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I want to be like you Monty.
  But I must accept my failures...
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Monty the Zombie

 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:15 pm


You just wish you could.


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Write me some poetry now.

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Monty the Zombie Porn Star
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:08 am


Eat fan edge, Natural!




There are creatures that seek flesh and blood
They sometimes come out of the ground and mud
They are part of lots of events
The undead faction is what they represent
I wish I could be one too
When they bite you it feels like you have the flu
What may seem like terror and hate
Could just be a blob of love and...weight?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:39 am


I have a huge crush on Monty
'Cause he's such a ******** hottie
He's totally manly
But he tastes like candy
And it helps that he's a zombie
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:58 pm


✖ Without Monty there is woe,
And no love of poetry and trees,
He will tell you everything you need to know,
About the birds and the bees.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:49 pm


He showed me that first hand. wink heart
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:07 pm


✖ He learned from the best, of course...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:26 pm


From you?
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:15 am


Monty, all green and stubbly,
goes shirtless, and is not so humbly
He makes my pixels swoon
and I get giddy like a crazy goon.
The zombliest zombie porn star
Monty, is my tsar <3

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:24 am


✖ That was.. beautiful. heart
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