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 Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:17 pm
"At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact. "Who wants pancakes?" he asked."
Time to ROFL rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:15 pm
A friend of mine had just got some Force of Will-s in. First time he got to use them(ever and it was on me >.<) he tossed a blue card from his hand and slammed Foce of will down and yelled "Force of will b***h!". One of those you had to be there moments XP
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:47 pm
I did a tournament a week or two ago and had to correct a collge guy doing basic math.
Player: Whats 24-7...
Me: I have a calculator..
Player:O'h that could help
I won one and lost one that night and It was funny
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:25 am
Ok, this was great. ~
My buddy Ron was running a modified Red/Black Shadowmoor deck & just totally kicking my a**. ~
I have one creature on the field to his 3, and I just Infernal Tutored 2 times for Dark Ritual, totaling three, so I tap 1, drop all three for Phage the Untouchable. ~
& he's like "Meh" ~ & proceeds to beat my a** down to 2 life ~
My Turn: Freaking Top Deck Whispersilk Cloak w/5 mana in play.
HA! I win.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:13 pm
I remember playing against astral slide and getting their lightning rift with a lobotomy. God that made me smile.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:45 pm
hehe here's one for ya....my sis, God love her xD We got her involved and she was looking at cards and reading them out and stuff.... And we here her say "Oh look! Plum-Evil!" ...we were like "Wah?!" Here's her card xDWe laughed so hard! Hahahaha! Also, my fiance and I play this freeplay kinda "mental Magic" when we're traveling anywhere, or it's dark and we don't wanna dig out cards. And we were laying around playing and he was like (keep in mind, these aren't real cards/games, they're just for fun) "Okay, first turn, I"m going to put out a land and tap it for a 1 mana indestructible 20/20 flying trampler- your turn!" So, I'm like...Wah?! That's crazy, lol. So here's my move (hehe) Play a land:  Land Pwnage!and then this!: Sorcery Pwnage!Needless to say, I won! XD
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:01 pm
windswept heath , tap sac.... search for godless shrine comes in untapped go to 17 , thoughtseize my opponent , and they are holding nothing but land ...., 6 turns later , i attempted again , and there was still nothing but land in their hand
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:52 pm
did a shards/conflux draft last friday, second match first round i got dropped to 1 life and he was up to 29 completely dominating the field with his lifelink rhox's on the field and my lack of ability to play...
i was about to scoop but i said w/e and played it out, top decked my swamp and began to stall it out...then began to swing with broodmate dragon...
then broodmate and the token after i got out a voracious to defend against his trample exaulted...then...
somehow i ended up taking him out, necrogensis and dragons FTW?
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:40 pm
I was playing a friend with my U/B 'May I' deck, he was using his so far unbeaten Relentless Rats Deck. and i'm talking about 25 Relentless Rats, and four coat of Arms, and other mean nasty tribal kicker cards.
So he has out two rats on turn five (Me having slain two already) and i draw a Lobotomy.
Sure enough, there is a rat in his hand, and I hack out 1/3 of his deck... and all of his critters to boot.
Mwahahahaha
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:59 am
Hehe...
Well, at 4/13/09, which was yesterday.
In the FNM drafting for 2 packs of Shards, and 1 pack of Conflux.
In my first pack, I got Marshal Coop, and passed it on, and so on so forth..
I ended up with a Naya deck...
So in the 1st round of the drafting, the board was...
Opponent's life: 40
My life: 1
Opponent's field: Broodmate Dragon/ Dragon Token/ Rockslide Elemental/Necrogenensis Tokens.
My field: None D:
So my opponent ended his turn, so I needed to top deck something...
And I got myself a Titanic Ultimatum D:
And my opponent was taped out, so I play a Martial Coup from my hand, and paid 7 mana to kill the monsters and get 5 soldier tokens out, and then passed a turn D:
Then in my opponent's turn, he draw something(Not helpful card), and then get out 3 more Necrogenesis tokens, and passed...
So in my turn, I draw, and got Soul's fire D:
So I played my Titanic Ultimatum, and attacked him, but he took the damage from the trample, and I gained to my normal life, and PWN him with Soul's fire XD
Then my opponent said, "Dude Eric!? Can you stop Rare drafting?"
And I Responded, "Umm.. If I do, would you give me all your Rares?"
Then he was thinking for moment, and take out his binder, and start giving me Rares o_o;;
I was like... WTF........
He gave me, Wall of Reverence, 2 Orchids, Figure of Destiny(Heck Yea!!), And Few Money Cards o_o;;
So I promised him, I won't Rare draft when he was around D:
Hehe... Rare Cards Are Delicious :]
Epic Rare Drafter FTW XD~
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:29 pm
Magic: The Gathering.
The ONLY game you can have said to been playing since the 'Ice Age'
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:51 pm
the guy i was playing had been taliking up a storm saying that his new control deck could take on any green deck that dare challenge him. he had never seen my Smasher deck before and was playing a blue black control deck. he went first and droped an island, promptly playing sage of epityr. he looked at the top cards and smilled at me, putting one on top.
"ur skrewed" he said.
my turn, i draw, drop a swamp, play dark ritual twice, play buried alive and put sprearbreaker behemoth, and two atochthon wurms into my grave. i promptly played exhume on autochthon and grinned at his quickly drooping smile.
"quick question, can you kill a 9/14 with trample on your second turn?" i asked cooly.
three turns later he was dead. and humbled, i might add.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:18 am
Oh man, this thread should be named 'Fish on a Brick' xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:23 pm
Fish on a Brick? I do not comprehend your reference
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:26 am
It's slang that a lot of players at the tournaments and card shops used. It is a reference to one of the funnier cards in Morningtide, Noggin Whack. See? Fish on a brick ^_^
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