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a_broken_soul_4_life Captain
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 Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:37 am
Okay there are fantasy storys, then there are love storys. Acction storys and sad storys. But what about OUR life story? Well now it has a chance. Post the funniest storys you can remember that has happened to you here and enjoy the other funny storys..... When there are some that is lol.
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:43 am
Ok when me and my cousin get together we become rednecks, we get really stupid and find ways to have fun. One day we noticed that the strat cat population was quite high around the neighborhood. So being the good citzens we are, we gathered most of the cats together and took one of my cousin's dad's golf clubs. We trapped the cats in cages then we let them go and we chased them with the golf club and tried to hit them over the fence. We missed alot because cats are fast, but we did manage to hit 5 cats, one even made it over the fence ^.^
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a_broken_soul_4_life Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:58 am
Oooooooohhhhhhh omen that's so meeeeeaaannnn!!!!
Okay heres mine. When I was about 2 or 3 years of I went to Disney land and I saw Donled Duck there and I just tryed to stop him so I could get his signiture. Well little did I know the tail that I was holding on to was ripping and I tore his tail right off. He ran back in and like about an hour later he comes back out with body gardes serounding him.
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:05 am
At least I did not rip off donald duck's tail
When I was 3 I decided I did not want to stay at my daycare, so I asked the teacher if I could leave. Me and her never liked each other, she felt intimidated by me (No joke this lady was intimidated by a 3 year old -.-) So she said "Yes go" Or something along those lines. I left and was on my way back home, when my mom arrived at the day care center to pick me up the day care lady told my mom what had happened and said that I snuck out and ran away. My mom called the police and they found me before I could get on the train to get home. (Yea at the time I was headed in the right direction)
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FiniteParadox Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:32 pm
When me and omen where in 5th grade he almost punched a girl named Gabby so the teacher moved him sorta across from mine and there was this pole in the middle of the classroom and he said "You know there is a pole between us." We cracked up and we've been best friends ever since
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:20 pm
Lol I remember that itachi, I should have punched her it would have been for the best.
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a_broken_soul_4_life Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:18 am
Now now boys. Play nice with the kitties XD
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:38 am
Hey Aj she deserved to get hit and probably a little more ^.^ twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:26 am
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.
The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.
Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.
The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
And yes it has nothing to do with me. I'll post something about me later. I just had to get a funny random one in here.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:03 pm
Nice story, although I know a website where you can find the most hillarious fatalities.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:53 pm
Thank you Omen, I know a website as well.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:13 pm
Darwin arwards? That is what I use, funnier than hell ^.^
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:19 pm
No, that's not it. I used jokes.com but probably not funnier then Darwin Awards.
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