To Hodge the 4th from Silaxis of the 73rd quadrant that existed before polaris but only after the zeta galaxy imploded upon itself ,
"Varrrk voggel garlbth goo xi wan gi"
(In english text this appears to be gibberish, better yet just odd sounds that start with the letter "v" and "g". keep in mind this is an alien language so if you by chance ever heard this it would just sound like a loud short screech because each syllable is vocalized simultaneously )
Enough with the nonsense though, here is what the message says.
" Hodge i cant believe this has happened but i shot myself in the leg, my laser went through the ships hull, penetrated the PGA's (Prometheus Galactic Authority)
emperors escort ship (that was actually carrying the emperor himself). Somehow i took off 3 of his fingers, 7 toes, 1 hand, 22 ribs, and a multitude of hairy growths that existed in a small 1 inch square on his right shoulder and had grown outward but still perfectly square for several inches (So in essence of this careless action Silaxis had done the emperor a huge favor)."
To which Hodge replied, "No way"
Silaxis of the 73rd quadrant that existed before polaris but only after the zeta galaxy imploded upon itself continues on, "but heres the best part, at the CBS (Cosmic Beau-racy Solution) Hearing to revoke my weapons handling permit I receive orders to head up some kind of biological implantation on the 3rd planet of solaris major."
"Varrrk voggel garlbth goo xi wan gi"
(In english text this appears to be gibberish, better yet just odd sounds that start with the letter "v" and "g". keep in mind this is an alien language so if you by chance ever heard this it would just sound like a loud short screech because each syllable is vocalized simultaneously )
Enough with the nonsense though, here is what the message says.
" Hodge i cant believe this has happened but i shot myself in the leg, my laser went through the ships hull, penetrated the PGA's (Prometheus Galactic Authority)
emperors escort ship (that was actually carrying the emperor himself). Somehow i took off 3 of his fingers, 7 toes, 1 hand, 22 ribs, and a multitude of hairy growths that existed in a small 1 inch square on his right shoulder and had grown outward but still perfectly square for several inches (So in essence of this careless action Silaxis had done the emperor a huge favor)."
To which Hodge replied, "No way"
Silaxis of the 73rd quadrant that existed before polaris but only after the zeta galaxy imploded upon itself continues on, "but heres the best part, at the CBS (Cosmic Beau-racy Solution) Hearing to revoke my weapons handling permit I receive orders to head up some kind of biological implantation on the 3rd planet of solaris major."
