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Title: Henny-Mocha: The Tale of the Fallen Acorn

FF.net Penname: Rally Collins

Guild Profile: Ladycrystalite

Genre: Humor/Parody

Status: Complete

Rating: T

Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Satoru Akahori, Ray Omishi, Media Works, Mixx Entertainment, A.D. Vision own Sorcerer Hunters. ROBOT, JFN, STEP, A.T. Interactive, AIC & VIZ Video own Trouble Chocolate and my reference story of "Henny-Penny" came from Rick Walton's Online Library.

Summary: When Gateau Mocha and Co. are forced to perform the classic children's story HennyPenny nothing more could possibly go wrong.

Author notes: Seriously, blame this one on Ladybug Oblivion. She mentioned something about Gateau in a chicken suit and this is what came of it.

Teaser:

Big Mama smiles again. "As I was saying, before being interrupted. One day there was a little hen... Ahem! I said there was a little hen!!!"

A man in a chicken costume is shoved into the glen. "What the hell?!" He pulls at the costume to remove it without success. The struggle with the costume leaves him in a dirty heap on the ground. "I'm not doing this, Mama!! Nuh uh!! No way!!"

Mama bonks him with a giant paper harisen all the while still wearing her smile. "One day there was a little hen-"

"At least make me a rooster!! I'm Gateau Mocha and I'm a-" Another bonk. "I'm a-" Two bonks. "I'm Henny-Penny, a cute little hen and I'm collecting acorns..." He starts picking up acorns from the ground.

"One day there was a little hen, named Henny-Penny. She was collecting acorns in a little wooded glen when suddenly-WHACK!!!"

Henny-Penny falls to the ground after being struck in the head by a large rock. Henny-Penny looks up through a haze of pain. "If I find out who threw that rock-"

"-something hits her upon the head," continues Mama, brushing some dirt off her hands. "'Goodness gracious me,' cries Henny-Penny. 'The sky's a-falling! I must go and tell the king!'" Mama glares at Gateau who has managed to get back onto his feet.

Gateau rolls his eyes. "GoodNess Gracious Me!! The sky's falling down!! I must go and tell the king!" He steps over to Mama. "Mama, the sky's falling down. You might want to do something about that." Bonk! "What now? You're the closest thing to a king we've got!!" Bonk! "I give up!"

"So Henny-Penny went to tell the king the sky's a-falling down.

"And so she went along..." Gateau started walking in a circle around the glen. "And she went along and she went along until she met Ducky-Wucky."