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 Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:16 pm
post your funny stuff here. pics, quote's whatevuh. just follow the gaia TOS and we're cool.
Here's my first one:
((WARNING: Grim_Angel_DarthMalice may be habit forming if consumed in excess. side effects may include but are not limited to drowsiness, vomitting, amnesia, polio, itchy watery eyes, nausea, headaches, marriage, increased income, unemployment, soreness of joints, diarreaha, lung cancer, cardiac arrest, mad cow disease and full frontal nudity. ))
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:52 am
....... oooookayyyy... *thinks of something funny* screw the system before it screws you.
*thinks thats not funny enough*
CRAP i got a good dirty joke. *puts it invisible so that people can read it at their own discretion.*if it dont follow the rules, then please delete it?
Joke:
In the testes, the drill seargent was breifing the sperm on their mission. "when you hear the buzzer, swim out the tube. into the cave, down another tube untill you meet with a red ball. Say 'hi my name is sperm' she will say 'hi my name is egg' you then fertelize her and make a baby.
The sperm had payed attention. three days later he was minding his own buisiness when he heard the buzzer go off. The other sperm in the room raced over to the tubes. He swam as fast as he could through the crowd through the tube. Then he got into a cave, he could see he was far a head of the rest when he saw the red ball. He was gonna make it. He got up to the red ball and then said "hi my name is sperm" the red ball responded "hi, my name is tonsile"
rofl
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Chaos_The_Chosen_One Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:43 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:54 am
Heh. LOL! btw: VGcats rulez... smile
And for my addon:
socks. they make my feet warm.
soft and cushy they do me no harm.
white socks with stipes, yellow and blue,
it's useless with one, you've got to have two.
my gym socks they stink like the sewage, that's bad.
i'll wash them again! now i'll never be sad!
socks! how i love them! i know you do too!
and now my dear sock, it's time to taste my shoe.
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