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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:32 am
It's more than the fact that Canadian chicks kick arse. Canadian English ends all arguments if they even get started. They also have a taste that is unique you'll never meet a Canadian "valley girl". Working even for minimum wage means that you're still a human being. You're a looser simply because you're not in the Fortune 500 in America, Canadians see the reverse, you have to have character instead of a bulging portfolio. A pimp is not something to be admired and calling your girl a "ho" should get you smacked upside the head at least with a Canadian girl. If you like Rush then you have something to talk about when you're out of ideas for breaking the ice. If you have a day planner mark down the important dates in your relationship, and forget the flowers get chocolate bars. Remeberance day is the only time you need any floral sense whatsoever, or just buy a poppy pin and say something nice like thanking the veteran for their service. If you don't eat poutine and can't stand the sight of it, then you shouldn't go into McDonald's either as it is far more unhealthy. Moreover, Canadian women like at least one sport and it doesn't have to be hockey. So when I say that calling a Canadian girl your mate is a pun, know that it's meant as the most sincere of compliments. heart
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