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 Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:10 pm
This may seem like an impossible feat, but one more than one occasion, I have bared witness to this rare sight. I would like you to make Aizen-sama laugh; not a twitch to the corners of the mouth or a smirk, we want to hear our God's melodious laughter. The way to do this is with jokes. Take any and all Chuck Norris jokes that you know and convert them to honor our Aizen-sama. Whomever makes Aizen-sama laugh may be rewarded. Aizen-sama's Favorites
+Aizen-sama doesn't need a watch, Aizen-sama decides what time it is
+Aizen-sama doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
+Aizen-dono destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
+If you have five dollars and Aizen-sama has five dollars, Aizen-sama has ten dollars.
+Aizen-sama does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
+Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Aizen-dono to kill you...Fourty seven times.
+Aizen-dono actually built the stairway to heaven.
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:55 pm
So like...something like, "Aizen-sama doesn't need a watch, Aizen-sama decides what time it is!"
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"Aizen-sama got into a staring contest with the sun....and won!"
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"Aizen-sama doesn't cry over spilt milk, spilt milk cries over Aizen-sama!"
Stuff like that? =D
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Tenshu Aizen-Sama Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:36 am
Quite so, Ulquiorra-kun. Rather endearing, by the way. *Finds the first actually to be true since there's no sense of time in Hueco Mundo. Possibly also the second since there's no sun in Hueco Mundo.*
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:11 pm
I suppose I will try a few of these for you, Aizen-sama..
There is no 'ctrl' button on Aizen-sama's computer. Aizen-sama is always in control.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Aizen-sama has allowed to live.
Aizen-sama does not sleep. He waits.
Aizen-sama can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
There are no races, only countries of people Aizen-sama has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Aizen-sama has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Aizen-sama doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:15 pm
*Thoroughly pleased with the last one.* Splendid.
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Tenshu Aizen-Sama Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:17 pm
*Trying hard to stifle a giggle fit* >x< ok, my turn
Aizen-dono destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Aizen-dono's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Aizen-dono doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Aizen-dono to go around.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:19 pm
*bows* Thank you, Aizen-sama.
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Tenshu Aizen-Sama Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:27 pm
*Chuckles.* I am, admittedly, very entertained by the first.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:32 am
Aizen-sama does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Aizen-sama goes killing.
Crop circles are Aizen-sama's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the ******** down.
If you have five dollars and Aizen-sama has five dollars, Aizen-sama has ten dollars.
Aizen-sama drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
If you want a list of Aizen-sama’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Aizen-sama won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living s**t out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Aizen-sama has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Aizen-sama does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:37 am
I've heard that last comment applied to Grimmjow, as well. Equally true for him, I believe.
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Tenshu Aizen-Sama Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:34 am
The air around Aizen-dono is always a balmy 78 degrees.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Aizen-dono to kill you...Fourty seven times.
Aizen-dono describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
Aizen-dono did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. (DX this one made me lol too much *lying on ground bleeding from gut*)
Aizen-dono actually built the stairway to heaven.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:16 pm
I believe I'm going to have to make a separate thread to list my favorites of these.
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Tenshu Aizen-Sama Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:58 am
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