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dont leave the 1 ya luv for the 1 ya lyk coz the 1 u lyk will leave u 4 the 1 they luv. Tnight ur tru love will realise how much they luv u, between 2nite and 2morrow sumfin amazing will happen 2 u if you pass this on to 20 ppl in the nxt 5 mins. If u break da chain u will have bad luv life for the rest of ur life. If u get this it means ur hot

if you agree. repost and make the subject " the truth about girls"

and if u dont repost this your going to turn into a boy over night

hahaha

Whoever ruins this
will be single
and your boobs/p***s
will shrink
for the next 4 yrs....

Okay, so on the news yesterday there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between the girl and her boyfriend. this is how is went

Sandy: Fred, are you gonna come over tomorrow to meet my mom, because she reaally wants to meet u.

Fred: Of course, honey. I know how much this meens to you. When should I come over?

Sandy: Maybe six...Hey Fred, what's that tapping sound?

Fred: What? I don't here nething. It's prolly just in ur head, sweetheart.

Sandy: Quit joking aroound, Fred, stop making that noise. It's getting louder.

Fred: I don't joke, you know that. I love you too much 2 joke.

Sandy: It's starting to hurt my ears I cant beleive
you dont here that! What? there's someone at the door, be right back.

Fred: Hey, honney.

Fred was at the door, holding a cell phone and a hatchet. He slaugtered Sandy and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too.

If u don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Sandy will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and kill you until ur dead. the last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost this with the title why sex hurts for girls

xd xd

I GOT THAT ONE DEAD BUTTERFLYYY!!!

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when
you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for
the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world
when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends,
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his
friends and says,".....that's her." If you open this you have to pass it,
guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your
life!!!!!!.............If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend if
you have a lot of love for someone....copy and send this to your whole
list...in 5 minutes your true love will call or message you. You have just
been DEATHWISHED. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like
you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could
be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break
this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most
important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry
on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress...be very careful,
(COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD) Have a beautiful week and hope
its full of love

>> >>Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
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>> >>slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
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>> >>was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
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>> >>When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
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>> >>chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God
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>> >>Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary
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>> >>fell back to sleep.
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>> >>A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
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>> >>But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
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>> >>the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the
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>> >>teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
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>> >>
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>> >>Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to
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>> >>Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed
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>> >>her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick
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>> >>that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
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>> >>
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>> >>The Teacher fainted.

dont laugh at this...jus try it!
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start thinking something you really really want

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You have just been visited by Dr.MR.T . He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.


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repost this with the title "i got expelled from school!!" to thro people off.... within 2 minutes. If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Match you're color with your relationship. If you don't repost this you will not have a gf/bf until you're 43 2,568, seriously!!
(don't believe this crapppppppp [more p's for more crappppppiness])

Red - Taken and dedicated.
Green - Taken and breaking up.
Blue - Single & like someone.
Purple - Heartbroken.
Black - Taken and cheating on someone.
White - Single and not loving it, and not really hating it.
Yellow - Single and loving it.
Pink - Single and hating it.
peach - its complicated