Seeya."
Kevin: "Who was that?"
K: "On old friend of mine. You know, the one that's always been trying to smite me? So like, I had to give up religion to keep from being smitten."
Kevin: "You mean smoten."
K: "Right."
-End part 1-
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Avatar of Retribution Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:00 pm
xd xd xd LMAO xd xd xd and im not there why?!! crying gonk jk
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:15 pm
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Avatar of Retribution Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:20 pm
*mock bow* Thank you, thank you. Now Kevin wants to do Part II.
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