1. If at first you don't succeed...
break out the punjab lasso, you'll get there faster!

2. Every cloud has a silver lining.
(Phantom smile I call it 'my sword'.

3. (Thanks to Photobucket smile When all else fails...
drop a chandelier!

4. If you love someone...
don't let them go, tie them up so they can't escape! Or put them in a cage... cage is good...

5. Beauty is only skin deep.
(Phantom smile Unfortunately for Raoul, that's all he has.