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Ash Badguy Faust

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:30 pm


taste the salt of my tears
take the wealth of my years
singing in the millennium with you


Prologue:

"BAKAAAHHH!!! what did you think was gonna happen when you bumped into a 6 ton steel ball in the pinball exhibit at the museum???" Gerakuma cursed Ash's name as the both of them ran as fast as they could from the finely polished rolling mass.

How was I supposed to know it wasn't hollow? who makes a giant pinball anyway??"
The two of them were blurs running the downhill slopes toward the residential district of aekea town. they ran through an intersection as quickly as they could, passing by PQ.

"was that a giant pinball chasing them?" she asked herself. The robot dog companion in the passenger seat crooked its head confused.

Jet sounds could be heard over head as Slash raced toward them in full speed gear. He jet between the two panicked runners and grappled the 6 ton mass trying to slow it down. GeraKuma and Ash exchanged looks before aiding Slash. The large mass had too much momentum for just slash alone, as sparks sprayed from his boots scraping the ground, as well as the metal to metal contact with his hands and the giant pinball.
The newly rebuilt and reformed Gerakuma fired her back thrusters in effort to decrease the momentum. behind the trio the concussion sounds of a bazooka could be overheard. the ground froze and caught the slowing pinball bringing it to a stop. The hot metal combined with the freezing cold liquid nitrogen payload on the projectile caused steam to billow up in the air. Ash turned around to see PQ lighting up a long drag and sighed as the nicotine rush hit her. The bazooka slung over her shoulder, the barrel still fresh from the discharge. she pocketed the silver lighter with an aekea flag painted on the side and took another puff of her long cigarette.

"I go out of town for like, a month, and i come back to find you guys running amok of the place. I swear its almost as if you guys NEED a baby sitter,"

Ash gave her a blank stare.

"how do you smoke with that mask?" he asked

"How do you manage to tip over a 6 ton pinball at a museum?" she replied.

"HANG ON GUYS, I'MA COMMIN!!!!!" yelled Nenianos as she drove like a madman in her compact car. she hit the brakes hard causing them to lock up. she jerked the steering wheel causing her to slide into a 180, backing into Ash with her bumper. She hopped out of the car in full tactical combat gear ready to stop the pinball threat from destroying the residential district.

"alright, now wheres this problematic pinball???" she looked around and saw that it was encased in ice.

"oh hey crisis averted," she laughed nervously rubbing the back of her head with her hand. hey umm, what was that bump I hit?" she looked around to see Ash inlay in a brick wall. His eyes spun as he drooled, temporarily retarded from the impact.

"OH NO ASH I'M SOOOO SORRY!!"

"it's okay, I'm fluffy," he replied in a Stitch voice.


resolutions for show
old ways don't seem to know
singing in the millennium with you
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:52 am


Each Crew member will be posting their own chronicle, explaining how they got to Aekea.
These stories will be written by the actual crew members themselves, I'll get to have a break so I can write up "The Mole".

Please support our crew members during this time, the fact that they are willing to do this is brilliant!

neonlj
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Ash Badguy Faust

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:30 pm


taste the salt of my tears
take the wealth of my years
singing in the millennium with you




bump


resolutions for show
old ways don't seem to know
singing in the millennium with you
PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:59 pm


Haha!! This story makes me sound well kickass!!!

Nenianos


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:09 pm


awesome!i like it
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:23 am


Ash has left us for The Mechanical Children.

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