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muscular killing pie Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:19 pm
ok not really a contest or anything.....
just have fun and trade jokes and stuff!
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:40 am
(not a "yo mama" joke, but still funny)
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
(you should post some too pie) xd
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muscular killing pie Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:41 pm
yo mamma sooooooo fat she jumped and got stuck in the air!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:00 pm
Yo Mama is so hariy Chewbaca said damn...........
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:21 pm
Fire Rock Angel Yo Mama is so hariy Chewbaca said damn........... lol rofl
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:50 pm
When yo mamma wears a yellow rain coat and walks down the street all the little kids are following her saying and yelling....
WAIT....BUS!!!
WAIT...I AM COMING!!!
WAIT BUS DRIVER!!!
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muscular killing pie Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:46 pm
oh thats it!
yo mamma sooooo tall and fat that when she went to Japan in a green jump suite every one ran screaming "GODZILA!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:58 pm
Here's a couple I found:
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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muscular killing pie Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:43 am
yo mamma soo fat that when she steps on a scale it gives me my phone number!
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:22 pm
Yo Momma is so fat that when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing we are family...
edit by pie I beleive it says "we are family even though your fatter than me!"
xD
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:55 pm
yo mamma sooo fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE
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muscular killing pie Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:17 pm
Yo mamma so hairy,the only language she speaks is wooky
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:12 pm
yo mamma sooo old she sat next to jesus in the third grade!
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muscular killing pie Vice Captain
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