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 Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:08 pm
Don't read this unless you wish to join in on our tomfoolery and/or need a good laugh. This is a thread of God-modding for personal amusement, and has no coralation to the actual happenings of Anthelos. (Correction, no effect on Anthelos but may have links to what's been happening there.)
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Tormented Sage rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:18 pm
Sage locks eyes with Patha and gives the signal for battle! Sage Rushes at Patha with a clenched fist and yells out, "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:23 pm
Patha swiftly warps behind his foolish foe and cooly replies
"paper" followed by him throwing 9001 paper ninja stars at the tormented sage.
(ITS OVER 9000)
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:51 pm
As Patha was already behind him and he coincidentally had eaten a beef-been borrito earlier that morning he took out some flint, made a spark, and released. Nearly instantaneously all of the little paper ninjas were set aflame, the amount of air between each of those little ninjas, who sadly met a terrible fate, was enough to set up a chain reaction similar to that seen when the right amount of air to sawdust becomes flammable. The scorching but flames reached Patha quickly enough to set his precious red cloak alight. Distracting him long enough for Sketch to get behind him and attach a kick-me sign to Patha with instant hardening God-glue. strong enough to keep even the god of war from breaking whatever it may bind.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:41 pm
((YOU BURNT MY CAPE YOU b*****d.))
LITTLE DID SKETCH KNOW THAT IT WAS ONLY A DUMMY! the real patha was sitting on a hill in the distance.... WITH A SNIPER RIFLE. suddenly a bullet was whizzing at sketch.
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:12 pm
(Are there guns in the time period that Anthelos occers in?)
Sketch turns towards the incoming bullet and catches it in a way to impress even Chuck Norris... IN HIS BELLY-BUTTON! The awesomeness of the act persuaded Chuck to fight on Sketches side, at least for the duration of the attack. Chuck lifted a nearby mountain and threw it at Patha, as it flew by Sketch jumped on top of it along with the worlds fastest and best blacksmith and his forge. As the blacksmith proceeded to make thousands upon thousands of the best weapons in the world within the 20 seconds it took for the mountain to reach Patha, Sketch had them imbued with his determination to defeat Patha. As the mountain landed upon Patha and he Destroyed it with a single punch it took up his power and left him in a slightly weakened state. The thousands of weapons imbued with my might rained down upon Patha along with the mountain, spearing through him and leaving him immobile. Sketch walks up to Patha and accidentally trips over his own weapon! the foolish noob known as sketch fell on a sword, which flung from its postition and freed patha who stood up and laughed. Patha walks up to the poor guy and places a hat on his head with super god glue.the hat read "i am a foolish noob and there is no way i can ever beat patha at anything because he is made of awesome and i fail". sketch completely agreed with patha and became his b***h.HAHA DISREGARD THAT NO COMPLETELY REGARD IT PATHA IS MY LORD AND MASTERNot to be outdone Sketch uses his vast connections to undo the damage of the modded-modded-godmodded thread and shakes his head in disappointment.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:27 am
I am the largest douchebag in the known universe.
In addition to the unchartable depths of my epic failure, I even went so low as to use a higher power to win in a paltry game, as always. And in the process, destroyed a perfectly good piece of writing by behaving as if I were on Four-chan. God have pity on my useless soul, for naught else can do it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:51 pm
o.o first time I've seen someone godmod a godmo thread... sort of disturbing, actually...
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:53 pm
I'm dieing of laughter irl right now.
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:57 am
well, he kinda had to. after chuck norris you can't really come back from that. but seriously patha, it's god modding you can type anything you want to to change things around IN YOUR OWN POST. be as creative as I am, and even I'll accept a couple of defeats here... only to come back the next day with a giant mech or something.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:17 pm
((ha ha, yea im just bad at godmodding.))
Patha pulls out a chicken and throws it at Sage.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:33 pm
(just take it as that day's loss, that we retreated to our respective corners of the giant boxing ring we call this thread's infinite world, and that we came back the next day for a new round of stupidity.)
Sketch gets whacked in the face and stands dumbstruck long enough for Patha to pants him... But then Patha stands in awe of what hangs before him and runs away. Only to come back with his woman as an offering for it's awesomeness.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:47 pm
but when his women looked at it she laughed, and pants patha whos tool was at least three times the size of the sages. Patha then laughed and banged his women and sages mom
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:53 pm
Then patha faints from the blood loss to his brain and his girl then sighs and comes back to me. Patha regains concousness and bangs Sketch's mom... and gets AID's
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