It seems as though many of you find it irritatingly enjoyable to pair me with certain people in my life, despite our backgrounds, relationships, or compatibility. Completely disregarding my lack of interest in any being but myself, you have decidedly picked favorites.

In the interest of containing this abhorrent behavior, I have created a place for you to legally partake in these heinous conversations. As always, there are restrictions set in place, mostly for my sanity.

+ Debating is allowed, but arguing is not. No one of your ideas is any better than the other; they're all asinine. However, you may state your position reasonably.

+ I do not wish to see any details of what I may do with anyone. Likely, most of you will choose someone entirely repulsive to fantasize about me being with, and to hear of any...activities with such people would result in immediate and severe punishment.

+ Aizen-sama will take no part in this conversation other than to reinforce these rules. Accordingly, do not request me to agree with your opinion.