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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:16 pm


When the twilight craze first started, i began reading t, and it was good for a wile. then, half way through twilight, my best friend turned into a f****n b***h and became a screaming rabid fan girl for edward, THEN EVERY BODY AT MY SCHOOL DID THE SAME THING! EVEN THE GUYS! *puts on a fake high pitch voice* Edward, we love edward! any one who dosent isnt cool! *normal voice* SHUT UP!!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:22 pm


Twilight is an epic fail. It's over rated. Seriously, people in my school wore fangs and crap...that included one of my friends. She "bit" with her fang. I was like, "Holy s**t!" and fell down in the mud because...well she was about to bite me... I got back up, she bit me, and then I was standing there with a bite mark (it wasn't bleeding, but left a mark), and muddy clothes to wear for the rest of the day. ********. And this is why I hate Twilight.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:46 pm


now they are starting to do that at my school to! started yesterday. GOD I HATE IT!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:21 am


Well, I don't like the fact that Twilight is so over-rated... But I'm not gonna go hysterical over that. I will just sit in my corner and start cursing whoever screams "EDWARD CULLEN! TWILIGHT!" around. I think I got enough voodoo dolls in stock. ninja


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:38 am


*using fake fangirl voice* everybody loves twilight...*normal voice * EVEN MY PARENTS AND SISTERS!!!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:20 pm


I.
Hate.
Twilight.

My friends dragged me to see the movie and I somehow got sat down between them. My arms were bruised by the end of the movie because they'd smack me every time Edward and Jacob would walk by.
D:

The books made me cringe as well. The first was...ih, it was tolerable (I was young and stupid) but the last three were like...stfu and end. You KNEW she was gonna be a vampire, and you KNEW she and Edward were gonna be "together forever, happily in love until the end of time." It's such a Mary-Sue+Gary-Stu combo.
Not to mention they completely pussified vampires...
emo

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:29 pm


I had a friend who was into Twilight in 9th grade. I asked her about it because she loved the book. Not like super crazy fan girl, but she loved it. She explained parts of it to me, and the second she said 'the vampires sparkle in the sun' I was slightly mortified. I love the romanticized vampires of lore. So, before even considering reading the book, I read some people's opinions on it. Normal people and critics alike.

I never read the book because of most of the reviews it got, and skimming a small chapter. It was lower than my level.

And now, we have a Twi-tard. It's frightening. I asked her why she liked it, she said it was because Edward Cullen was sexy. I showed her a picture of Alucard from Hellsing, she scoffed him off.

Alucard could beat Edward's rear end any old day.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:19 pm


I hate the fact that most people only started reading Twilight when HARRY POTTER ENDED!!! It's like, ALL THE SUDDEN IT"S UBER COOL TO READ. So everyone read Harry Potter. Then the series ended, and everyones like, WE STILL GOTTA BE COOL, AND WE CAN"T COMPREHEND THE COMPLEXETIES OF REAL VAMPIRES BOOKS SO LETS ALL READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean it is obviously a bandwagon book, yet everyone acts like it's just awesomen.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:20 pm


It just totally upsets me that I waited for all of the books to come out then like, what was it?.....after the THIRD book everybody thought it was all the rage. My best friend was practically the first one that discovered it and she let me borrow it, I fell in love with the books, knowing that they were going to make a movie out of it and kill it. I always have all of the books with me at school, knowing that there's going to be at least one person wanting to borrow and read them....I just hate that after they get crappy actors and actresses to play the parts in the movie, EVERYBODY falls inlove with it. Like I said I had to wait for every book to come out after Twilight, now that's a true fan, and a true fan is also, knowing that they're going to make a movie out of it, and not wanting them to....


That's my personal experiance and opinion on the books.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:13 pm


Why do I hate Twilight?

I hate Twilight because it is SO poorly written.

Stephanie Meyer is TERRIBLY un-imaginative, and doesn't know the first goddamn thing about Vampire basics, ethics, or terminology, for that matter.

Epic f*king FAIL.

Also, she graduated from BRIGHAM YOUNG.

Enough said.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:02 pm


Thank you, Naya, for bringing up the vampire in myth and story. It seems to me that one of the biggest arguments people have for the vampires being sparkly pansies is that vampires don't exist.

Well, neither do werewolves or zombies.

But each creature has it's own set behaviors and appearances. In every werewolf story, it's a person turning into a wolf under the circumstance of seeing the moon. The appearances vary from gray wolf like to bipedal and demonic. But the werewolf's existence is always linked to either a bite, scratch, or some demonic ritual.

Zombies are always undead monsters. They can be slow or fast. But they always eat human flesh. Also, the zombie-ism comes from a disease, virus, or some kind of experimentation gone wrong. Or maybe some kind of flawed curse or spell.

Why the vampire gets singled out in all Twilight arguments and treated differently is irritating in its own. Yes, vampires aren't real. But it's been made obvious that vampires are demonic, fanged beings that burn in the sun, unless there is some kind of exception. Both myth and writing always portray a vampire as such a being.

So yes, a vampire doesn't exist. Yes, an author has the right to a creative license. But just because they don't exist doesn't mean there aren't already rules in place for the species.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:59 pm


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Twilight is an epic fail. It's over rated. Seriously, people in my school wore fangs and crap...that included one of my friends. She "bit" with her fang. I was like, "Holy s**t!" and fell down in the mud because...well she was about to bite me... I got back up, she bit me, and then I was standing there with a bite mark (it wasn't bleeding, but left a mark), and muddy clothes to wear for the rest of the day. ********. And this is why I hate Twilight.


Holy crap! You too? When I was a senior in high school you had all the stupid lower classmen wearing fangs and crap too!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:04 pm


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Thank you, Naya, for bringing up the vampire in myth and story. It seems to me that one of the biggest arguments people have for the vampires being sparkly pansies is that vampires don't exist.

Well, neither do werewolves or zombies.

But each creature has it's own set behaviors and appearances. In every werewolf story, it's a person turning into a wolf under the circumstance of seeing the moon. The appearances vary from gray wolf like to bipedal and demonic. But the werewolf's existence is always linked to either a bite, scratch, or some demonic ritual.

Zombies are always undead monsters. They can be slow or fast. But they always eat human flesh. Also, the zombie-ism comes from a disease, virus, or some kind of experimentation gone wrong. Or maybe some kind of flawed curse or spell.

Why the vampire gets singled out in all Twilight arguments and treated differently is irritating in its own. Yes, vampires aren't real. But it's been made obvious that vampires are demonic, fanged beings that burn in the sun, unless there is some kind of exception. Both myth and writing always portray a vampire as such a being.

So yes, a vampire doesn't exist. Yes, an author has the right to a creative license. But just because they don't exist doesn't mean there aren't already rules in place for the species.


Sorry, but it aggravates me when people believe these creatures have to go by the rules. Did you ever consider that witches (or wizards) are "supposed" to be evil and ugly? But in Harry Potter, witches/wizards are portrayed as both good and evil, often good looking--mostly good, as they do trump the "evil." In the beginning, witches and wizards were hallmarked as evil, with their own sets of rules. But somewhere along the line, some authors realized that if they kept sticking by the rules, it would be come unimaginative/unoriginal clap trap. Yeah, Meyer's stuff is clap trap, but at least she diverged from the vampire norm.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:14 pm


Everyone is becoming vamps....poor emos. But anyways I have never read the book or seen the movie (Yet) but everyone being so interested in it makes me want to see whats so great about it. (The movie actually seems kind of stupid. Maybe more than the movie Blood and Chocolate, which makes no sense because it's about werewolves.) Once I see the movie I'll know for sure if the movie is gay or just horrifically gay. P.S. Edward isn't really that hot. Johnny Depp is WAY hotter than him by a zillion times! GO JOHNNY!

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