First of all, Welcome!
'Tis lovely to have a good guild to meet with all your favorite zOMG lovers.
Feel perfectly free to invite lots of people you recall meeting up in a crew and became the best of zOMG friends.


Let's not waste much time here going about all the normal rules you would expect to see in any ol' guild. This is a special guild, for only the most devoted zOMG players. So we'll, naturally, have only the most special rules for you.

-First things first, always obey the ToS.
((Like you've never heard that one before.))

-This isn't a charity guild, nor is it a questing guild. There is now a subforum for questers, since everyone always feels the need to beg for gold, whether rich or poor, it is inevitable. So, please, keep your begging there, and not crowding the rest of the forums and threads.

-You've been hacked. I've been hacked. We've all been hacked ((Actually, I haven't ever really been hacked, but I'm just trying to emphasize a point)). Let's not have any hackers around here. We're here to make friends, not steal all their gold.

-We strongly discourage flaming here. Let's be nice and help one another with our zOMG adventures, not critisize those that haven't exactly been around to figure out how to trigger the sharky, or who has a lower TCL than someone else, or who doesn't even know what a TCL is.

-The age range is great on zOMG. Therefore, we must ask that you keep your chitter chatter strictly PG-13. A rule gaia tries to live by, but there are always many rule-breakers. A curse word or two isn't the issue here, I'm talking about rediculously sexual posts, an entire post of nothing but profanity, ect.

-More rules may be added later.