Well we just had ribs for dinner, well not me because I'm a vegetarian but my parents did. Anyways so we finished our dinners and my mom was all like "Well I could have eaten at least two more ribs, but then I would be *makes blurping sound*" Then I was like "What?" and so she was explaining "You know on the sims they go *makes blurping sound again*" so of course being the not understanding person that I am I shouted out "Pregnant!" Because when the sims are pregnant their abdomen gets bigger in one *blurp* and so thats all I thought of. I forgot that when you fed your sims too much they got fat and also *blurped*. So then my mom was all like "Yeah if I eat two more ribs I'm gonna be pregnant." It made me laugh because my sister was in the other room and she tunes people out all the time so all she heard was "I'm gonna be pregnant" and me laughing hard at my own stupidity so she was sitting there saying "What?" over and over again with me laughing harder.
What do you live for?
