have you ever had a night where everything is STRANGE?

So I took a nap, I had a nightmare that there was a tornado, I woke up and was promptly grasped by the testicles and forced to dance with a homosexual man.

So then I wake up from the dream within a dream, heat up pre cooked breadsticks in the microwave...the ceramic plate is sparking in the microwave, I pull the plate out and the breadsticks are doughy. I grab a soda from the fridge that is in the garage somehow there was a soda spill in the garage fridge, and it smelled very strongly of menthol and gasoline.