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ALRIGHT EVERYBODY. LAMENESS UNITE!!!!!
  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  w00t!
  *Blinks*
  lol im jsut here for sum goldz
  Yup, we're bored.
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Team_Farleyambient158
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:47 pm


[[For the record: THIS ISN'T NICK WHO'S TYPING THIS.]]

It's an almost peaceful morning in downtown Yourmomtropolis, just like any other morning in a radioactive city where the laws of gravity, motion, logic and decency simply do not work the way most other folks would be accustomed to. Despite the total chaos, there's still been a strange air of balance in this city, paradoxally...until now.

Radio Alarm Clock: "WAKE THE ******** UP, BITCHES. s**t'S GOING DOWN BIGTIME UP IN DIS--."

...Why yes, the alarm clock did just explode; at least some things are still normal.

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RULES HOMG

1. This is by no means a long-term RP. [/obvious]

2-157. This is a totally random RP devised solely for ultra lulz. Character-wise, do whatever. Use yourself as a person, use your RP characters, use any other random popular characters or whatever else you can think of. Use as many characters as you want, just do whatever. Post size can be whatever you feel like, too.

158. If you're not insane, this probably isn't the place for you. : F
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:21 pm


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

News Broadcaster: -ke up, denizens of Yourmomtropolis! It's time to MAKE SOMETHING OF YOUR PATHETIC, DONKEY ******** LIVES AT SPRING BREAK. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Christopher: The Original ******** Gentleman: Why, I do say that today seems particularly ******** lovely, thus, I must venture out! *walks outside the- DUNNANANANANANANA METALWALKINGCYCLERIFF NANA NANA NANA -and ends up in next to Nick. Cue pose of drawn out surprise*

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Team_Farleyambient158
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:43 pm


Nick: *Looking at the sky, grumbling something about the stupid alarm clock not even being plugged in* .....The clouds look positively green today...Sweet. *Gets on motorcycle to go grocery shopping and and-- CUE WALKING CYCLE RIFF DUNNANANANA --falls off head first before hitting the ignition*

Safety b***h: Good thing he was wearing a helmet! *Lightning bolt'd all KFC style*
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:51 pm


Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: *lack of shock and awe; 100% retainment of donut. Commence eating-* Let me ******** help you, good sir! *-now*

Motorcycle: RUUUUUUM RUUU- *MIGHTY ******** MORPHIN' TIME*

- Motorcycle evolves into... -

A SCHOOL BUS ( +158 edutainment points )

A SCHOOL BUS: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO, "GET THE ******** ON, BITCHES"

Hasani Khulu
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Team_Farleyambient158
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:07 pm


!!

LEVEL THE HELL UP

LVL: -7

LEVEL UP BONUS: +5 EPIPOWER

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Nick: ...Whatever that is-- Hey, a school bus! I've never seen one on a Saturday before...*Walks around to the back, looks at licence plate*

"FL1HELL"
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:12 pm


...

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Wild FREAKOFNATUREINATRASHCAN ********, a.k.a. CAP'N OBVIOUS: *FALCON PUNCH*

Well.. That's random.

SKELETOR:

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R.O.F.N., a.k.a. CAP'N OBVIOUS: *pats Skeletor* It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Hijiinx

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Hasani Khulu
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:33 pm


Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: Okay, IT'S TIME TO CACAHUATE-

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Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: *jumps aboard the "A SCHOOL BUS" mid-facial spasm* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. CACAHUATE-

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A SCHOOL BUS: BEEP BEEP MBEEP BEEP YEAH *runs over Nick*
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:51 pm


THE PREZ: YOU, THERE.

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THE PREZ: YES, YOU. YOU WITH THE--

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THE PREZ: STOP RUNNING OVER STUFF. WE'RE IN AN ECOMONIC CRISES HERE, AND LAWSUITS AREN'T GONNA HELP ANYTHING...NOR THE EXCESSIVE USE OF IMAGES.

Nick: ...Wow, you know ******** Y'ALL YAAAAAAAAAA-

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*Shot*

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Hasani Khulu
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:25 pm


Disembodied Voice: I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, OBA-owaitasecond

UNPREZ: ******** IT. HEY YOU, UP THERE [INTHEPOSITIONTHATWASSUPPOSEDTOBEMI-*shot*].

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THE PREZ: lol up der? [/WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW- *shot*]

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UNPREZ: YES YOU. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU-

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THE PREZ: HOLY FLIPPIN' FRIED CHICKENS AT A KOOL-AID PARTY, THIS IS SRS BSNSS. I SUPPOSE IT'S TIME FOR-

THE [hardly] INTERNATIONAL SUPERLEAGUE OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
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THE UNPREZ/PREZ: AND AWAY WE-

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Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: Did anyone feel two bumps, one being slightly more influential than the other?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:16 pm


Rorobyn da WAL-MART: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- waitwhat? Bumps?

... *points at the blur of the passing road sign* NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU?
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THAT s**t'S NORMAL, ******** me and s**t- WHERE THE HELL WAS I?

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE- *banstomps the bus driver into an alternate realizty (*thatemoticon*) a week and two days from now*
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THE SCHEDULE'S BEEN CHANGED ******** src="https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y242/Taicho/movie stars of awesome/124.jpg" class="user_img" alt="User Image" />

WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALD'S.
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Hijiinx

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Hasani Khulu
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:07 am


[I bring to you MOTHERFU- I mean, good jerks, a story; one with drama, action, and romance.]
[BUT FIRST-]

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[AND NOW...]

Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: Gosh, what I wouldn't do to this ******** thread. I'd...I'D...

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Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: So, thread...do you have any last words?

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Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: *brushes off hands* Now that I've taken care of that, we can go to- owait...WAITAMINUTE...WAITAGOSHDARNSECOND

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:38 pm


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Reporter: Can someone please get those flashcards to quiet down? The address is star-

Obama: *stands up* Ahem.
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Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: Thank you, Obama. NOW, TO ADDRESS ALL YOU ******** OUT THERE; I'M TIRED OF THIS ******** LACK OF ACTIVITY IN THIS ******** THREAD. THUS, WE MUST DRIVE TOWARDS CHANGE AND- oh, you in the middle row, waving your shoe; do you have a question for me?

Oddjob: Why yes, I do. Do you believe you have the ability to- THINK FAST!

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Reporter: Holy JESUS MOTHER OF GOD...I mean...Mary? Whatever. We are reporting, LIVE, from the scene in which Christopher, self-proclaimed ******** Gentleman of the utmost freshness, has dodged a shoe, thrown by a- wait a minute, there seems to be another individual- HOLY s**t, IT'S A THROWAPOLOZA UP IN HER'.

Cameraman: ...a what? *snowball'd*

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Reporter: Dear lord, this is madness!

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Reporter: Next thing you know, well all see the hammer bros.

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Reporter: ...WELL...this place needs some comedy. And I don't mean the Dane Cook kind.

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Reporter: Ah, hold on, gotta log onto World of Warcraft real quick...

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Reporter: Totally aced that quest. Now for another game!

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Guard: Where did all that fire come from!?

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Secondary Guard: Dear god, one is getting away!

Guard: I'LL GET HIM.

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Celebrating Villain: Bah! Foiled again!

Christopher, The Original ******** Gentleman: ... *coughs* You all quite done? I sorta want to-

???: I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, CHRISTOPHER.

Collective Audience: *gasp*

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Rawrlicia

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:22 pm


Meanwhile:

SCREAMING THROUGH THE SKY AT A BILLION MILES A SECOND (nevermind the laws of physics right now...) A WINGLESS-JET-AIRLINER-HELICOPTER-CESSANA-SPACE-SHUTTLE (Jet airliner~) SINGS SOPRANO IN A TERRIBLE VOICE AS IT CRASH LANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A-

Licia: Oh hey, are those Necco Hearts?
Announcer Guy: Er...yeah...
Licia: Can I have some?
Announcer Guy: *Eye twitch, slides the box sideways on the announcer table*
Licia: *Happily pops one into her mouth*


ANYWAY-SCREAMING THROUGH THE SKY AT A BILLION MILES A SEC-

Licia: I like that band. *Crunching hearts*
Announcer: I...what?
Licia: The Steve Miller Band. I like them. A lot. *Crunching hearts*
Announcer:...do you know how much money went into that mouth?
Licia: They're crooked.
Announcer: What?
Licia: My teeth, they look straight from the front, but they're crooked.
Announcer:...so?
Licia: No braces. Money didn't go into that mouth...unless you meant food. I do eat food. Not money though.
Announcer:...are you quite done?
Licia: *Crunches Candy Hearts, looks innocent*


SCREAMING THROUGH THE SKY AT A BILLION METERS A-

Licia: Meters? You up and CHANGED the unit of measurement?
Announcer: *Throws clip board down, rips head set off his face, which was unfortunately attached* I QUIT! YOU DO THIS ******** JOB THEN! IT'S YOUR SCRIPT!
Licia: I don't remember writing you storming off in the scri-
Announcer: *Screams like a little girl and jumps out a window*
Licia: Well...enough of this rambling. Ahem.

FORGET SCREAMING PLANES, IT'S A SCREAMING LLAMA, GALLOPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND (YES LLAMAS GALLUP. ((Who else would run the poll? Wait-the president has already been elected? Damn Llamas are STILL on my payroll! *Shot gun blast is heard*))))

THERE APPEARS TO BE A RIDER ON THE LLAMA'S BACK, BECAUSE YES, I AM SMALL ENOUGH TO DO THAT, PROBABLY!

*Pulls cupcake bazooka from nowhere, hauls it over shoulder and open fires on Jill and the other oddly dressed woman* FEAR ME!!!!!!!!

*Pages of 'script fly away from hand and the fake desk falls off llama's back, both prove to be stamped with 'Property of Carmichael's Chips'.*

*Explosive cupcakes blow the crap out of Jill and blonde lady* MWHAHAHA!

*Llama stops trips, Licia rolls off it's back and army crawls to a nearby BROKEN DOWN BUS!*

Announcer: *Runs screaming through the streets*
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:44 pm


Nick: ...Wow. I totally forgot what just happened only mere moments ago. My word, if only there were someone to recap everything that just ******** happ--

Announcer: LAST TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z:

Nick: GODDAMMIT, INTERRU--

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Nick: ...EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR?

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Announcer: ...

*HAPPY DANCE TIME YEAAAAAA-*

Man: MOLDY ONIONS! IT'S...IT'S...

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Nick: Hoshi...

defender158
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