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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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 Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:27 am
Because every forum needs one of these. XD
Basically, one person makes a wish, and the next poster twists it so it'll backfire. Then you make a wish. The crazier the better. Example:
First person: "I wish I could fly on a magic carpet."
Second person: "Granted, but then you get sucked into the propeller of a plane.
I wish I had endless riches."
And so forth.
So!
I'll start it off:
I wish I could turn invisible at will.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:11 pm
Ah, but then one day you'd be invisible, forget about it, and get hit by a "big metal thing" XD XD
I wish I had my own Gundam. biggrin
(Would wish I had Luxord here, but that's too easy to twist, he'd Bright Slap me into next millenium)
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:48 pm
Granted, but halfway through space you get hit by a commet.
I wish I could travel through time.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:48 pm
XD Ah, but Luxord hates time travelers and would totally jack up your s**t.
I wish the window on my car was fixed.
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:53 am
Granted, but immediately afterward all your tires simeltaneously give out.
I wish I could breathe both above and underwater.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:52 pm
Granted, But Your Lungs Are In Your Throat [And Therefore Your Neck Is As Wide As Your Torso] And You Have Huge Gills That You Get Your Hair And Jewelry Caught In.
I Wish I Had A Puppy.
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:32 am
Granted, but the puppy fell into a vat of acid two days later. (Okay, okay, I'll admit to it: I totally threw it in there.)
I wish I could live in the Disney castle.
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:22 pm
Granted, But The Inside Is Lined With Stone Penises, Circa The Little Mermaid Box Cover.
I Wish I Could Bathe In A Tub Of Custard.
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:03 am
Granted, but then a giant rips off your roof and eats you with a giant spoon.
I wish I had my own space ship.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:30 am
Granted, But It's Filled With Face-Huggers From Alien, And You Get A Face Full Of Alien Wing-Wong.
I Wish I Could Change Genders At Will.
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:13 pm
Granted, but each of your manifestations fall in love with its counterpart, causing you to go insane.
I wish I could cover myself with glittering, animated tattoos.
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:10 am
Granted, But You Get Horrible, Burning Skin Poisoning That Lets All Your Skin Slide Off, And You End Up Looking Like The Little Girl From Silent Hill.
I Wish I Could Get Angelic Minis.
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:44 pm
Granted, but the next day Gaia decides to give away Angelic minis for free via the Aquariums.
I wish I didn't have exams this week. ._.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:15 am
Granted, But You Have Them The Week After!
And The Week After That
And The Week After That
And The Week After That...
For Ever And Ever Amen.
I Wish My House Didn't Smell So Strangely Of Dog Food.
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Phantasm of the Orchestra
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:42 am
Granted, but then your house will instead smell strangely of melon cream soda.
I wish I had four pairs of arms.
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