Chip
Kitsu
William
Kitsu: *practicing her violin, her tongue sticking out in concentration*
Chip: *walking around, hears a violin. starts walking towards it*
Kitsu: *face is a little scrunched up now, still concentrating hard on the music*
Chip: *peaks his head out from behind a tree and sees Kitsu. closes his eyes and listens to her play*
Kitsu: *finally stops and grins, giggling* Yay! I finally got it right!
William: -just happens to be out because I was thinking about him today- ... -scoff-
Chip: *claps* ^^ That was great!
Kitsu: *sees Chip and pounces on him* CHIPPY!
William: -staring at Chip and Kitsu- Disgusting
Kitsu: *ears twitch at Will's voice and she looks at him, then makes a face by pulling her lips with her fingers* Nyaaah, you're just jealous!
Chip: *is pounced and laughs* Hey Kitsu! *looks over at William* Oh... hello? ^^;
Will: Why would I be jealous of you and your... -looks Chip over, criticizing every inch of him- ...Friend. -glares- Hello
Kitsu: *grins* cuz he gets something every night that you don't *pulls Chip close to her by his scarf and nuzzles her nose to his*
Chip: *feeling kinda uncofortable with WIlliam there so puts on a smile and just goes with it. nuzzles back Kitsu*
Kitsu: *giggles and gives Chip's nose a little n***
William: ...Right, right. Those are my exact feelings. -looks disgusted-
Chip: *ear twitches and he turns bright red. looks over at William, then at Kitsu, and back and forth between them*
Kitsu: *laughs at Will's reaction* Well, how are you anyways, it's been one heck of a long time since I last saw you. *leaning into Chip, content and happy*
William: I have been terrible, just terrible. I've been lonely and hateful and now, now this disgusting display of public affection is obstructing my view of, what would be, a lovely landscape. But you, you've just ruined it all. -yawns- Oh, I grew, which was rather convenient. But even you should be smart enough to notice.
Kitsu: *looks up at Chip curiously, wondering why he's so quiet, then looks back at Will* Yeah... but your buzz cut makes you look like a monkey with really long ears *has to poke fun at him for something in return for all the making fun of he's done for her*
Chip: *not liking William*
William: I rather like it, actually. It's much more manageable then the long hair I had before I came here. I imagine, with your disgusting locks, that it's hard to manage. I bet you have rats residing in such a mop. -glares at Chip- And who the hell is this, by the way? He looks more like a monkey than I. But, you two do look rather cute together. I'm anxiously anticipating the inbred children you will have. How many fingers do you suppose they'll get? Six? Seven?
Kitsu: *laughs, used to the teasing and the harrasment of Will* Well, at least I can have kids, unlike you, I bet you're as barren as a mule! And stubborn like one too! *smiles up at Chip* Will, this is Chip, Chip, this is WIlliam.
William: I already have a kid, thank you very much. And, honestly, I would much rather be barren than birth offspring that I'll have to euthanize because they're too deformed to function properly and live. -sticks his hand out at Chip- Nice to meet you, F@ckface.
Kitsu: *sweatdrops and laughs nervously, looking apologetically to Chip*
William: Don't look so apologetic, swine. That's the first sign of an abusive relationship, you know. -leans in close to her- He's not beating you, is he?
Chip: *feels himself shrinkinf under Kitsu and away form William. doesn't understand how she can take all that and not get upset. looks up at William, almost a little afraid until the comment. glares, and sits up* I would never lay a hand on her if it was not what she wanted.
Kitsu: *pokes WIll hard with her violin bow* Be nice, Chip wouldn't ever harm me. I don't think he's even capable of holding such thoughts.
William: -stares at the violin bow- You better be careful, woman, those things are expensive. -glares at Chip- You're right, he doesn't. You're probably the one beating him. What a terrible person you are, you truly deserve to rot.
Chip: *stand up and continues to glare at William* Stop saying such cruel things to her
Kitsu: *smiles up at CHip* It's fine, honey, I'm used to it; it's just how Will is.
Chip: *pouts* But that's not right...
William: -mumbles something mean under his breath-
Kitsu: *smiles, then kisses Chip softly* You're so sweet... I'm glad it's you I'm with; thank you.
William: -watches Kitsu and Chip, kind of wishing Daviegh was here- ... -ears droop and frowns-
Chip: *kinda glares at William before kinda smiling*
Kitsu: *purrs a little, then blinks, seeing Will's reaction* Hey now, Will's not allowed to be all mopy! What's wrong?
Will: Your boyfriend is upsetting me. Make him stop.
Chip: *blinks* What?
Kitsu: *sweatdrops* Erm, sorry, Will? *doesn't really know what Chip did either*
William: You're lying, I can tell. -folds his wings around him to hide his face, and makes sort of fake crying noises, though they're sort of believable- Why does everyone lie to me?
Chip: *just blinks, not really buying it*
Kitsu: *pushes her hand through his wings and pokes Will right on his nose* Oh shush, you big fat faker... 'sides, it's not nice to guilt trip your friend.... *sticks out her tongue with that same goofy, clueless smile* B'sides, you know that you're a close friend, and nothing's going to change that!
William: -whimpers and peeks out, actually managing to make a few tears fall- Really?
Kitsu: *grins and pounces on him, wrapping her arms and legs around him and laughing* Of course! *tugs gently on his wings* You're one of a kind, Will! *acting just like a little kid at this point*
William: -whimpers and pulls his wings together tighter, sobbing- You're lying! -is actually pretty happy and grinning rather sadistically under his wings, since he's got the attention now-
Chip: *ear twitches as he feels a slight twinge of envy toward William at this moment in time*
Kitsu: .... *huffs, lets go of Will's wings, gets off of him, digs her feet into the ground, grabs him around with her arms, lifts him up, and back drops him* KYAH!
Chip: *ear twitches again* ... *sits down*
William: -blinks, lying on the ground and stares at the sky- ...
Kitsu: *dusts herself off, giggles, then walks over and glomps Chip, purring loudly* Teehee! <3
Chip: *blinks and blushes*
Kitsu: *purring even louder, happy*
William: -stands up, glaring at Kitsu-
Chip: *smiles and gives Kitsu a hug*
Kitsu: *snuggles into Chip and whispers in his ear* May I invite Will for dinner?
William: -still glaring, his fists clenched and his ears pinned back- ...
Chip: *blinks* eh?
Kitsu: .... *looks over at Will, then back to Chip* Please? I know he's an attention whore and all... but he's a good friend
William: Yeah. -grins creepily and stares at Chip- A good friend
Chip: *folds his ears back* I guess he can come over... But I'm staying in the room...
Kitsu: *kisses Chip's cheek* Thanks, love *grins to Will* So how about it, wanna come over for some free food?
William: -snaps out of his funk and nods- Whatever. -doesn't care about the food, just wants to see their living quarters-
Chip: *shifts*
Kitsu: *gives CHip's ear a gentle n** and smiles to Will* Heehee, that got you out of your mood. Glad to have the sadistic, butt hole I've grown to like back *being snarky about his personality in a teasing way*
William: -feigns interest- Mnhm. -yawns and stretches out his wings- Can we go now? I'm hungry. Though, I doubt your cooking is anything special.
Kitsu: *laughs* Actually... I don't cook much unless it involves making stew. I tend to burn things.... except for desserts for some bizzar reason....
William: -looks over to Chip- F@ckface, what can you cook?
Chip: I'm not f@ckface... And I can't cook... At all.
Kitsu: *laughs softly, rubbing the back of her head nervously*
William: -stares at Chip, smirks, and leans close to him- You're cute.
Kitsu: *blinks, then crosses arms* Hey, Wiiiiiill *wining voice* He's miiiiine!
Chip: *pouts* I don't know weather to take that as a complement or an insult, coming from you
William: -smirks, looks over to Kitsu, and randomly kisses her cheek, but in an entirely friendly and partially menacing way, then wraps an arm around both of their shoulders- Which way is it, darlings?
Kitsu: *blinks, a little confused, then laughs* This way, Will *starts leading the way to their place*
Chip: *twitches an ear, and continues to pout. doesn't know if he'd rather deal with William's arm around his shoulder now, or knock it off and get an earful about it later.*
William: -smirks at Chip and snuggs him- Don't look so disappointed, kid.
Chip: ... *for some reason, getting somewhat used to William.*
Kitsu: *smiles to Chip, making sure to make a note to make it up to him later*
Chip: *glances at Kitsu and smiles back*
William: Now, you two are really quite lovely. F@face and the B!tch! Can you imagine? Inviting someone like me to dinner
Kitsu: Oh, I know! What were we thinking, right? *laughing*
William: -looks back and fourth from Chip and Kitsu- Do either of you have any smokes?
Chip: ... Could you please not call us that though since we are giving you food? *blank stare* No. No smoking
William: Right, right. Sorry Chipper. It's habit. -says this sort of awkwardly and pats his shoulder- Good, good. I'm glad, it's bad for you. You'll get tar in your lungs and you'll die a slow and horrible death. Say, you know, this is the time when people have ant problems. They'll find them crawling all over their kitchens. And you know what they'll do?!
Kitsu: *laughs as they get to a small cabin and opens the door* Well, here we are.....
William: -looks the door over, like it's going to eat him, and then cautiously steps inside-
Chip :*goes along* What will they do? *looks at the cabin and smiles at Kitsu* Would you liek me to hold open the door for you? *smiles*
William: -looks around the house and then back to Chip- They murder them in cold blood.
Kitsu: *smiles warmly to them* I'll go make some ramen. You guys make yourself comfortable
William: -flops down on the nearest seating surface-
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