By Gale-chan
*clears throat*
We bring today a special report after receiving news from our Moron Movil Studio, that it seems Alt got stuck in the door threshold to Shaff's office.
We do not know the current status of our President after this situation started earlier and he ended trapped inside his office, he put up a sign on his window saying to send him some azns, his assistances have no clue how to do it, they fear b&ing possibilities. As soon as we have more news about this we'll let you know, meanwhile...
LIVE FROM TLOEM IS OUR NEWSLETTER ISSUE 32!
We bring today a special report after receiving news from our Moron Movil Studio, that it seems Alt got stuck in the door threshold to Shaff's office.
We do not know the current status of our President after this situation started earlier and he ended trapped inside his office, he put up a sign on his window saying to send him some azns, his assistances have no clue how to do it, they fear b&ing possibilities. As soon as we have more news about this we'll let you know, meanwhile...
LIVE FROM TLOEM IS OUR NEWSLETTER ISSUE 32!
By Shaff
This months Moron of the Month voting started a day early, so iDigress could vote before it ended. I'm so kind. By the time the voting would have actually started, Senti-du-Bon had 27 votes. Senti wins with 28 votes while everyone else had 1 vote each. Teases will be doing your art as soon as possible, Senti. Congratulations! You deserved it after months of being a nominee.
We're also finally catching up with Moron of the Month art.
has finished Martyr_of_Deaths art for December 2008 as her 3rd and final piece of MotM art. Martyr got some good art there! Too bad he can't get on to see it... >_>
Teases has also done Gale-chans art for February 2009.
Here's their art.
Click here to view the Moron of the Month gallery.
And remember you can still ask Gale and Dragn questions in the Ask a Moron sticky in The Shafflands until the end of March!
The next MotM update will contain Senti-du-Bon's art!
We're also finally catching up with Moron of the Month art.
has finished Martyr_of_Deaths art for December 2008 as her 3rd and final piece of MotM art. Martyr got some good art there! Too bad he can't get on to see it... >_>
Teases has also done Gale-chans art for February 2009.
Here's their art.
Click here to view the Moron of the Month gallery.
And remember you can still ask Gale and Dragn questions in the Ask a Moron sticky in The Shafflands until the end of March!
The next MotM update will contain Senti-du-Bon's art!
By Rissid Lady
Your Worshipful Shaff has...19318. What the hell, dude?
Our quickly turning to ash co-captain Hippie Bane has...7579.
Our Airship Pirate Psywing has...8170
Dragn Breth II has...5314.
Comrade Martyr_of_Death has...5476. I vould say 'good job' bot in Rassia, der is only decent vork.[/russian accent]
The Censorship Fairy has...2765. Very sensitivity aware. If it had been 4 ore, it would have been dirty.
Is Mikalak The Strange in McDonalds colors? Yeah, Ronald has...2337.
Gale-chan has...2928
Baron Von Gneo has...1251.This is not 2000. You have time.
Classic Noir has...259. On your face, I see two wolves howling. Does this mean I'm crazy?
The incredibly interesting Rissid Lady has...458. Hell yeah. So what if it's not super high? Neither am I.
Digicide has...1742. IT HAS THE ANSWER.
JakeMCRmy has...2045.
And since everyone has him around, Colbert has to have a few hundred by now. Americaaaa!
Our quickly turning to ash co-captain Hippie Bane has...7579.
Our Airship Pirate Psywing has...8170
Dragn Breth II has...5314.
Comrade Martyr_of_Death has...5476. I vould say 'good job' bot in Rassia, der is only decent vork.[/russian accent]
The Censorship Fairy has...2765. Very sensitivity aware. If it had been 4 ore, it would have been dirty.
Is Mikalak The Strange in McDonalds colors? Yeah, Ronald has...2337.
Gale-chan has...2928
Baron Von Gneo has...1251.This is not 2000. You have time.
Classic Noir has...259. On your face, I see two wolves howling. Does this mean I'm crazy?
The incredibly interesting Rissid Lady has...458. Hell yeah. So what if it's not super high? Neither am I.
Digicide has...1742. IT HAS THE ANSWER.
JakeMCRmy has...2045.
And since everyone has him around, Colbert has to have a few hundred by now. Americaaaa!
By Gale-chan
Gale: Gooood day morons, welcome to another Interview with a Moron; I just don't get tired of doing this... This time I bring you all, the one, the only, the legendary Indie Inc, say hi to the public Indie.
Indie: sup tloem
Gale: Tell us dawg, how you get to TLOEM, srsly, I heard you secretly LIVE here.
Indie: k so, i met Shaff somehow in '06 when i wrote his halloween event. he then dragged me into his personal life where i acted as his shrink. eventually, i found my way into TLOEM through him. and we all lived happily ever after.
Gale: Happily what? Where you sleeping or something? We have more action than 50 Cent's ghetto, why don't we see you around posting too often?
Indie: sadly, i'm a lurker, but i am trying to get better about that. plus, i have an xbox to tend to. i'm such a nerd.
Gale: Yeah, then you are a gamer, do all the TLOEM players have your tag or would you like to let them know?
Indie: i've got hippie, mysty-chan, and dragn added. (LOLNAMEDROP) add me if you want... Indie Inc on xbox live.
Gale: Cool, you just killed two birds with one stone in that answer... Hopefully you don't get chased by Liz for doing that... Tell me your favorite TLOEM trend, will Psywing's Steampunk wave ever be beaten?
Indie: my favorite trend? hmmm i really like the whole clique trends. emo's and my thangg where we dress like emo and indie kids. though i do like psy and classic noir's getup. and his steampunk-ness has been beaten. by me.
Gale: By you? How so?
Indie: well, he's been scouring the net for someone to make him custom goggles and a custom costume. i have family and friends a phonecall away who can do ALL of that for me for cheap. pwnt.
Gale: Oh, I see, so you one of those rich guildies, huh?
Indie: oh ******** no. not IRL or on Gaia (but here's to hoping Gneo or any of you will help me). i do have a job prospect that'll net me $20/hr. from a friend. she's obscenely rich and will let me work on her farm.
Gale: Cool then, I take you like animals then?
Indie: animals? sure, why not. furries? OMGYIFFINHELLDIIIIIE
Gale: Ahaha, I see what you did there. Anything you'd like to add on your own?
Indie: I'll add up to 3 inches with penisMAX. That's for damn sure.
Gale: Well, you heard him guys, that was Indie Inc exclusively for Interview with a Moron, see you all in two weeks!
Indie: sup tloem
Gale: Tell us dawg, how you get to TLOEM, srsly, I heard you secretly LIVE here.
Indie: k so, i met Shaff somehow in '06 when i wrote his halloween event. he then dragged me into his personal life where i acted as his shrink. eventually, i found my way into TLOEM through him. and we all lived happily ever after.
Gale: Happily what? Where you sleeping or something? We have more action than 50 Cent's ghetto, why don't we see you around posting too often?
Indie: sadly, i'm a lurker, but i am trying to get better about that. plus, i have an xbox to tend to. i'm such a nerd.
Gale: Yeah, then you are a gamer, do all the TLOEM players have your tag or would you like to let them know?
Indie: i've got hippie, mysty-chan, and dragn added. (LOLNAMEDROP) add me if you want... Indie Inc on xbox live.
Gale: Cool, you just killed two birds with one stone in that answer... Hopefully you don't get chased by Liz for doing that... Tell me your favorite TLOEM trend, will Psywing's Steampunk wave ever be beaten?
Indie: my favorite trend? hmmm i really like the whole clique trends. emo's and my thangg where we dress like emo and indie kids. though i do like psy and classic noir's getup. and his steampunk-ness has been beaten. by me.
Gale: By you? How so?
Indie: well, he's been scouring the net for someone to make him custom goggles and a custom costume. i have family and friends a phonecall away who can do ALL of that for me for cheap. pwnt.
Gale: Oh, I see, so you one of those rich guildies, huh?
Indie: oh ******** no. not IRL or on Gaia (but here's to hoping Gneo or any of you will help me). i do have a job prospect that'll net me $20/hr. from a friend. she's obscenely rich and will let me work on her farm.
Gale: Cool then, I take you like animals then?
Indie: animals? sure, why not. furries? OMGYIFFINHELLDIIIIIE
Gale: Ahaha, I see what you did there. Anything you'd like to add on your own?
Indie: I'll add up to 3 inches with penisMAX. That's for damn sure.
Gale: Well, you heard him guys, that was Indie Inc exclusively for Interview with a Moron, see you all in two weeks!
By Dragn Breth II
sup guys
This article's featured song is a little different, because it's not particularly rock, but it's still awesome.
It brings warmth to my heart, and I hope it will warm yours.
So here you have it,
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
It's really dramatic and pretty.
enjoy wink
This article's featured song is a little different, because it's not particularly rock, but it's still awesome.
It brings warmth to my heart, and I hope it will warm yours.
So here you have it,
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
It's really dramatic and pretty.
enjoy wink
By Hippie Bane
this week
pong
its like, two sticks playing with a ball
or maybe two dicks
lol
pong
its like, two sticks playing with a ball
or maybe two dicks
lol
By Amish Astronaut
Prince of Persia
Platform: Ecksbacks 540
Rating: 4/5
This game is pretty cool, especially if you are getting as sick of FPS’s as I am. You play the role of the Prince. Y‘know, of Persia. Anyway, you’re walking through the desert when you discover a woman running from some fgts and you so “herr ill save you nice tits”.
So you do, and then some s**t happens and a death god is unsealed from a prison and you have to do fun acrobatic around a bunch of dark slimey castles and s**t to save the world.
There is some fighting in this game, but not in the same nature of the past games in the series. The old battling was really hardcore and high impact, but now it falls a bit flat. It’s mostly waiting for someone to attack, countering, attacking, and repeat.
However, the acrobatics that make up 99 percent of the game are awesome. It’s a lot of fluid motions that aren’t just fun to perform, but to watch. However, you may find them getting a bit repetitive.
So buy this game, if not for the actual gameplay then for the wicked easy achievements you can get. There’s an achievement for leaving the game for a minute and taking a dump (no, really, I did this and got 10g).
Platform: Ecksbacks 540
Rating: 4/5
This game is pretty cool, especially if you are getting as sick of FPS’s as I am. You play the role of the Prince. Y‘know, of Persia. Anyway, you’re walking through the desert when you discover a woman running from some fgts and you so “herr ill save you nice tits”.
So you do, and then some s**t happens and a death god is unsealed from a prison and you have to do fun acrobatic around a bunch of dark slimey castles and s**t to save the world.
There is some fighting in this game, but not in the same nature of the past games in the series. The old battling was really hardcore and high impact, but now it falls a bit flat. It’s mostly waiting for someone to attack, countering, attacking, and repeat.
However, the acrobatics that make up 99 percent of the game are awesome. It’s a lot of fluid motions that aren’t just fun to perform, but to watch. However, you may find them getting a bit repetitive.
So buy this game, if not for the actual gameplay then for the wicked easy achievements you can get. There’s an achievement for leaving the game for a minute and taking a dump (no, really, I did this and got 10g).
By The Censorship Fairy
-Unnecessary-
You look at me with snide contempt.
I almost feel pity
Your remarks lose their bite
When you act so shitty
A shame that you can't learn
That you aren't always right
But it's simply not my fault
If you want to fight.
By Pif It Uh
So i was like pokemon then japan sued me, so yea i was in class and me and a few of my friends kept asking out this guy to dinner and to the movies he thought we were gay, so yea while i was on some guys ipod i found he had been looking up porn and this was during class and i was like duuuuuuuuuuude what is this and everyone heard it was hilarious because he was like wtf thats not mine, so i was watching this wazoo commercial idk seems like a bunch of candy combined hmm i want one, so mort was like im tired and i was like stop fapping then he stopped talking to me for that day how lame, so that one psy guy has me blocked he should unblock me, i finally got a job at kfc im living a niggers dream im going to buy some toys with my first paycheck good idea pif.
