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LOL oz & I will talk this week about your possible promotion.
Australia. Well let's see what I know about it...... Well, we've learned when we were in school that Australia was (long time ago) just a place where England kept their prisoners that they didn't want to deal with. Other than that, it sounds pretty. Pictures look pretty. I imagine there is tons of places that could be just desert. Of all the pictures I've seen, all I see is beach so what does the middle area of Australia look like?
Is it just one big tourist trap (Australia that is)?
Is there actually really huge spiders that will hide in the visor of your car (I heard that from a buddy)?
What's considered cold to you, since oz & I are in a place where we can get below zero weather for a month during the winter & the very hottest it gets is 100 degrees in the summer (& not very many days of that)?
Have you ever seen the monty python sketch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
I don't think of Australia as this but it makes me laugh.

oh yeah i remember the spiders.....
well i thought that usually small spiders have the fangs that can penertrate your skin and eject poison through your veins. Plus i think theres only two species of arachnids that are poisonsous: Red Back Spiders which you find like anywhere in australia (plenty around my pool aswell as bees and wasps razz stepped on 3 so far gonk ) and thers the white back spiders which im not sure but they may possibly be the female red backs ot sure but its only the females with white stripes. cant be bothered mentioning the snakes..............................................AND THE BUSH PIRATE NINJAS HAHAHAH ninja pirate ninja pirate ninja

I hear about the fires on BBC News. wow tannus, you have every environment by you (that's awesome). We just got snow again tonight, after all the snow just melted too. As for the poisonous animals & bugs, I think we only have 1 type of spider (which is hard to find & not too poisonous if I can remember) & the rest are ticks, poison ivy, & tornados.

lol I'll call this the tannus thread
SO what kind of environment don't you have over there?

Yeah that's a season within itself. Spring & fall feel the same (just don't exactly look like it) Winter is ******** cold (& boring) & summer can get pretty hot & humid. Construction falls everywhere but winter.

man tannus you're just speaking gibberish...... all I got out of that was: Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the shade.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5bbd17a807/childrens-guide-to-growing-up-sex-from-ryan-naumann

Since we are learning in this topic... here's a kids guide to sex (cartoon) xd