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Okay, I gotta remember this one, my prinicpal told it at the Halloween concert. o. Uuuumm...

Bob and Betty Hill were vacationing in Europe. In Transylvania, of course. They were driving through the woods on a dark stormy night, just like tonight will be. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Bob crashed their rental into a tree.
As the smoke cleared, Bob checked himself and saw that he was alright, if not for a few sprains and deep bruises. But he looked to his left and saw what hen dreaded most. His wife was laying back, unconcious, her head bleeding. Bob took her out and carried her through the rain, just trying to get to the nearest phone and call for help.
A few miles later, he saw a large mansion. He stopped and knocked, immediately answered by a small, stooped man with a wild expression.
"Excuse me, sir," Bob said, "We've been in a terrible accident and my wife is hurt. May we use your phone?"
"We don't have a phone," the hunchback replied, "but my master is a doctor. I'll get him for you, come in, come in!"
Bob followed and saw the most horrid sights on the ways; paintings that seemed to watch him, a bowl of apple cores, a large, ominous passage that I regret to say he followed the assistant down.
"I'm sorry if my servant misled you, I'm not a medical Doctor but a scientist!(A mad scientist)" the man apologized, as his small friend told him.
The scientist and the assistant went to work. They attempteed a transfusion between Bob and his wife. The night hours went by fast and they worked with all their might, but it was too late. Bob and Betty Hill were no more.
Dejected, the scientist went up into his tall, leaning tower to play his organ, which he often played when he felt down and needed solace. He started playing the most eerie tune, a creeping, haunting melody.
Downstairs, the hunched man heard the tune, giving him the jibblies. He was hence more shocked when he thought he saw Betty's hand twitch. Even moreso when Bobs hand began moving. Suddenly, Betty Hill sat straight up.
"Master, master!" the man called, excited, "The Hills are alive! With the Sound of Music!"

Come on people! Don't make me put Jehosephat's piece of junk on the Story Spotlight! No offense, Jehosephat.

The sequel: to be written by Daykurfin. heart

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(( eek Daaaang... Daykurfin, I didn't know you had it in you!! eek Anyways...)) After her English class, Parari decided to skip her next class to have herself some fun. She returned to Jehosaphat's "hiding place" only to find a pool of acid on the floor and Daykurfin looking like he might faint at the horrid sight. Indeed, Parari nearly did faint (being the weak lil' girl she was), but she held onto her senses and asked the only question that was worth asking: "What are we going to do?"
While Daykurfin and Parari was debating what to do, Jehosaphat fumed in the puddle of acid, unable to do anything, due to the acidic quality of the substance that he had been killed with. Of course, (as it is widely known) acidic substances are the only things in this world that can bond a ghost to a corporeal object. Jehosaphat, being the well-read ghost that he was and having received the knowledge that had descended upon his becoming a ghost, knew this and pondered upon how he could manipulate someone or something to exact his revenge against his fellow moderators. So the three stood there, each in his/her own thoughts, wondering what to do next...

stare Parari was the unseen spectator, sitting demurely in the corner, observing Jehosaphat kill Daykurfin, with the both of them slandering the other's name by reversing consonants and using the wrong vowels. It was quite entertaining, Parari thought, as she stepped quietly over Daykurfin's mutilated body. She smiled sadistically as Jehosaphat decided to turn his attentions to her. However, before she could have any fun, Jehosaphat decided to die from horror, due to her infamous smile that was reminescent of those mysterious murderers from history and urban legends.
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She sighed in relief to find that her ploy had worked... she was the only survivor. Now, it was time for her to take over the guild in her nonsensical, innocently sadistic way... gonk