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I'm throwing her up. This is a result of random button-clicking on tektek and developing a theme as I went. I won't pretend she's amazing or try to win with her. It's just something I did mindlessly. I have no name or background to her. If this becomes a contest or if I'm asked, I will either take her down or try to make her more official.

What do you think?

Referee?

Here's a referee I created:

Shharkfir

It was a slow day at work so I wrote some sample sportscasting

Hello, and welcome to our continuing coverage of Wulfgang’s Arena on the Total Sports Network. As always, I’m Hank Thomas and this is my co-host, Tobias Wimple. Tell us about this next match-up, Toby.

This next fight is between fan favorite Little Boy Blue and Big Bad Wolf. Blue had a solid first round, but the Wolf might just be more than he can handle.

Ha, might? Little Boy Blue is going to be slaughtered. Need I remind you about that last round with Humpty Dumpty?

I wish you wouldn’t.

Let’s go to a replay! See that? Let me tell you, I don’t think they’ll ever put Humpty together again.

Yes… Well, you didn’t believe Blue was going to make it through the first round, either.

Bah, Tin Man was having an off day.

Of course. As we all know, Little Boy Blue’s main weapon is that sonic blast horn of his. Here to explain how it works and, hopefully, why I’m right about this round’s victor is our technical advisor, Dr. Malcom Awful.

Thanks, Tobias. Little Boy Blue’s horn is capable of turning solid walls to powder, or so they say. I’ve got the blueprints in front of me right now and I must say I cannot believe my eyes. The Arena used to be very strict about dangerous weapons, but lately I think they’re slipping. I suppose not everyone’s a hero and a man’s gotta do whatever it takes to get everything you ever wanted, but I’d like to see a brand new day at The Arena with a little more regard for human (or wolf) life. Tobias, I turn it back to your caring hands.

Thanks, Doctor. Well, that wraps up our pre-fight show. No sit back and enjoy the showdown.

Lizzie Croca: have you ever read Lord of the Flies? She is that book come to life. She was on a boat, and when it sank, she and her Best friend were the only survivors. They slowly went insane, but behind the insanity is a cold, hard, calculating nature. They can see through almost any ruse, and can tel things differant fro mthe norm. Except, of course, for the fact they think THEY are ormal, and they try to eat with their feet...
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Haley Peterson: The other one of two survivors, she went insane quickly, and it was BAD. She would wake up and hear voices, that she would think were in her head, then find out they were real people taling. Then, she woke up to people talking, and she thought it was guests...They were the voices in her head,but now they help her ref. Sally, Frank, Bobertta, Jassyn, Jobert. All very helpful when they feel like it,very annoying when they don't get to play poker against each other and Haley, and they'll start telling her to start fires. All of her voices has ADD as well. She is thouroghly insane, and thinks she's a candy princess.
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Alright, I'm going to sort through these when I get home from work today.

We stick to mostly tekteks in this guild because that way we know two things:

1)They are not stolen
2)all the pictures are of a reasonable size and dimension.